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EliDeeer

@bleats.me

200 followers 440 following 620 posts

30M, Bi, Demi // Musician, IT Guy, Nerd for all things technology 🔞 Sometimes NSFW

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EliDeeer @bleats.me · Jul 11

Let's go gambling!

@jtingf.bsky.social
Canon Rebel 2000, 50mm f1.8
Kodak Portra 800
#filmphotography
#Anthrocon2025

A cat fursuiter with slot machine eyes extends his paw to another fursuiter. There is a big red button on his arm

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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · Aug 13

"So this 'Spamton' fella is a salesman, huh. Heh! I wonder if he ever sells propane."

"I like the Queen, she's so purty..."

"I DON'T TRUST RALSEI FOR ONE SECOND. NOBODY IS THAT GENUINELY KIND WITHOUT HAVING SOMETHING TO HIDE."

"Dang'olKrismanhegot'dangol...possessedorsomethin"

KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · Aug 13

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 8

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COUNTING WORMS MOSH CALL @hyenablood.yeen.world · 9h

I am not going to vote for this straggot fuckhead you have have 3 years to plan accordingly or fist your garbage disposal shitlibs.

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 1d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Morganite! 💖 @morganite.io · Jul 29

Tumblr post from user arahir:

i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.

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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 16h

Omg I could not do it awake, my dentist saw how badly impacted all 4 of mine were and said you're getting general anaesthesia

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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 22h

Microsoft's programming is all popsicle sticks and hot glue

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Tofte ➡️ MFF, NYFB @tofte.bsky.social · 1d

Make a fursona

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 6d

Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?

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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 1d

I genuinely don't recognize any of my family anymore.

Well except for that one uncle who's always really enjoyed using racial slurs

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 1d

I still have fcf and fatcockfriday in my muted words and tags lmao

EliDeeer @bleats.me · 1d

I deleted my meta account because my Instagram feed was trying to be LiveLeak 2

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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 1d

I have one that's powered by the doorbell wiring itself!

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Chibdm @chibdm.bsky.social · 2d

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

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CalyxGoblin 🔞 @calyxgoblin.bsky.social · 2d

Found uncredited in the wild, but this feels like something @deertexting.bsky.social would make.

A spotted fawn deer standing in a plastic livestock water trough, accompanied by "I feel like soup" at the top of the image in a sans-serif typeface.

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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 2d

Oh boy I can't wait to explain the action priority queue in dark souls 1 and how it leads to mechanics like fall stun cancel and parry cancelling to get frame-perfect wakeup backstabs

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vermilion 🔞 @vermln.bsky.social · 9d

blaidd the half-wolf ^^
#eldenring #blaidd #nsfwart

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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 2d

BTW there's never been a better time to try out Linux, especially if your computer doesn't meet the system requirements for Windows 11. If Microsoft really gave a fuck about the environment, they would've kept their "10 is the last version of windows" promise.

EliDeeer @bleats.me · 2d

Dear Microsoft,

Could you fuck all the way off?

The worst part is this hyperlinks to an article about all the ways AI is allegedly solving climate change. Gag me

A windows 11 lock screen with a tool tip that reads, "AI is enabling change in remarkable ways, transforming the ways people live and work".

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Tofte ➡️ MFF, NYFB @tofte.bsky.social · 3d

If I were a social media CEO, I'd simply thank trans furries for making my network appealing and then shut the fuck up

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Solstice @solstice.blue · 3d

Did you know it’s International Maned Wolf Day? Be sure to give your leggy friends a treat today, maybe take them on a walk to an extra fun spot!

fursuiter standing next to a balcony overlooking a river (the Allegheny from the DLCC)

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alyaza ΘΔ @alyazabirze.bsky.social · 3d

deleting *this* post is such incredible "put it in the paper that i'm not mad" energy—it doesn't even tag Jay. i'm so serious: deeply cooked website

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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 3d

Somewhere to clip on a badge reel for my hemostat

EliDeeer @bleats.me · 4d

Been awhile since I've done a PC build, this is my friend's computer I built maybe 8 years ago. Tore out the watercooling, upgraded from 2nd gen Intel to a Ryzen 5 3600.

The inside of a desktop computer with a white case and cyan LED lighting.

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🔞 Keilan | COMS OPEN @trashbambi.bsky.social · 4d

2025 Furry Species Census Servy

Once again I bring you a furry species census!

The last time I did this in 2023 y'all submitted over 10,000 characters! I wonder if we'll beat that this time?

Survey: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Formatted Results: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

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EliDeeer @bleats.me · 4d

If there are two bad words and you won't say one of them, that's the worse word lmfao. These AI stans are insane