Big Bird
@biggestofbirds.bsky.social
brother do you have any logs i can borrow
the steelers have finished 10-10-1 and host the london monarchs in the first round of the playoffs. they do not put up much of a fight as london wins 34-7 but mike tomlin's non-losing-record streak is alive. the year is 2072 he is one hundred years old
January 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
the steelers have finished 10-10-1 and host the london monarchs in the first round of the playoffs. they do not put up much of a fight as london wins 34-7 but mike tomlin's non-losing-record streak is alive. the year is 2072 he is one hundred years old
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ok here is a different distraction
this regular season, the Eagles had 12 drives in the fourth quarter or overtime where they were down by one score or tied.
the results:
5 punts
3 turnovers on downs
1 pick
1 fumble
1 clock expiration
1 field goal
this regular season, the Eagles had 12 drives in the fourth quarter or overtime where they were down by one score or tied.
the results:
5 punts
3 turnovers on downs
1 pick
1 fumble
1 clock expiration
1 field goal
January 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
ok here is a different distraction
this regular season, the Eagles had 12 drives in the fourth quarter or overtime where they were down by one score or tied.
the results:
5 punts
3 turnovers on downs
1 pick
1 fumble
1 clock expiration
1 field goal
this regular season, the Eagles had 12 drives in the fourth quarter or overtime where they were down by one score or tied.
the results:
5 punts
3 turnovers on downs
1 pick
1 fumble
1 clock expiration
1 field goal
I, Big Bird, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think, vainly flattered myself that without very much bloodshed it might be done.
January 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I, Big Bird, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think, vainly flattered myself that without very much bloodshed it might be done.
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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the jim harbaugh situation has become untenable
September 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
the jim harbaugh situation has become untenable
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every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead
January 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead
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you guys ever think about how twenty years ago our dumbest president declared real life shooting war on the abstract concept of fear and that’s just how the country has conducted itself ever since
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
you guys ever think about how twenty years ago our dumbest president declared real life shooting war on the abstract concept of fear and that’s just how the country has conducted itself ever since
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I keep seeing regular Americans taking more risks every day to fight tyranny, want, and cynicism than I see from the opposition party, and I imagine many of those regular Americans are asking themselves what the value proposition of such an opposition party is, really
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I keep seeing regular Americans taking more risks every day to fight tyranny, want, and cynicism than I see from the opposition party, and I imagine many of those regular Americans are asking themselves what the value proposition of such an opposition party is, really
one step closer to telling my boss that i can't ask AI to write emails for me on religious grounds
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
one step closer to telling my boss that i can't ask AI to write emails for me on religious grounds
not espn glazing sanders for beating the fucking raiders ICANT
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
not espn glazing sanders for beating the fucking raiders ICANT
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The opioid crisis the Sackler family intentionally began costs the United States roughly $4 trillion a year.
WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. (AP) — Judge formally approves Purdue Pharma opioid settlement, with Sacklers paying up to $7B and some funds going to victims.
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The opioid crisis the Sackler family intentionally began costs the United States roughly $4 trillion a year.
draymond retire unc wemby owns you 🤏
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
draymond retire unc wemby owns you 🤏
tar and feather kevin patullo do not pass go do not collect $200
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
tar and feather kevin patullo do not pass go do not collect $200
seahawks fans forgetting that sam darnold existed last year is so fucking funny. yep, he is an extremely efficient passer through ten weeks. what did he do in the playoffs? not important lmao
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
seahawks fans forgetting that sam darnold existed last year is so fucking funny. yep, he is an extremely efficient passer through ten weeks. what did he do in the playoffs? not important lmao
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They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
sorry i'm late but once again national tight ends day is not real and cannot hurt you
October 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
sorry i'm late but once again national tight ends day is not real and cannot hurt you
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can’t take this one away from him though
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
can’t take this one away from him though
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they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade
BREAKING: The US is rolling back tariffs on “products that cannot be grown, mined, or naturally produced in the United States," per WSJ
October 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade
i'm normally not one to defend jerry jones but i give people the middle finger when i mean to give em the thumbs up all the time. gotta be at least a few times a week i be doin that
October 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
i'm normally not one to defend jerry jones but i give people the middle finger when i mean to give em the thumbs up all the time. gotta be at least a few times a week i be doin that
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if you work for ICE you’re evil. if you cheer ICE on, you’re evil. ICE has no positive value in this country. it’s just an outlet for people’s worst, most racist and violent impulses.
September 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
if you work for ICE you’re evil. if you cheer ICE on, you’re evil. ICE has no positive value in this country. it’s just an outlet for people’s worst, most racist and violent impulses.
chris jones being such a bitch that he longs for the beating he took last february in the owl LMAOOOOOO
September 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
chris jones being such a bitch that he longs for the beating he took last february in the owl LMAOOOOOO
>detroit style pizza
>have to hire a philadelphia eagle to pimp your shit
brutally mogged
>have to hire a philadelphia eagle to pimp your shit
brutally mogged
September 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
>detroit style pizza
>have to hire a philadelphia eagle to pimp your shit
brutally mogged
>have to hire a philadelphia eagle to pimp your shit
brutally mogged
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Cam Bynum & Colts mascot Blue after interception
September 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Cam Bynum & Colts mascot Blue after interception