Bethany
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I don't really need an excuse to post this clip. I just find it funny and felt like posting it again. Use it as you see fit.
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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My enemies cannot tell me to touch grass. I have touched a greater variety of grasses than my haters have even dreamt.
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Link Missing After US Military Blows Up King of Red Lions

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CARIBBEAN SEA — Scattered flotsam is all that remains of Link’s ship after being struck by the US military, according to leaked... Continue reading this gem
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December 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Postcard from my collection, sent 1912.
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1718
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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swerve and hangman wordlessly moving together as partners im more horned up than ive ever been
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Why are we talking about unimportant matters like whether Tony khan likes hangman or not when we SHOULD be talking about Swerve described what he has with hangman as and I quote a "magic" "chemical romance" #aew
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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[@defunctland.bsky.social voice]

In 2025, the Consumer Product Safety Commission, a government agency mostly known for exploding turkeys, announced the existence of a secret joint museum built with a regional sewer district from Northeast Ohio...
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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The moral of the story is check the Fridge every Friday

#WhereWrestlersWork
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Some kid in Philly fucked up their “I wish the Cowboys would lose this weekend” wish and now Samoa Joe is AEW World Champion.
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
WHOSE HOUSE? #AEW
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Stat's entrance is cool as hell, even Triller couldn't ruin it #aew
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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'HE'S GOT 2 FINGERS IN HIS MOUTH' danielson im already horny enough but thank you very much
'now theyre connected around the neck by that chain' stop my dick can only get so hard
yknow i wasnt sure if mox and kyle could get any more sexuelle than their previous encounters but the nipple torture is a step up
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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This Full Gear definitely needs more MxM Collection tbh 😂

#AEWFullGear 🤼‍♂️👉👈🤼‍♂️
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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When Místico's theme hits they should put the lyrics on the big screen so the crowd can sing a long

Folks may not know Spanish but they can try their best (and I know they'll try)

#aew
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Juice, YES!!
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Rocky deserves every VP title he gets and Trent deserves to bully every child he wants for this performance. 🤼‍♂️
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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go to silent hill, get a cool arm

(*results may vary)
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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it is truly one of the treasures of nature that they look so elegant from every angle except this one
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM