Blackest Friday
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Dormammu, I have come for bargains.
Pinned
A grotesque bird descended, its wings a tapestry of shadows. With eyes like black abysses, it screamed forgotten nightmares. As it vanished, the clouds parted, revealing an unsettling blue sky—a calm that masked unspeakable horrors beyond the horizon.
we so desperately wish this was true.
42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record https://theonion.com/42-million-dead-in-bloodiest-black-friday-weekend-on-re-1819574242/
November 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
we so desperately wish this was true.
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
September 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
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Any food NOT designated cage-free was raised in a cage. Enjoy your caged avocado, ghoul
December 20, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Any food NOT designated cage-free was raised in a cage. Enjoy your caged avocado, ghoul
"Rabbi to customer service, please! The Returned Items Golem is at it again!" #blackfriday #talesfromblackfriday #capitalism
November 29, 2024 at 4:57 PM
"Rabbi to customer service, please! The Returned Items Golem is at it again!" #blackfriday #talesfromblackfriday #capitalism
"Who is doing all that yelling in housewares and what the hell IS a "kumite" anyhow?" #blackfriday #talesfromblackfriday #capitalism
November 29, 2024 at 3:47 PM
"Who is doing all that yelling in housewares and what the hell IS a "kumite" anyhow?" #blackfriday #talesfromblackfriday #capitalism
"I don't want the TV, but I do want to rampage like a Viking, so we're going." #talesfromblackfriday #blackestfriday
#blackfriday
#capitalism
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November 29, 2024 at 1:26 PM
"I don't want the TV, but I do want to rampage like a Viking, so we're going." #talesfromblackfriday #blackestfriday
#blackfriday
#capitalism
#blackfriday
#capitalism
A voice cries out from the toasters. "Pick me! Pick me!"
#blackestfriday
#scp
#iamatoaster
#scp-426
#scp426
#talesfromblackfriday
#blackestfriday
#scp
#iamatoaster
#scp-426
#scp426
#talesfromblackfriday
November 29, 2024 at 4:04 AM
A voice cries out from the toasters. "Pick me! Pick me!"
#blackestfriday
#scp
#iamatoaster
#scp-426
#scp426
#talesfromblackfriday
#blackestfriday
#scp
#iamatoaster
#scp-426
#scp426
#talesfromblackfriday
The man on trial in the Food Court has been found guilty and sentenced to hang.
#talesfromblackfriday #blackfriday #blackestfriday #capitalism #arbys
#talesfromblackfriday #blackfriday #blackestfriday #capitalism #arbys
November 27, 2024 at 10:30 PM
The man on trial in the Food Court has been found guilty and sentenced to hang.
#talesfromblackfriday #blackfriday #blackestfriday #capitalism #arbys
#talesfromblackfriday #blackfriday #blackestfriday #capitalism #arbys
A grotesque bird descended, its wings a tapestry of shadows. With eyes like black abysses, it screamed forgotten nightmares. As it vanished, the clouds parted, revealing an unsettling blue sky—a calm that masked unspeakable horrors beyond the horizon.
October 26, 2024 at 3:53 PM
A grotesque bird descended, its wings a tapestry of shadows. With eyes like black abysses, it screamed forgotten nightmares. As it vanished, the clouds parted, revealing an unsettling blue sky—a calm that masked unspeakable horrors beyond the horizon.