Ba Ba Blink Sheep
@blinkipi.bsky.social
And don't call me Shirley.
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I WON !! THE ELECTIONS WERE RIGGED !! GREMLINS IN THE VOTING MACHINES !! MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL SPACE ALIENS VOTING !! STOP THE STEAL !! STOP THE COUNT !! SIT DOWN !! STAND UP !! SPIN AROUND !! IT'S A WITCHHUNT !! ZOMBIES FROM WITHIN !! THE ENEMIES OF AMERICA ARE IN MY PANTS !!
December 6, 2024 at 12:52 AM
I WON !! THE ELECTIONS WERE RIGGED !! GREMLINS IN THE VOTING MACHINES !! MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL SPACE ALIENS VOTING !! STOP THE STEAL !! STOP THE COUNT !! SIT DOWN !! STAND UP !! SPIN AROUND !! IT'S A WITCHHUNT !! ZOMBIES FROM WITHIN !! THE ENEMIES OF AMERICA ARE IN MY PANTS !!
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Americans will use anything but the metric system
May 21, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Americans will use anything but the metric system
I'm watching The Dark Knight Rises, and Bane's voice is cracking me up because he sounds like the narrator from the Smucker's commercials.
May 16, 2024 at 2:21 AM
I'm watching The Dark Knight Rises, and Bane's voice is cracking me up because he sounds like the narrator from the Smucker's commercials.
I'm watching the Paranormal Activity movies for the first time, and I don't know why I wasn't expecting men to be the problem.
May 15, 2024 at 9:22 PM
I'm watching the Paranormal Activity movies for the first time, and I don't know why I wasn't expecting men to be the problem.
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when the Backstreet Boys asked "am I original?" they were referring to KFC original recipe fried chicken
but when they then asked "am I sexual?"
you guessed it, also KFC original recipe fried chicken
but when they then asked "am I sexual?"
you guessed it, also KFC original recipe fried chicken
May 9, 2024 at 6:43 PM
when the Backstreet Boys asked "am I original?" they were referring to KFC original recipe fried chicken
but when they then asked "am I sexual?"
you guessed it, also KFC original recipe fried chicken
but when they then asked "am I sexual?"
you guessed it, also KFC original recipe fried chicken
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life is a lot lately. love each other.
May 11, 2024 at 9:25 PM
life is a lot lately. love each other.
My mother has decided I should post videos about high strangeness. It's really quite a good idea.
May 12, 2024 at 4:16 AM
My mother has decided I should post videos about high strangeness. It's really quite a good idea.
So iconic when my family was talking about board games and my siblings said neither of them had Mouse Trap, then I said I had it but no one wanted to play it with me and my mother confirmed "yeah, no one wanted to play it with you".
May 2, 2024 at 5:18 AM
So iconic when my family was talking about board games and my siblings said neither of them had Mouse Trap, then I said I had it but no one wanted to play it with me and my mother confirmed "yeah, no one wanted to play it with you".
Browsing Publix, discovered the product "Disney princess string cheese". A truly inspired crossover.
May 1, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Browsing Publix, discovered the product "Disney princess string cheese". A truly inspired crossover.
Had a dream I saw a music mogul using a digital rotary phone on a desktop computer to call a man about a jacket.
April 30, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Had a dream I saw a music mogul using a digital rotary phone on a desktop computer to call a man about a jacket.
I kinda hate the internet.
April 24, 2024 at 3:11 AM
I kinda hate the internet.
So, ai voice is available with vocal fry...
What a time to be alive.
*exits physical form*
What a time to be alive.
*exits physical form*
April 21, 2024 at 2:48 AM
So, ai voice is available with vocal fry...
What a time to be alive.
*exits physical form*
What a time to be alive.
*exits physical form*
Does anyone make rabbit stew for Easter and call it Easter Bunny Stew?
March 24, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Does anyone make rabbit stew for Easter and call it Easter Bunny Stew?
Oh btw, I have a new life now.
March 16, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Oh btw, I have a new life now.
Want to learn some shit?
Look no further than the internet for a paid professional lip-synching child with an orange tan, sharing pearls of wisdom like "OMG have you heard about using dryer sheets for static electricity?!"
Look no further than the internet for a paid professional lip-synching child with an orange tan, sharing pearls of wisdom like "OMG have you heard about using dryer sheets for static electricity?!"
March 3, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Want to learn some shit?
Look no further than the internet for a paid professional lip-synching child with an orange tan, sharing pearls of wisdom like "OMG have you heard about using dryer sheets for static electricity?!"
Look no further than the internet for a paid professional lip-synching child with an orange tan, sharing pearls of wisdom like "OMG have you heard about using dryer sheets for static electricity?!"
Time to play "which utility company is in charge of this loose cable that's hanging down over my driveway?"
February 29, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Time to play "which utility company is in charge of this loose cable that's hanging down over my driveway?"
My house smells so bad. I've been feeding sardines to my cats, and they've left a dead mouse someplace where I can't find it.
February 23, 2024 at 1:04 AM
My house smells so bad. I've been feeding sardines to my cats, and they've left a dead mouse someplace where I can't find it.
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People freak the fuck out when a spider crawls up the wall but they’ll pay top dollar to eat a lobster which is just as fuckin creepy as a spider, but it’s dipped in butter so it’s all good, I guess.
February 17, 2024 at 2:49 AM
People freak the fuck out when a spider crawls up the wall but they’ll pay top dollar to eat a lobster which is just as fuckin creepy as a spider, but it’s dipped in butter so it’s all good, I guess.
Watching Madame Bovary. What a cunt.
February 20, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Watching Madame Bovary. What a cunt.
I like it when I shed a hair that's so shimmering white, it damn near glows in the dark.
February 15, 2024 at 7:33 AM
I like it when I shed a hair that's so shimmering white, it damn near glows in the dark.
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My second favorite YouTuber, a boho French-Canadian guy who almost cries every time he tries on a parfum, wore a robust headscarf this week & said “the oud in here: it’s not skanky, it’s not dirty, it’s not barnyardy, it’s not any of that” which I need put over a dance beat RIGHT NOW.
February 15, 2024 at 3:16 AM
My second favorite YouTuber, a boho French-Canadian guy who almost cries every time he tries on a parfum, wore a robust headscarf this week & said “the oud in here: it’s not skanky, it’s not dirty, it’s not barnyardy, it’s not any of that” which I need put over a dance beat RIGHT NOW.
DJ Mansplain (feat. Lil Dick NRG)
February 15, 2024 at 5:49 AM
DJ Mansplain (feat. Lil Dick NRG)
I'm watching Coraline. What a rotten child. I want to see an alternate version where she falls down the well 3 minutes in and that's the end.
February 15, 2024 at 2:10 AM
I'm watching Coraline. What a rotten child. I want to see an alternate version where she falls down the well 3 minutes in and that's the end.
I usually hate going to movie theaters because I don't wanna sit in a cold room full of strangers. But I wanted to see Lisa Frankenstein. So I came to the Tuesday afternoon show. I've got the whole room to myself and it's warm in here! This is the greatest!
February 13, 2024 at 10:46 PM
I usually hate going to movie theaters because I don't wanna sit in a cold room full of strangers. But I wanted to see Lisa Frankenstein. So I came to the Tuesday afternoon show. I've got the whole room to myself and it's warm in here! This is the greatest!
Hey Ya came on the radio, and I was offended that they cut out the "shake it like a Polaroid picture" part for time.
February 13, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Hey Ya came on the radio, and I was offended that they cut out the "shake it like a Polaroid picture" part for time.