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Bitsy Von Muffling

@bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social

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Actually more cheerful than my online presence would suggest. I post a lot about my hair and my search for miracle potions. And TV. Lots of TV. A bit of football stuff. I'm not very deep.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · Nov 12

If I've not followed you back yet, say hi

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 31m

Same in June. But now my clutch needs replacing 😭. In the same month as my eldest *probably* relocating to another city and needing some help with moving costs 🙈

Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 9h

I've become overly invested in that warehouse development in Wigan. I've been to Wigan twice in my life. It has no bearing on my life. But it's an absolute disgrace. Hopefully people power wins this one 💪

Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 19h

I can't handle the stress every week with #BlueLights

Feel like I'm getting a six pack from clenching my stomach muscles

Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 1d

But I've picked an excellent week to start

Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 1d

Looks like I'll be starting my heroin habit in a couple of days.

Mickey Edwards Laptop @lfcexcelgenius.bsky.social · 1d

Palace who we've played three hundred times this season. Villa who have conceded only 8 and sit level with us. Fucking Madrid and City and then Dyche and Slots most hated team.

November looks fucking fun 😔

Joanna 💫✨ @joannat.bsky.social · 1d

😬😬😳😳…..

Predictions Reds ? .. only joking ..😁

#lfc #ynwa #redsky

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Dan McPainInTheKnees @danmckee.bsky.social · 1d

“Rattlesnake kate
You’re my best take”

depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 1d

tomorrow will mark 100 years since this six-time divorcee, noted pants wearer, and professional taxidermist in Colorado singlehandedly killed 140 rattlesnakes and turned into an overnight celebrity as "Rattlesnake Kate"

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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 2d

The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 1d

Had flashbacks of cleaning out my kids' toybox in the living room. No matter how frequently I did it, there would always be mouldy, chewed on toast and other indeterminable foodstuffs.

Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 1d

each seat which means our phones/remotes are always slipping through and getting stuck. And they're a bastard to clean because there's so many moving parts.
Anyway I've just cleaned them and dear god I think I could start a side hustle in home made penicillin

a man wearing glasses is sitting in front of a bookshelf filled with books

Alt: a man looking nauseous

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 1d

My mum and dad bought sofas a few years ago and immediately on receipt they realised they didn't like them so they ended up in my house even though I didn't like them either. They're comfortable but just look awful. And the worst thing is every seat has a recline option so there's a gap between

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 1d

"um, excuse me Apple, have human eyes evolved that much in the last twenty years?"

Tbh Apple have form. I remember them doing a campaign about how their phones could be used single handed because that's how they purposely designed them. A year or so later they launched massive phones.

Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 1d

Lol. I could've told them that. I've told my husband often enough.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Ultra-HD televisions not noticeably better for typical viewer, scientists say

Research shows 4K or 8K screens offer no distinguishable benefit over similarly sized 2K screen in average living room

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 1d

Good. Bunch of self-important cranks, blinded to all commonsense by their mad delusions.

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 1d

Ten people go on trial in Paris for online harassment of Brigitte Macron

Trial is latest phase in legal battle against false claim that French first lady is a man named Jean-Michel Trogneux Ten people are to go on trial in Paris on Monday for online harassment of Brigitte Macron – the latest phase in a legal battle on both sides of the Atlantic against the false claim that the French first lady is a man named Jean-Michel Trogneux. The French trial comes after the president, Emmanuel Macron, and his wife filed a defamation lawsuit in the US at the end of July, in connection with a rumour amplified and repeated online that Brigitte Macron was born a man. Continue reading...

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 1d

Oooh you don't think they've made it up for attention do you? Surely not...

Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 1d

I am a terrible person but omg how stupid can you be?

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Traveler warns after stranger cancels her trip using posted ticket info

The Irish woman discovered her Qantas Airways flight had been canceled after receiving an email notifying her of a partial refund

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 1d

Also Google do really good trade in values when buying another Google - I got over £400 for my old Google phone when I bought the new one a few months ago. Again, assume Apple do something similar if buying direct?

Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know about iPhones but assume there is something similar to what Google do where you can buy direct on interest free over two years? I don't buy from my network anymore since inflation sky rocketed and they put bills up by inflation +3%. At least now increases only apply to network costs.

Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 1d

Just a settee? Or a Three Piece Suite?

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Jim Manley @jamespmanley.bsky.social · 1d

Ahh- good times

Skyline @skyline4438.bsky.social · 2d

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, you could give it a go?

a close up of a woman wearing a coat and scarf making a sad face .

Alt: Jessica Fletcher looking horrified.

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 1d

Husband absolutely hates them. But warm and comfy? What's not to love?

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 1d

It's finally cold enough to crack out the pleather leggings again

a woman in an orange fur coat is standing next to another woman in a red coat .

Alt: Phoebe and Rachel whooping and jumping for joy

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 2d

Oh yes, it's hammy and awful.

Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 2d

I'm endlessly fascinated by the way my eldest's brain works. He has dyspraxia and hypermobility so can barely write and I think the way he retains information in his filing cabinet memory is a complete bonus for him because he can't write stuff down. When he had long hair we called him Wiggy-pedia

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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah just normal life stuff but all in a cluster rather than conveniently spread out.