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Melody Jane
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inventing new slurs to reclaim...

Not cunt enough (21+) ?
🫡🎶↪️ Scram

< Ze / Zer / Zerself >
> you'll fuck'em up anyway <

Feed an newrotic artist?
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December 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Reposted by Melody Jane
do you enjoy free access to

> poetry
> erotica
> tragicomic zines
> accordion music
> awful garbage?

consider helping feed the worst artist alive?

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December 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
the funniest thing in the world is silence, followed up with insane honesty.
December 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
...a dial-up diaper???
December 13, 2025 at 9:52 AM
monster white zero, twice daily as needed.
December 13, 2025 at 8:18 AM
honestly though, if you're gonna go ahead and be bogus, you know you can also mute + block as well?

chill tf out.
December 13, 2025 at 8:12 AM
i think 'fucking oneself' is, arguably, the most bi-sexual thing one could do...
December 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
can I tell you my secrets?
December 13, 2025 at 7:44 AM
thanks sug, hope your night was cool 🤘😸🎵
December 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
do you enjoy free access to

> poetry
> erotica
> tragicomic zines
> accordion music
> awful garbage?

consider helping feed the worst artist alive?

archive.org/details/@mel...
December 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
somehow i had never revealed to my wife that I know how to play piano, suprising her when I sat her down near a public one on our anniversary and singing her a tune.

that shit's so magic 🤘💜🎵
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
gg
December 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
very sleek look, love the shoulder windows, your minimal makeup is super effective, and your smouldering game is top notch !
December 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM