Melody Jane
@bigtittygarfield.bsky.social
inventing new slurs to reclaim...
Not cunt enough (21+) ?
🫡🎶↪️ Scram
< Ze / Zer / Zerself >
> you'll fuck'em up anyway <
Feed an newrotic artist?
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/meowrion
Not cunt enough (21+) ?
🫡🎶↪️ Scram
< Ze / Zer / Zerself >
> you'll fuck'em up anyway <
Feed an newrotic artist?
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/meowrion
do you enjoy free access to
> poetry
> erotica
> tragicomic zines
> accordion music
> awful garbage?
consider helping feed the worst artist alive?
archive.org/details/@mel...
> poetry
> erotica
> tragicomic zines
> accordion music
> awful garbage?
consider helping feed the worst artist alive?
archive.org/details/@mel...
December 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
do you enjoy free access to
> poetry
> erotica
> tragicomic zines
> accordion music
> awful garbage?
consider helping feed the worst artist alive?
archive.org/details/@mel...
> poetry
> erotica
> tragicomic zines
> accordion music
> awful garbage?
consider helping feed the worst artist alive?
archive.org/details/@mel...
starting to think the Matrix is real because every guy I've ever talked to who is convinced we're in a simulation looks like this and...
...when men tell you who they are, believe them the first time the first time.
...when men tell you who they are, believe them the first time the first time.
December 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
starting to think the Matrix is real because every guy I've ever talked to who is convinced we're in a simulation looks like this and...
...when men tell you who they are, believe them the first time the first time.
...when men tell you who they are, believe them the first time the first time.
without a doubt;
Princess Peach Showtime! has got to be my favourite game for the switch.
Princess Peach Showtime! has got to be my favourite game for the switch.
December 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
without a doubt;
Princess Peach Showtime! has got to be my favourite game for the switch.
Princess Peach Showtime! has got to be my favourite game for the switch.
Phew, Checker Deck complete.
My best advice? Convert A-10 to Hearts as quickly as possible; royals are rather volatile to Heart + Face Card debuffs.
Fibonnaci with Comedian + Bloodstone makes a crazy combo.
10 / 15 decks complete.
My best advice? Convert A-10 to Hearts as quickly as possible; royals are rather volatile to Heart + Face Card debuffs.
Fibonnaci with Comedian + Bloodstone makes a crazy combo.
10 / 15 decks complete.
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Phew, Checker Deck complete.
My best advice? Convert A-10 to Hearts as quickly as possible; royals are rather volatile to Heart + Face Card debuffs.
Fibonnaci with Comedian + Bloodstone makes a crazy combo.
10 / 15 decks complete.
My best advice? Convert A-10 to Hearts as quickly as possible; royals are rather volatile to Heart + Face Card debuffs.
Fibonnaci with Comedian + Bloodstone makes a crazy combo.
10 / 15 decks complete.
i was feeling bad about my haircut when I first did it and then I realized... I like it !
December 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
i was feeling bad about my haircut when I first did it and then I realized... I like it !
*in the white trashiest of smiles*
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
*in the white trashiest of smiles*
I mean, I'd be pretty high on my horse if I delivered this brilliant performance as an end-time prophet in Little Nicky...
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I mean, I'd be pretty high on my horse if I delivered this brilliant performance as an end-time prophet in Little Nicky...
I drank homo milk straight from the carton growing up; now, as an adult, I crave the gay juices for breakfast.
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I drank homo milk straight from the carton growing up; now, as an adult, I crave the gay juices for breakfast.
próspero año y felicidad 💜🎵
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
próspero año y felicidad 💜🎵
a friend interviewed me for a research project and pulled this quote.
I keep reading it like "damn girl, what were you on because...damn"
I keep reading it like "damn girl, what were you on because...damn"
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 AM
a friend interviewed me for a research project and pulled this quote.
I keep reading it like "damn girl, what were you on because...damn"
I keep reading it like "damn girl, what were you on because...damn"
havin' issues cropping this thumb nail 3:
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
havin' issues cropping this thumb nail 3:
meta is so sickening, it's hilarious.
clowning on people in a matrix article posted about Llily Wachowski with my new fave response...
clowning on people in a matrix article posted about Llily Wachowski with my new fave response...
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
meta is so sickening, it's hilarious.
clowning on people in a matrix article posted about Llily Wachowski with my new fave response...
clowning on people in a matrix article posted about Llily Wachowski with my new fave response...
i fuckin' love talkin' with my wife <3
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i fuckin' love talkin' with my wife <3
go ahead; treat you're bb girl to a triple-feature she'll never forget ;3
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
go ahead; treat you're bb girl to a triple-feature she'll never forget ;3
made some a Hashy's Kiss for my friend <3
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
made some a Hashy's Kiss for my friend <3
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
drag king makeup answers the unexpectedly humorous question; what if my dad was prettier 😵💫 ?
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
drag king makeup answers the unexpectedly humorous question; what if my dad was prettier 😵💫 ?
i want to sell this shirt so I know who to maim in public...
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 AM
i want to sell this shirt so I know who to maim in public...
also, I was on so many drugs that I glitched this ankh...
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
also, I was on so many drugs that I glitched this ankh...
ghost deck: done ✅️
after beating black deck on gold stake, the decks since have been considerably easier, having stretched my strategy and synergy between cards.
after beating black deck on gold stake, the decks since have been considerably easier, having stretched my strategy and synergy between cards.
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
ghost deck: done ✅️
after beating black deck on gold stake, the decks since have been considerably easier, having stretched my strategy and synergy between cards.
after beating black deck on gold stake, the decks since have been considerably easier, having stretched my strategy and synergy between cards.
transitioning from pawn to queen
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
transitioning from pawn to queen
as nervous hearts lie,
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.
I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.
When I wake up
in your arms though;
...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.
I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.
When I wake up
in your arms though;
...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
as nervous hearts lie,
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.
I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.
When I wake up
in your arms though;
...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.
I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.
When I wake up
in your arms though;
...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
you can't make jokes anymore because *CRIME* is *ILLEGAL*
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
you can't make jokes anymore because *CRIME* is *ILLEGAL*