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Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax https://theonion.com/tech-billionaires-threaten-to-flee-california-over-proposed-vest-tax/
December 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax https://theonion.com/tech-billionaires-threaten-to-flee-california-over-proposed-vest-tax/
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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stup...
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March 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
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Cheer up, Democrats. Maybe it’s true that we’re standing by doing nothing as Donald Trump destroys our democracy. But at least we’re staying true to our norms and values.
February 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Cheer up, Democrats. Maybe it’s true that we’re standing by doing nothing as Donald Trump destroys our democracy. But at least we’re staying true to our norms and values.
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Bad news y’all…can’t spray duck fat in your eyes
November 30, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Bad news y’all…can’t spray duck fat in your eyes
🌱 hi first post. Do any of yall know what this might be? Planted on West side of house…It’s huge. I’m in North Texas if that’s of any help. Thanks! :)
November 27, 2024 at 8:13 PM
🌱 hi first post. Do any of yall know what this might be? Planted on West side of house…It’s huge. I’m in North Texas if that’s of any help. Thanks! :)
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6-Year-Old Shits Out Half-Assed Hand Turkey
November 25, 2024 at 7:51 PM
6-Year-Old Shits Out Half-Assed Hand Turkey
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the only thing i know about Twisted Tea is that it is a drink made primarily for people who litter
November 11, 2024 at 7:29 PM
the only thing i know about Twisted Tea is that it is a drink made primarily for people who litter