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Saltburn was parasite for British people
January 9, 2024 at 1:43 AM
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katie.bzky.team
hey guys check this out
an mspaint drawing of a shady guy with pale wearing a trench coat who is selling clocks in front of a brick wall. he is wearing a dark gray trench coat with a slightly lighter gray interior, all with a hint of navy to it. he's got black slacks and a white dress shirt. his right hand is in his pocket while his left hand opens his trench coat to reveal nine clocks on the interior of the coat, presumably for sale. he's wearing a black fedora with a gray stripe as well which is all very mysterious and shady. very sketchy. who knows if these clocks are good anyways? his face is a clock but only three through nine are visible because of the hat. the brick wall that he stands in front of is extremely well made though. it's probably fresh brick with how nice it looks. it's likely in a shady and dangerous alley that he's selling you these clocks, but the fact that he's standing in front of a nice building tells you that he's trustworthy. you should buy his clocks. buy his clocks. buy the clocks
December 19, 2023 at 3:39 AM
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jtp.bsky.social
the public has spoken and they demand woke gta 6
December 16, 2023 at 2:29 AM
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gbbranstetter.bsky.social
Can't even make gay porn in the Senate hearing room anymore due to wokeness
December 16, 2023 at 2:42 AM
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milesklee.bsky.social
have given myself over two dozen covid boosters in the past week. the pharmacists keep trying to stop me but my body is supercharged with 5G and i just steamroll over them
December 11, 2023 at 1:43 AM
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scalzi.com
A damning indictment of Ken's skills if you ask me
"Barbie is coming in 5 days"
December 10, 2023 at 11:25 PM
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petridishes.bsky.social
he’ll say are you married, we’ll say no man

Odysseus: what?
December 11, 2023 at 2:14 AM
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rincewind.run
I see this place has been very normal in my absence
Troy walking into flaming chaos with pizza scene from Community
December 11, 2023 at 4:02 AM
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saramchenry.bsky.social
no way am I falling for this again
One of those stupid animated screen cooler doors at Walgreens. This one is out of order so there’s no way to see what’s inside, and there’s a sign taped to it which reads ICE CREAM IS AVAILABLE FOR SALE IN THIS DOOR
December 4, 2023 at 11:12 PM
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wordsbymat.bsky.social
Excited to reach the phase of late stage capitalism where a different billionaire recreates the the original version of the same app every five years to replace the last version, which has been burned to the ground by a previous billionaire. Soon this cycle will replace the lunar calendar.
July 7, 2023 at 6:03 PM
bgbronson.bsky.social
Wasn’t there another invite only app a few years ago? 🤔 I don’t remember what it was called.
December 4, 2023 at 5:00 AM