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Bitsy Von Muffling
@bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social
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Actually more cheerful than my online presence would suggest.
I post a lot about my hair and my search for miracle potions. And TV. Lots of TV. A bit of football stuff. I'm not very deep.
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bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social
I mean will they just stop.
Jim Royle roaring "Barb, they're singing on Only Connect again"
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social
Um, yeah. That's me.
YT Music recap showing my top 5 listened to songs were: Common People - Pulp The Gambler - Kenny Rogers House of Bamboo - Vogue - Madonna West End Girl - Lily Allen
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social
Always love a story which supposedly depicts coolness and hilarity but actually shows the main players to be complete pricks.
And finally, a Popbitch appeal. For Christmas, and all. NP writes: “Can your readers help with a Pam Hogg related query? My mum has a great story about sitting on a sofa backstage with Pam and Bobby Gillespie while they ripped the piss out of Belinda Carlisle, who was sat opposite them but who couldn’t say anything back because their Scottish accents were so thick that Belinda was aware she was being mocked but couldn’t really tell why. The problem is she can’t remember what the gig it happened at was. We know for sure that Debbie Harry was there and Squeeze were also playing (my mum was there with their drummer). Any help decoding this would be so appreciated.” Answers to hello@popbitch.com, please.
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social
Well done Google
Google news feed: actor Jack Sheppard, star of Wycliffe, has died aged 85. Accompanied by a picture of Jack P Shepherd who was not the star of Wycliffe and is not 85. Or dead.
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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No fucking about here. Go'ead girl!
Insta post from salon saying free lip filler to anyone who tags their ex and who he cheated with (all for fun) Reply which names names.
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Somehow I don't think it was a one off. He's probably just a prick.
"Wellness"
Dubai
Crypto
Lying about military service
Calling people "sir" on the internet
And...
From Liverpool Echo: Others appear to show Doyle's travels, including to Dubai, and to the Alps for a snowboarding trip. Doyle appears to have used the firm’s Twitter/X account as his own personal page, posting about video game Fortnite and various crypto coins. Doyle followed just 11 accounts, but counted among that number are Reform leader Nigel Farage, former Trump ally and head of DOGE Elon Musk, and self-proclaimed misogynist influencer Andrew Tate. Doyle refers to his stint in the Marines on the account, saying in a reply: “As a former Marine myself, I salute you sir.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social
Oh honestly fuck off.
Like, I'm glad we are moving away away from body shaming but let's stop using "wellness" as a euphemism for eating disorders.

Funny though isn't it, "wellness" seems to be about being super thin but not arsed about pumping shit into your face?
CNBC talking about Victoria Beckham's wellness routine
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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If you're on Android download an app literally called Live Football. Looks like this:
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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OMFG

www.reddit.com/r/compoface/...
From Reddit's Compo Face sub: > For about one month this spring, JJ Hollingsworth and Alemayehu Mergia thought they had bought a $1 million home in the Sunset for a mere $25,000. How did they find themselves in this temporarily euphoric state of mind? > The married couple’s sealed bid for 1926 Kirkham St. had been declared the winner at a May auction held by the San Francisco tax collector for properties with years of unpaid property taxes. The two celebrated with friends and told the longtime tenants of the two-unit building just across an alleyway from their 24th Avenue home that they were the new landlords. But before they could collect the first rent check, they realized something wasn’t right. The wake-up call came when the city refunded nearly all of the $8,000 they had paid for the transfer tax. >“That’s when I figured it out: I don’t own this house,” Hollingsworth said. “What do I own?” After checking with a friend who’s a real estate agent, Hollingsworth learned that they had not bought 1924-1926 Kirkham St., a semi-detached rental property with views of the Marin Headlands and the top of the Golden Gate Bridge. They were, in fact, the new owners of an 83-foot-long, 7-foot-wide road called Dirt Alley, complete with views of the two-bedroom, three-bathroom duplex they had hoped to buy. Man and woman standing beside an alleyway doing compoface
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Google being snarky because I asked how tall Yazz was.
"Yazz's height is not readily available in search results, though she was a successful singer known for hits like "The Only Way Is Up". The available information focuses on her career achievements rather than personal details like her height."
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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OMFG. I'd be sewing everything up and chopping everything off.
ITV headline: "it still hasn't sunk in": mums triplet joy two years after having twins.
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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From someone on Instagram, lifting the veil on why "influencers" suddenly become omg sooooo obsessed with products.

All of these salespeople on Insta need regulating. Especially the ones who regurgitate pseudo-science to try and sound knowledgeable.
Someone on Instagram describing how Dermalogica sent a free cream then pushed for a mention saying it might create future opportunities which the person felt was them basically saying "advertise this cream to your followers and we'll send more stuff" but they didn't feel comfortable with that as the cream was "shit".
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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I feel like this is becoming a Vicky Beckham snark account but what in the name of broken ankles is going on with these dresses? You're a "cough* fashion designer *cough*. Do you not know anyone who could take them up a few inches?
The Beckham family (minus the eldest son who has had it with this shit) all pouting. Vicky and the daughter wearing dresses which look like nighties, pooling round their feet, clearly about 10cm too long. Because high fashion I guess?
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social
So why have you only given it 2 stars because this is basically a description of the perfect film
The Independent: "CultureFilmReviews The Woman in Cabin 10 review – Keira Knightley thriller is Agatha Christie for people with limited attention spans This murder mystery is just a lazy excuse for nice interiors, nice clothes, cheap thrills, and attractive people"
October 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Liverpool Echo with its finger firmly on the pulse of local news
On the Liverpool Echo website today: when did Pavarotti die and what was his cause of death?
October 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Well no shit! Next up, my article on how soap gets you clean.
Guardian article on how Velcro rollers "give your hair added body and bounce". We have officially run out of things to write.
October 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Hard agree. Yes he's grown up very rich but his parents have explored him since he was a baby. Damn right he should enjoy the proceeds. People forget just how fame hungry Dave and Vicky were. If BB is a useless flop how much of that falls on his parents for teaching him the wrong priorities?
From Popbitch: Brooklyn has been followed by paps and journos since the day he was born. Back then his parents were so busy getting whatever publicity they could for Brand Beckham little Brooklyn faced a barrage of camera flashes all through his childhood. We remember back in the early days of Popbitch speaking with a famous tabloid photographer who regretted taking so many shots of baby Beckham; worried it would have a negative effect on his development. That he’d grow up a bit lost and confused. We’re starting to feel quite sorry for Brooklyn at this point.
September 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Moyes will be furious about the officials favouring Liverpool again. And something something about Anfield?
Screenshot from BBC showing Wolves have beaten Everton 2-0 and knocked them out of the Carabao Cup
September 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Good to see that vile man is relying on seat filling services. You're done Hun xox
Peter Andre at Manchester Cathedral via a seat filling service - free tickets, access fee only. Couldn't pay me to go. Yuck.
September 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Would you not just Google?
BlueSky screenshot. Original post mentions Disney losing nearly $4bn in 3 days. Another poster asks what has happened as they're out of the loop. Someone says "Jimmy Kimmel". Poster says "that doesn't tell me anything"
September 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Ah just realised I can cancel anyway instead of waiting for subscription to run out. Fuck them.
Three screenshots showing me cancelling Disney+ and in the reason box I've written "Jimmy Kimmel firing"
September 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Good article in this month's Stylist*

*Such a good magazine. It's free so support it because it's articles are usually a decent read. Pick up a copy when you're in Tesco.
From Stylist: we proudly prioritise self care over commitments to others but is an over zealous approach to boundaries only making us lonelier? Stylist goes behind the lines...
September 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Legit cannot think of anything worse
From Popbitch email: Imagine The Economist had a drunken love child with a meme page. That’s The Pint. Join thousands getting the latest business & politics news through memes. Every Friday in your inbox. [Subscribe for free]
September 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Have been really busy for days and I think I'm at the point where I'm hysterical with tiredness. Anyway I have just actually hooted at this
Denise Welch posting on Instagram about being 10 years sober and putting before and after photos. Someone has commented saying "congrats on the sobriety but you look awful in both pictures. All my love, Maureen x"
September 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM