Liam Blizard
@blizard.io
Contract .NET Azure/AWS developer living on the Isle of Arran 🏴 with my wife, daughter & dog. Likes being in the mountains, under or on the ocean, or in the stands at Sheffield United.
Codes in C#, F# and Swift
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Liam Blizard
@blizard.io
· Nov 4
If you're searching for #fsharp content on BlueSky, there's a starter pack to get you going
bsky.app/starter-pack...
bsky.app/starter-pack...
Another day, another massive AI generated PR with no tests to review...
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Another day, another massive AI generated PR with no tests to review...
We got caught dismembering a journalist by mistake
"We've dismembered a journalist by mistake"
November 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
We got caught dismembering a journalist by mistake
We're going to be back in a years time, with them needing to raise income taxes and being a year closer to the next election.
Where we are on budget now👇
- Treasury confirms stronger than expected OBR forecasts means fiscal gap nearer £20bn than £30-£40bn. Reeves also wants headroom of £15bn
- Reeves doesn’t need to become first chancellor in 50 years to raise basic rate income tax - breaching central manifesto promise
- Treasury confirms stronger than expected OBR forecasts means fiscal gap nearer £20bn than £30-£40bn. Reeves also wants headroom of £15bn
- Reeves doesn’t need to become first chancellor in 50 years to raise basic rate income tax - breaching central manifesto promise
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
We're going to be back in a years time, with them needing to raise income taxes and being a year closer to the next election.
The new number one priority of the Labour Government
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 AM
The new number one priority of the Labour Government
Been looking forward to this one landing. Well done @andrewatkinson.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Been looking forward to this one landing. Well done @andrewatkinson.bsky.social
Ok, so Fate of Ophelia is the first Taylor Swift song that has earwormed me since Style on 1989.
October 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Ok, so Fate of Ophelia is the first Taylor Swift song that has earwormed me since Style on 1989.
You'll get promotion after promotion at big tech companies for spunking billions of dollars up the wall, but you'll
never get a promotion for saying "Here's why this is a bad idea, I can save you billions."
never get a promotion for saying "Here's why this is a bad idea, I can save you billions."
I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.
October 29, 2025 at 8:49 AM
You'll get promotion after promotion at big tech companies for spunking billions of dollars up the wall, but you'll
never get a promotion for saying "Here's why this is a bad idea, I can save you billions."
never get a promotion for saying "Here's why this is a bad idea, I can save you billions."
A dog that knows it's raining outside
October 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A dog that knows it's raining outside
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I know nothing about Dr Who, but, for Londoners, the phrase "Going For Dinner With Billie Piper" is the absolute best way to remember the order of the vertical streets running east to west in Soho (Greek, Frith, Dean, Wardour, Berwick, Poland) and has saved many a late night out
October 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I know nothing about Dr Who, but, for Londoners, the phrase "Going For Dinner With Billie Piper" is the absolute best way to remember the order of the vertical streets running east to west in Soho (Greek, Frith, Dean, Wardour, Berwick, Poland) and has saved many a late night out
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A very worrying escalation of online harassment.
Somebody has used a video of me saying "racism in football is a game of two halves" + put a fake voiceover on it saying "what I would say to the girls of Rotherham is it is a game of two halves"
x.com/EuropaIneffa...
Somebody has used a video of me saying "racism in football is a game of two halves" + put a fake voiceover on it saying "what I would say to the girls of Rotherham is it is a game of two halves"
x.com/EuropaIneffa...
Europa Ineffable on X: "In a recent panel at what looks like Labour conference, Sunder Katwala, wearing an England shirt, appeared to compare the R🦍 GANGS to a football match: "it's a game of two halves" 🥴 https://t.co/b5YNKyaQtu" / X
In a recent panel at what looks like Labour conference, Sunder Katwala, wearing an England shirt, appeared to compare the R🦍 GANGS to a football match
x.com
October 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
A very worrying escalation of online harassment.
Somebody has used a video of me saying "racism in football is a game of two halves" + put a fake voiceover on it saying "what I would say to the girls of Rotherham is it is a game of two halves"
x.com/EuropaIneffa...
Somebody has used a video of me saying "racism in football is a game of two halves" + put a fake voiceover on it saying "what I would say to the girls of Rotherham is it is a game of two halves"
x.com/EuropaIneffa...
I don't know what assets #SWFC can sell right now to pay off the creditors. The chairman owns hillsborough and the training ground, and they cannot sell any players until Jan.
October 24, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I don't know what assets #SWFC can sell right now to pay off the creditors. The chairman owns hillsborough and the training ground, and they cannot sell any players until Jan.
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It'd be nice of Downing Street would wholeheartedly condemn the Lam mass-deportation stuff, but it's also an enormous failure of the centre-right to maintain a cordon sanitaire against this slide.
October 22, 2025 at 10:03 AM
It'd be nice of Downing Street would wholeheartedly condemn the Lam mass-deportation stuff, but it's also an enormous failure of the centre-right to maintain a cordon sanitaire against this slide.
Trying to think of a more inhumane policy that a mainstream party has floated in my lifetime, and I'm coming up blank.
Here Lam explicitly sets out her proposal - which is official Conservative Party policy - to deport long-standing legal permanent residents who have *ever* claimed any benefit, including the state pension or child benefit (even if the child is British), or who earn less than £39K.
October 22, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Trying to think of a more inhumane policy that a mainstream party has floated in my lifetime, and I'm coming up blank.
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Here Lam explicitly sets out her proposal - which is official Conservative Party policy - to deport long-standing legal permanent residents who have *ever* claimed any benefit, including the state pension or child benefit (even if the child is British), or who earn less than £39K.
October 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Here Lam explicitly sets out her proposal - which is official Conservative Party policy - to deport long-standing legal permanent residents who have *ever* claimed any benefit, including the state pension or child benefit (even if the child is British), or who earn less than £39K.
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"I warn you not to fall in love with someone from another country. And if you do, I very specifically warn you that she mustn't take maternity leave."
The Conservatives have drafted the legislation.
ANY one of the conditions being met leads to ILR being revoked.
If annual income falls below £38,700 for six months (for any reason at all)
The Secretary of State would also have the powers add whatever further conditions they want.
ANY one of the conditions being met leads to ILR being revoked.
If annual income falls below £38,700 for six months (for any reason at all)
The Secretary of State would also have the powers add whatever further conditions they want.
October 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"I warn you not to fall in love with someone from another country. And if you do, I very specifically warn you that she mustn't take maternity leave."
If you're looking for posts about old LucasArts point and click adventure games it's Loomscrolling
If you're desperate for a chance to show off that you've read Ulysses it's Bloomscrolling
If you're looking at witches it's Broomscrolling
October 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If you're looking for posts about old LucasArts point and click adventure games it's Loomscrolling
Decided to tackle the pile of boxes of "stuff I've bought, and should keep the boxes for in case I decide to sell it".
Lots of idiocy here. I still have a box for a DJI Air 2s that I lost in a ravine three years ago.
Lots of idiocy here. I still have a box for a DJI Air 2s that I lost in a ravine three years ago.
October 20, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Decided to tackle the pile of boxes of "stuff I've bought, and should keep the boxes for in case I decide to sell it".
Lots of idiocy here. I still have a box for a DJI Air 2s that I lost in a ravine three years ago.
Lots of idiocy here. I still have a box for a DJI Air 2s that I lost in a ravine three years ago.
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The market cap of Volkswagen Group, a company that makes a lot of cars that don't blow up, and sold about 5x the number of cars Tesla did last year, is £50bn.
Can Tesla stay a trillion dollar company on just two models? the always excellent June Yoon here www.ft.com/content/b3d1...
Can Tesla stay a trillion dollar company on just two models?
BYD is competing directly with Elon Musk’s carmaker in the midsize electric SUV market
www.ft.com
October 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The market cap of Volkswagen Group, a company that makes a lot of cars that don't blow up, and sold about 5x the number of cars Tesla did last year, is £50bn.
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Modest proposal:
BBC BRING BACK 'TOMORROW'S WORLD'.
Science, tech, environment reporting are woeful currently. Something that blasts excitement about what a golden age we're in of discovery (vaccines, computing, space exploration etc etc) but can also be a trojan horse for warnings on climate etc
BBC BRING BACK 'TOMORROW'S WORLD'.
Science, tech, environment reporting are woeful currently. Something that blasts excitement about what a golden age we're in of discovery (vaccines, computing, space exploration etc etc) but can also be a trojan horse for warnings on climate etc
October 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Modest proposal:
BBC BRING BACK 'TOMORROW'S WORLD'.
Science, tech, environment reporting are woeful currently. Something that blasts excitement about what a golden age we're in of discovery (vaccines, computing, space exploration etc etc) but can also be a trojan horse for warnings on climate etc
BBC BRING BACK 'TOMORROW'S WORLD'.
Science, tech, environment reporting are woeful currently. Something that blasts excitement about what a golden age we're in of discovery (vaccines, computing, space exploration etc etc) but can also be a trojan horse for warnings on climate etc
Is there some regulatory reason we're still installing USB-A sockets on new public infrastructure in the U.K.?
@ianvisits.co.uk
@ianvisits.co.uk
October 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Is there some regulatory reason we're still installing USB-A sockets on new public infrastructure in the U.K.?
@ianvisits.co.uk
@ianvisits.co.uk
Currently taxiing to the runway in Greece, so of course my brain decides this would be the best time to read about Helios Flight 522
October 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Currently taxiing to the runway in Greece, so of course my brain decides this would be the best time to read about Helios Flight 522
Is there a word for the phenomenon where if someone asked you to write down the lyrics of a song that you had not heard for ages, you wouldn't be able to do it, but if you were asked to sing along you would recall the words just in time to be able to sing it.
October 4, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Is there a word for the phenomenon where if someone asked you to write down the lyrics of a song that you had not heard for ages, you wouldn't be able to do it, but if you were asked to sing along you would recall the words just in time to be able to sing it.