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Shout out to the woman who reset the female solo cannonball record that's stood since 1956.

37:52 in a Nissan Altima.
December 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
"You can't defend your home in Whoville anymore because of woke." -The Grinch.
December 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Phenomenal piece. Really good stuff.
Column: Jeffrey Kessler told everyone on Oct. 2, 2024, "that either you’re going to voluntarily change or you’re going to be changed and you can either get on the bus or get run over by the bus."

It took 435 days for Kessler to be proven right:
Jeffrey Kessler told everyone, including NASCAR, this was going to happen | RACER
435 days after their antitrust lawsuit against NASCAR was filed, the words spoken then by 23XI Racing and Front Row Motorsports' lead counsel were proven correct, says Kelly Crandall.
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December 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I've been too lazy to do it myself but I'm glad someone did.

If we're going 36 week format then this is the system I want. But I'd like to see the percentage for a win vs 2nd increased.
The dumbest thing I've ever wasted an hour doing: What if NASCAR used the Formula 1 point system in 2025?
December 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
OUR HALF FULL SPORTS BAR EXPLODED IN JOY. SEVEN PEOPLE WEARING NASCAR SHIRTS.

JORDAN GOT EVERYBODY. HE GOT 'EM ALL. DISCOUNTED! GANGSTER, PIMP, DON, GODFATHER. HE GOT 'EM ALL.

EVERYBODY WANTED ONE OF THEM. HE GOT 'EM ALL. DISCOUNTED!

A DOUBLE RAINBOW.

GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN! GIVE IT TO ME AGAI
It’s very clear now that the modern era of NASCAR, which began in 1972, has now concluded.

There have been numerous radical changes to NASCAR over recent years, but any kind of evergreen system where owners have a real say on how it is ran is by far the biggest.

Welcomed to the New Era.
December 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The fucking car go round business is now like real sports. Unreal.
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December 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Looks like everyone finally got as scared as I was.
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December 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"We're living in very historic times."

I AM TIRED OF LIVING IN UNPRECEDENTED TIMES, JEFF. I AM TIRED.
December 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Well I didn't have Linkin Park plays the Bahrain International Circuit Amphitheatre on my bingo card, either.

Much less the follow up that they're playing at another race track in India.
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Just learned you can't smoke on a sidewalk in Ohio and now I have even less reason to go there.
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
You can do a lot with CapCut but one of the things you can't do is type in a time stamp and that irks me.
December 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
huh
Edy’s Sweet Victory Sundae (1997-1998): Vanilla ice cream, loaded with caramel swirls and "chocolatey"-coated ice cream cone pieces. Part of a massive blitz of NASCAR--and more specifically, Jeff Gordon--promotional flavors from Edy's/Dreyer's
December 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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ONE YEAR OF GATOR MCKLUSKY 🎁🥳🎉
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Dutch said he had a plan.
December 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Gator's birthday, Superlicense points, Jepstein files, plaintiffs rest day.
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December 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
That could have been a worse day in court but I think that would have required a severe bout of incontinence.
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
A Napa #9 car with Chase Elliott on a competitor's network is the most red flag shit if you're a network executive.

It's honestly amazing with how close to that line McLaren gets.
December 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It's hard to conceptualize a NASCAR without the France family and every version of it that I come up with is worse than the reality we live in.

Better the devil you know.
December 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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I joined the BBC earlier this year to talk about the impact of America on the growth of #Formula1 — please have a listen!

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/w...
BBC World Service - Business Daily, Formula 1’s new business model
It's trying to appeal to a younger fan base and break into the lucrative US market
www.bbc.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Never had "Suit of the Trial" going to Austin Dillon but here we are.
December 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I don't think Childress' testimony is gonna live up to the hype.

The judge is in hurry up mode. Tabloid shit is gonna illicit a reaction from him that neither side wants to feel the wrath of.

I expect him to offer testimony that supports what Heather Gibbs and Bob Jenkins already testified to.
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You know that game of Magic The Gathering they just wrapped up went so hard.
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Dutch said he had a plan.
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Incredibly funny that the first question of Ask Jr in a sea of lawsuit questions from the chat is "how's the Christmas shopping going?"
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM