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bibufflizardwizard.bsky.social
Hev
@bibufflizardwizard.bsky.social
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Musical Comedian, Regular Comedian, Freelance Composer, Puzzle Enjoyer, Occasional Streamer.
All around good egg!

Twitch.tv/bibufflizardwizard
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I'm not a realist. Some of my best friends are real.
December 30, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Big Finish presents Kate Stewart: Trash Cop. #russelltoveyfuckeafysh #twbtlats
December 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Going to Yo Sushi after conversion therapy because I, too, wasabi.
December 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Oh good.
December 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Oh look, the Edinburgh bin strikes.

#RusselToveyFuckeaFysh #TWBTLATS
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I'm at a burlesque night in Glasgow and a naked mouse with Babybel nipple tassles just fed me cheese on stage.
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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3 days since I wrote to you

Said I ate all the plums

But hey, what are you gonna do?

Yesterday you just smiled at me:

So sweet, so cold.

I hope that you'll forgive me.
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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It's been

1 week since you spotted me

Wiping juice off my chin

Look, I was hungry.

5 days since you yelled at me

Saying where are the plums

And why's the icebox empty?
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Aaaaaaaaahhh! But you forgot the visual effects!
(Thanks for the polycule-friendly costume inspiration, @dropoutpresents.bsky.social 🫶🏻)
November 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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CERBERUS SAYS BLOW ME A KISS
October 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Brighton-Adjacent Folk!

Waiting at Eldridge (my poem/story/show about mortals, monsters, & miscommunications in railway stations) comes to Brighton Horror Festival TODAY (21/10). Please come & see it!
18:30
@yellowbookbar.bsky.social
Ticket Office here:
brightonhorrorfest.com/event/waitin...
Brighton HorrorFest - Waiting At Eldridge
Waiting At Eldridge is a blend of storytelling, theatre, and poetry, where you'll encounter mortals and monsters, moving between the mundane and the magical.
brightonhorrorfest.com
October 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Encountered a particularly unsettling, (as well as generally egregious) online ad for some sort of AI porn app.

I've decided that the genre of such abominations should henceforth be called...

Unfanny Valley.

Mostly because "slop porn" is probably already in use elsewhere.
October 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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MUSIC FACT: Mel & Kim were able to record "Respectable" after the eleventh take.
September 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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The Je Spot
Okay I try not to compare everything to genitalia but
July 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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FRIZ FRIZZLE'S FUNNY TURN

I love performing comedy, but a lot has happened this year to prevent it. A big knee. Hiccups. A disease from the 1800s. Find out how determined I am to do my silly ditties despite these illnesses this August at #EdFringe

www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
July 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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some players cannot be motivated by points or money. they need something else entirely
June 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Just catching up on Doctor Who.
April 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Doctor Who's gonna have shit ratings tonight then.
April 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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🎵
I don't care if Monday's grey
Tuesday, Wednesday's also grey
Thursday too is also grey
It's Friday
I'm a dog
April 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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The Cord For The Alarm In The Accessible Toilet Is Five Feet In The Fucking Air.
Your Smiths album name is the mildest complaint you had about your latest bar or restaurant experience.
January 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Why was 7 afraid of 8?

Because McGann Hurt Eccleston.
January 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM