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Dutton has dumped his sack 41k people policy. But you know what he thinks. And. Again. If you think that makes them both the same… what is so wrong with preferencing ALP before LNP? Come on. You know you want to. Deep down you know the ALP differences are better for all.

And the Michelin Man removed the tire from his waist and gave it to them, saying, “Take this and drive; for this is my body.”

@wegotthispodcast.bsky.social I’M BACK BABY!!!! Last year I had to step away from my membership cos of money stuff. Though I did nab a free membership. But things have really turned around this year. So I’m back! Putting my money where my ears is. Thanks to you all for brining me so much joy.

I like this photo. Taken a few years ago now. Up near the roof of Australia.

Elon just sent us all an email demanding a 5-bullet progress report by EOD Monday. FEDS please hold for Altgov guidance. Meanwhile, help us draft our report:

1. Held convos without pronouns
2. Practiced Roman salute
3. Checked genitals in bathroom
4. Burned all books
5. Threw out all spoons

What’s more ambitious :
An erotic journey from Milan to Minsk?
A succulent Chinese meal?
The Filthy animals of Christmas?

Post a pic you took with no description to bring some zen to the timeline.

Oh please God, no. Operation Fluffy Dutton has begun. Expect cooking tips, puppies, daggy Dad dancing & whatever else marketing invents. All designed to disguise the fact he’s a cold-blooded political thug, fully owned & operated by the fossil fuel industry. Gunna need a bigger bucket. #auspol

HOLY SHIT... it's not FRONT PAGE news...it's PAID FOR ADVERTISING DRESSED UP AS NEWS

Bands as transportation options, ranked in descending order of convenience:

Wings
UFO
Cars
Train
REO Speedwagon
Band of Horses
Jefferson Airplane
Jefferson Starship
Mountain Goats
Eagles
Rolling Stones
Mastodon
Dinosaur Jr
Led Zeppelin
Death Cab for Cutie

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