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Just hoping to collect enough clout to fight an ICE Agent on a jake paul undercard.
Gosh it's been so long I almost forgot how satisfying it is watching Andrew Tate get concussed.
December 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Gosh it's been so long I almost forgot how satisfying it is watching Andrew Tate get concussed.
Castle rat is doing gods work for the modern metal scene
December 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Castle rat is doing gods work for the modern metal scene
Shout outs AJ for collecting the bag and making jake smell his own earlobe in the same night, poor guy even said "WOW" after lmao
Jake Paul coming to the ring to honor Hulk Hogan and then getting his jaw punched into his eyeballs by Anthony Joshua has to be one of the best moments in sports this year. Doubly so because I didn’t spend a dime on it.
December 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Shout outs AJ for collecting the bag and making jake smell his own earlobe in the same night, poor guy even said "WOW" after lmao
PSA to my fellow humans (literally anybody except Peter Thiel), today I will officially be declassifying my favorite pokemon card after a deliberation process. I know this may be a hot take and may even shift your perception of reality, but the world deserves to know my truth.
December 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
PSA to my fellow humans (literally anybody except Peter Thiel), today I will officially be declassifying my favorite pokemon card after a deliberation process. I know this may be a hot take and may even shift your perception of reality, but the world deserves to know my truth.
John Octopus, pinnacle of opulence, slayer of worlds, employee of the month at your local CVS pharmacy (he does not have a license to practice pharmacology)
Here's your good morning Octopus. Unsure of ID for this one. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 881 #argentiniandeepseeps #MarineLife #CONICET
December 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
John Octopus, pinnacle of opulence, slayer of worlds, employee of the month at your local CVS pharmacy (he does not have a license to practice pharmacology)
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I will recommend one AI based foraging resource for every comment this post gets
December 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I will recommend one AI based foraging resource for every comment this post gets
Really excited about the prospect of the housing market crashing at the same time the Ai bubble sky rockets am5 pc prices, maybe I can trade my am5 build for a boomers 3rd home this time next year. Then I'll wait 37 years to start telling their grandkids they shouldn't have spent money on 6 7 emotes
December 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Really excited about the prospect of the housing market crashing at the same time the Ai bubble sky rockets am5 pc prices, maybe I can trade my am5 build for a boomers 3rd home this time next year. Then I'll wait 37 years to start telling their grandkids they shouldn't have spent money on 6 7 emotes
Fun Opuntia fact: their native range stretches into northern Canada and all the way to the southern tip of South America.
December 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Fun Opuntia fact: their native range stretches into northern Canada and all the way to the southern tip of South America.
American politics got to the point where they are in 2025 at least partially by Americans ignoring their international political influence, please scream it at us, we need to hear it.
People love reminding me that I'm not allowed to post about American politics cause I'm not American.
Even ignoring the problems with that concept in general, my wife is American, their family all lives in America and one of my brothers lives in America. I'm allowed to care about their hell hole.
Even ignoring the problems with that concept in general, my wife is American, their family all lives in America and one of my brothers lives in America. I'm allowed to care about their hell hole.
December 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
American politics got to the point where they are in 2025 at least partially by Americans ignoring their international political influence, please scream it at us, we need to hear it.
The engineers at Ford presenting the Falcon to the Australian market:
I invented a Subaru Baja that can chug Miller Lite
December 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The engineers at Ford presenting the Falcon to the Australian market:
Mom's are cool cause you'll just be chilling and then they'll say something fun like "did you see this horrible shooting that happened 0.007 seconds ago?" and then, unprompted, show you the most fucked up facebook post you have ever seen.
December 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Mom's are cool cause you'll just be chilling and then they'll say something fun like "did you see this horrible shooting that happened 0.007 seconds ago?" and then, unprompted, show you the most fucked up facebook post you have ever seen.
That damn smokey the bear indoctrinating our children with blasphemous conspiracies like "wild fires" and "leave it better than you found it" the damn 4k HD tv's took my son!
The federal government is a lot easier to understand if you take the perspective of an evangelist suffering night terrors.
The federal government is a lot easier to understand if you take the perspective of an evangelist suffering night terrors.
The Trump administration’s push to eliminate DEI from the fed government is now reaching national park gift shops. A memo directs staff to review merchandise for compliance with an order from Interior Secretary Doug Burgum to halt activities related to DEI, accessibility, or “environmental justice.”
SO 3416 - Ending DEI Programs and Gender Ideology Extremism | U.S. Department of the Interior
SO 3416
www.doi.gov
December 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
That damn smokey the bear indoctrinating our children with blasphemous conspiracies like "wild fires" and "leave it better than you found it" the damn 4k HD tv's took my son!
The federal government is a lot easier to understand if you take the perspective of an evangelist suffering night terrors.
The federal government is a lot easier to understand if you take the perspective of an evangelist suffering night terrors.
I swear to god 10 years after Ghislaine is dead and gone the news outlets are still gonna be hitting us with "breaking news, it is reported some of the most prominent figures in modern day are on the epstein list" meanwhile, entirely funded by another man on said list.
December 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I swear to god 10 years after Ghislaine is dead and gone the news outlets are still gonna be hitting us with "breaking news, it is reported some of the most prominent figures in modern day are on the epstein list" meanwhile, entirely funded by another man on said list.
2 coffees and a dab really does make the world go round
December 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
2 coffees and a dab really does make the world go round
Me trying to manifest an affordable mortgage by posting boomer memes on the internet:
December 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Me trying to manifest an affordable mortgage by posting boomer memes on the internet:
Fun fact, lichen is basically the symbiotic relationship where fungi employ a photosynthetic partner. The photosynthesis produces sugars for the fungi while the fungi provides water and shelter to it's worker. Lichen is ethically industrialized agriculture on a cellular level.
A cute little alien Cladonias #lichen. Northwest Territories, Canada. Lichen is about 1.5cm high.
#fungi #fungifriends while #hiking
#fungi #fungifriends while #hiking
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Fun fact, lichen is basically the symbiotic relationship where fungi employ a photosynthetic partner. The photosynthesis produces sugars for the fungi while the fungi provides water and shelter to it's worker. Lichen is ethically industrialized agriculture on a cellular level.
Ya can I get uuuuuuuuh London fog in uuuuuuuuh boston harbor? For here, please
The Trump administration pulled legal immigrants at the last minute before their naturalization ceremony. Immigrants lined up to become U.S. citizens in Boston on Dec. 4 were pulled out of line by USCIS officials moments before taking the oath.
December 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Ya can I get uuuuuuuuh London fog in uuuuuuuuh boston harbor? For here, please
I dunno man, call me crazy but just because 1 or 1000 people make 400 billion dollars by holding food water and housing hostage does not mean it is an ethical business model that should continue to run unregulated without punishment for the last several hundred years.
December 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I dunno man, call me crazy but just because 1 or 1000 people make 400 billion dollars by holding food water and housing hostage does not mean it is an ethical business model that should continue to run unregulated without punishment for the last several hundred years.
Dedham is wicked like that
Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Dedham is wicked like that
Anemones are so pretty, don't forget to cutback the seed heads after the flowers die out so they can't invade your local ecosystem.
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Anemones are so pretty, don't forget to cutback the seed heads after the flowers die out so they can't invade your local ecosystem.
~maracuya~ hands down the most fun fruit name to say en Español
December 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
~maracuya~ hands down the most fun fruit name to say en Español
I really should try to become an influencer so I can do fun and exciting things with my platform, like, fight an ASUS engineer for creating the PCIe Q-Release system at a charity event, secretly steal all the donations, and then run for congress so I can utilize insider trading to maximize profits.
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I really should try to become an influencer so I can do fun and exciting things with my platform, like, fight an ASUS engineer for creating the PCIe Q-Release system at a charity event, secretly steal all the donations, and then run for congress so I can utilize insider trading to maximize profits.
Morning people have got to be aware how obnoxious they are to none-morning people. There is no way they're just yapping like it's sesame Street souly off caffeine.
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Morning people have got to be aware how obnoxious they are to none-morning people. There is no way they're just yapping like it's sesame Street souly off caffeine.
The overwhelming anxiety of waiting for your gpu to get delivered while the msrp prices disappear is brutal
December 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The overwhelming anxiety of waiting for your gpu to get delivered while the msrp prices disappear is brutal
Last time I was at the airport some random lady walked up to me and very obviously started taking pictures of my feet and said "sorry, I just love those shoes" and I fear that lady was lying about her interest in my Nike SB blazer mid collection.
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Last time I was at the airport some random lady walked up to me and very obviously started taking pictures of my feet and said "sorry, I just love those shoes" and I fear that lady was lying about her interest in my Nike SB blazer mid collection.