big-doofus.bsky.social
@big-doofus.bsky.social
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i wrote a short film
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
@recordstoreday.bsky.social I have a question about a discrepancy on the list. I picked up 2Chainz TRU Realigion this morning. The hype sticker on the record says limited to 3,000 but the list says it was limited to 1,750. Were some of the copies diverted to UK RSD? Not mad, genuinely curious ✌️
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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This song remains incredibly relevant in 2025.

Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes ft Teddy Pendergrass
performing "wake up everybody"
August 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
It still amazes me when I'll be driving down the highway omw to work and I'll inexplicably smell the loudest weed ever, look around and see that all of the cars around me have their windows rolled up. First off, how lit do you need to be just to go to work? Secondly, how is the weed that strong?
August 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If you are a parent and bring your small children to a brewery, there's a special place in hell for you.
August 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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bluesky absolutely has a growth problem. at this point it's just me, the several thousand sockpuppet accounts i faithfully maintain, and you. and if you're weirded out by that, how about you just take a beat and imagine what an average day is like for me
August 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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The number of Americans receiving unemployment benefits for at least a week rose to the highest level since late 2021, according to Labor Department data.
Nearly 2 million Americans on unemployment, highest since pandemic era
Continuing unemployment claims jumped to 1.97 million in late July, according to a Labor Department report, highlighting a weakening labor market.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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We have been warned about this moment for all our lives. Now it's here. What will you do about it?
July 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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"You sold out your Constituents for
83 people in this country"
July 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
@kurtis-conner.bsky.social it's so crazy that you're on this season of the Ultimatum and you're frickin married dude. How's that even possible?
June 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Uh, its Cuomover? Cuover?
June 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
As a proud Kansas Citian, I'm glad I didn't vote for Andrew Cuomo today
June 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
@wheezywaiter.bsky.social Craig, help me out. I saw your band back in like 2015/2016. What was the name of that band?
June 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Alyssa: I refuse to learn the guy's name, you know the fox guy

Me: Naruto?

...

Alyssa: No, the military guy

Me: oh hell, Pete Hegseth
June 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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ecological catastrophe in florida but no worries they are focusing on the real threats: fluoridated water

project.tampabay.com/investigatio...
Wasting Away: Rampant pollution caused manatees to starve. Florida waters are getting worse.
A Times analysis of millions of water samples found dangerous contamination across the state.
project.tampabay.com
May 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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May 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Was walking through a store this week and saw a bag of Fourth of July themed Swedish Fish and my first thought was, 'i wonder when they'll try to change the name of these'
May 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Found out the vein I usually give blood from has now callused. "Whoa, the needle went in rough." Just a little wink and nod from Father Time right there
April 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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April 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.
April 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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This is the biggest moment in U.S. labor history in a generation. We need to meet it. Join us in this fight.
March 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Posted without comment. Ahem.
Tesla shares plunge 14%, head for worst day in five years
Tesla continued its downward slide on Monday, with the stock suffering its most dramatic selloff since September 2020.
www.cnbc.com
March 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Oh me? No, I'm just shitting. Thanks though!
February 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
One of the worst things nerds ever did was create AI tools that allow every talentless hack (looking at you MAGA conservatives) to make the absolute worst music I've ever heard. Please go back to pissing everyone off at the bar and striking out with every single person.
February 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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i got surgery to become a servile 3 1/2 foot tall man so bar stool media will hire me to carry chicken wings around the office on a platter
February 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM