Blayne
@blaynegelbman.bsky.social
NYCDOE High School teacher, volunteer firefighter, daughter dad, happy husband. There’s no such thing as too much garlic.
We’re they upset about bad bunny?
I think the only fair response would be to suspend every player involved for the rest of the season.
February 10, 2026 at 10:13 AM
We’re they upset about bad bunny?
It’s not, but overhead bin space sure is.
I love how people line up at airport gates a half hour before boarding starts as if seating is a free for all.
February 8, 2026 at 12:53 PM
It’s not, but overhead bin space sure is.
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More Americans want to dissolve ICE.
It's just Trump distracting.
Many Americans want to leave Greenland alone.
It's just Trump distracting.
Most Americans think its all just a coverup for Epstein.
It's just Trump distracting.
It's just Trump distracting.
Many Americans want to leave Greenland alone.
It's just Trump distracting.
Most Americans think its all just a coverup for Epstein.
It's just Trump distracting.
January 16, 2026 at 3:51 AM
More Americans want to dissolve ICE.
It's just Trump distracting.
Many Americans want to leave Greenland alone.
It's just Trump distracting.
Most Americans think its all just a coverup for Epstein.
It's just Trump distracting.
It's just Trump distracting.
Many Americans want to leave Greenland alone.
It's just Trump distracting.
Most Americans think its all just a coverup for Epstein.
It's just Trump distracting.
He’s gotta go. He’s not capable of rising to the moment. He hasn’t for a decade.
Goddamnit, I’m gonna have to primary this asshole, aren’t I?
Schumer as a major American metro is being brutally occupied by Trump goons: "The affordability crisis will be our focus throughout 2026 because that's what the American people are demanding"
January 16, 2026 at 4:46 AM
He’s gotta go. He’s not capable of rising to the moment. He hasn’t for a decade.
I think that’s exactly who they’re looking for to be in those positions
I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
January 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I think that’s exactly who they’re looking for to be in those positions
To hell with a witness chair, they should be behind bars. Anything less is not acceptable
Swalwell: You better believe that accountability is coming. Immunity is going to be stripped. And to Kristi Noem, Tom “Cashbag” Homan, Greg Bovino—your asses are going to be in these witness chairs.
January 8, 2026 at 7:53 PM
To hell with a witness chair, they should be behind bars. Anything less is not acceptable
Does ‘S’ stand for SUPER?
Mexican food will always be S-Tier food, and if you disagree, you're simply wrong
December 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Does ‘S’ stand for SUPER?
Have fun out there Jerry. Merry Xmas, happy new year, and stay dry. I’m flying into sfo tonight hoping we don’t have any issues.
December 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Have fun out there Jerry. Merry Xmas, happy new year, and stay dry. I’m flying into sfo tonight hoping we don’t have any issues.
What do you suppose he does for vitamin D?
Santa's pale because he visits in the middle of six months of darkness on Earth’s North Pole. And for the other six months, the Sun ascends no more than 23.5 degrees above the horizon. And he delivers gifts only at night.
All combined, Santa might be the whitest person on Earth.
All combined, Santa might be the whitest person on Earth.
December 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
What do you suppose he does for vitamin D?
To be fair, it’s BUN one hell of a week.
I think I’m out of sandwich puns.
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
To be fair, it’s BUN one hell of a week.
Nice shimmy, Jerry jimmy
September 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Nice shimmy, Jerry jimmy
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Synopsis for Latecomerslive on KEXP
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They Might Be Giants - Synopsis For Latecomers (Live on KEXP)
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September 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Synopsis for Latecomerslive on KEXP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4Qz...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4Qz...
There’s no such thing as bad ribs, only better ribs
Today, trying out a few new things on the smoker. First: I am attempting ribs. And easy recipe for the first time. I will try one of those elaborate three-stage things another time. /1
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Easy Pellet Smoker Ribs - Baby Back or Pork Ribs! • Low Carb with Jennifer
This pellet smoker ribs recipe works with any kind of ribs you have. I used pork spare ribs but this will work for baby back ribs as well.
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September 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
There’s no such thing as bad ribs, only better ribs
He doesn’t.
Wondering today whether John Bolton wishes he’d testified against Trump in that first impeachment.
August 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
He doesn’t.
This is funny. Like there gonna be another election..,
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August 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This is funny. Like there gonna be another election..,
Dc wasn’t the test. LA was. Chicago will be the bellweather. Let’s see what happens when he comes for NYC.
He’s wanted to declare martial law from day one.
Bypass all checks and rule as a tyrant.
Many have speculated how he’d do it.
Now his gambit is clear.
DC was a test.
He’s using manufactured crime stats to send troops into blue states & cities.
This is not a drill.
Democracy is at defcon 1.
Bypass all checks and rule as a tyrant.
Many have speculated how he’d do it.
Now his gambit is clear.
DC was a test.
He’s using manufactured crime stats to send troops into blue states & cities.
This is not a drill.
Democracy is at defcon 1.
August 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Dc wasn’t the test. LA was. Chicago will be the bellweather. Let’s see what happens when he comes for NYC.
I support this, but FIFA also kept the cup in Qatar
August 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I support this, but FIFA also kept the cup in Qatar
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This is exactly why Dems get their ass handed to them by Trump's world. They have no clue how to leverage social media algos to their advantage.
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Silent Coup: How Trump’s Allies Are Gaming Algorithms To Seize Your Feed
New research unravels the secret tactics behind Stop the Steal and other right-wing disinformation campaigns.
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August 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This is exactly why Dems get their ass handed to them by Trump's world. They have no clue how to leverage social media algos to their advantage.
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Does timoe know threeyearletterman?
March 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Does timoe know threeyearletterman?
Does he even have the appropriate clearance? Would that even matter?
Regardless of your thoughts on Musk, he has significant business interests in China.
Why the fuck is he getting this briefing?
Why the fuck is he getting this briefing?
Breaking News: The Pentagon is set to brief Elon Musk on the U.S. military’s closely guarded plan for any potential war with China, officials said.
March 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Does he even have the appropriate clearance? Would that even matter?
This is how I feel about every #severance post i try to avoid
Thanks for not spoiling it and yet simultaneously warning me that I need to be well rested. I’ll watch it Saturday.
March 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This is how I feel about every #severance post i try to avoid
If only
Happy March 15 to the President of the United States and all his team.
March 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
If only
Damn Jerry. That’s amazing
March 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Damn Jerry. That’s amazing
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