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Melody Jane
@bigtittygarfield.bsky.social
inventing new slurs to reclaim...

Not cunt enough (21+) ?
🫡🎶↪️ Scram

< Ze / Zer / Zerself >
> you'll fuck'em up anyway <

Feed an newrotic artist?
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/meowrion
Pinned
as nervous hearts lie,
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.

I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.

When I wake up
in your arms though;

...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
a friend sent $30 and I am grateful :3

if you have a repost in you, like art, and think i'm terrible...ty <3
hey babes, I've got one whole dollar to stretch a week becauze being a fashionably trashy tranny does not pay the bills...no matter how good I look 🥰💜

oh, and because disability pays me to suffer ;'3
feel free to send money for a coffee and cinnamon bun so i can keep clappin' ;3

www.paypal.com/paypalme/meo...
December 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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do you enjoy free access to

> poetry
> erotica
> tragicomic zines
> accordion music
> awful garbage?

consider helping feed the worst artist alive?

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December 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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one man, two man,
December 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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it's easy to breath in the shallows;
stand tall and plant your feet.

but do not confuse your
perforated performance
as emotional maturity
as you stood by the shore
letting me drown.

I looked for air and saw
the brim of your hat,
the crest of the mountains,
and you, waving goodbye

one.
last.
time.
December 13, 2025 at 8:36 AM
it's easy to breath in the shallows;
stand tall and plant your feet.

but do not confuse your
perforated performance
as emotional maturity
as you stood by the shore
letting me drown.

I looked for air and saw
the brim of your hat,
the crest of the mountains,
and you, waving goodbye

one.
last.
time.
December 13, 2025 at 8:36 AM
inventing new slurs to reclaim,
...the BROKE agenda !!
December 13, 2025 at 8:16 AM
@gothgirl.bsky.social, do they call EDM "dublin-step" where you are?
December 13, 2025 at 7:42 AM
working on a new social persona...

Darryl Double Barrell, on account I always keep my bisexual finger pistols holstered at the ready, and account of me always smoking two blunts at the same time LIKE A DUMB BITCH MIGHT.
December 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
toke with a diet coke; that's frunch* for ya !

*french bruch
December 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The Lord of the Rings:
Sword of the Kings
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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🎵 EVERYBODY'S WEAKENED FROM THE WORKING
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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a woman's place is on the roof
December 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
may a thousand blossoms bloom as far as I'm concerned....
December 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
i hope tarantino dies as a zionist.

everyone deserves to have their dreams come true :3
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Jackie Chanada
December 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
hey babes, I've got one whole dollar to stretch a week becauze being a fashionably trashy tranny does not pay the bills...no matter how good I look 🥰💜

oh, and because disability pays me to suffer ;'3
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
babe, you know my trauma around magic beans...
December 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
FORE MORE SKINS !!
FORE MORE SKINS !!
FORE MORE SKINS !!
FORE MORE SKINS !!

#🇺🇸
December 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
imagine you are a baby.

hey, who let this freakin' baby on da internet??
December 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
fell asleep to Video & Arcade Top 10; can't wait to show my buddies a thing or two about Link to the Past >;3
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
who called it 'postponing a booty call' and not 'taking a drain cheque' ??
December 12, 2025 at 7:06 AM
arriving at the orgy like "circle jerk for one, garçon"
December 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
starting to think the Matrix is real because every guy I've ever talked to who is convinced we're in a simulation looks like this and...

...when men tell you who they are, believe them the first time the first time.
December 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
all i need is hot-dog christmas,
all i want is hot-dog santa.
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Sandwich enjoyer
December 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM