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Melody Jane
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inventing new slurs to reclaim...

Not cunt enough (21+) ?
🫡🎶↪️ Scram

< Ze / Zer / Zerself >
> you'll fuck'em up anyway <

Feed an newrotic artist?
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Phew, Checker Deck complete.

My best advice? Convert A-10 to Hearts as quickly as possible; royals are rather volatile to Heart + Face Card debuffs.

Fibonnaci with Comedian + Bloodstone makes a crazy combo.

10 / 15 decks complete.
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
*in the white trashiest of smiles*
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
drag king makeup answers the unexpectedly humorous question; what if my dad was prettier 😵‍💫 ?
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
also, I was on so many drugs that I glitched this ankh...
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
ghost deck: done ✅️

after beating black deck on gold stake, the decks since have been considerably easier, having stretched my strategy and synergy between cards.
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
as nervous hearts lie,
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.

I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.

When I wake up
in your arms though;

...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
you can't make jokes anymore because *CRIME* is *ILLEGAL*
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM