203 Musketeer ⭐⭐⭐
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I'm not people but I speak the language
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Hey guys the Dodge commercial kept yelling at me to never stop being American but within ten minutes of me running around naked outside I was arrested. Please advise what other American things I need to do to make this right.
I mean the Jets gotta move to like St. Louis or something. This nonsense is either cursed or sabotaged.
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I mean the Jets gotta move to like St. Louis or something. This nonsense is either cursed or sabotaged.
As I was saying...
Xavier picked a helluva year to introduce rounding up beer purchases to benefit the NIL fund because this year's team is gonna warrant a lot of drankin'
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
As I was saying...
ok maybe not being exposed to that possibility was an Actual Good Thing
If the collective of Jabbas the Hut that are Google and Disney weren't the absolute worst, I could be enjoying a Xavier-Packers multiview tonight. But it's 2025 so we can't have nice things.
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
ok maybe not being exposed to that possibility was an Actual Good Thing
Hey fuck you, Sean Miller
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Hey fuck you, Sean Miller
Le sigh, Xavier. Le sigh.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Le sigh, Xavier. Le sigh.
If the collective of Jabbas the Hut that are Google and Disney weren't the absolute worst, I could be enjoying a Xavier-Packers multiview tonight. But it's 2025 so we can't have nice things.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If the collective of Jabbas the Hut that are Google and Disney weren't the absolute worst, I could be enjoying a Xavier-Packers multiview tonight. But it's 2025 so we can't have nice things.
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NBC is playing Ramstein in a highlight video for the NFL. Monkeys on the typewriters are putting out some bangers today
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
NBC is playing Ramstein in a highlight video for the NFL. Monkeys on the typewriters are putting out some bangers today
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redzone showing that
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
redzone showing that
Why does Tom Brady sound like Seth Green? I feel like Chris Griffin is yelling at me about football
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Why does Tom Brady sound like Seth Green? I feel like Chris Griffin is yelling at me about football
Wisconsin is playing in their natural habitat now. Washington might be doomed.
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Wisconsin is playing in their natural habitat now. Washington might be doomed.
Then you tell them Thom Brennaman is calling the game and they become even more confused.
sprinting to a time machine to tell everyone in 2017 that within a decade bill belichick vs frank reich would barely be broadcast in HD
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Then you tell them Thom Brennaman is calling the game and they become even more confused.
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sprinting to a time machine to tell everyone in 2017 that within a decade bill belichick vs frank reich would barely be broadcast in HD
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
sprinting to a time machine to tell everyone in 2017 that within a decade bill belichick vs frank reich would barely be broadcast in HD
Regardless of outcome, I will fully recognize Oregon as a B1G member after this game
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Regardless of outcome, I will fully recognize Oregon as a B1G member after this game
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i'm flabbergasted, that's the stupidest degree of body control I've ever seen
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i'm flabbergasted, that's the stupidest degree of body control I've ever seen
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Gus Johnson's voice died for this, thank you for your service
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Gus Johnson's voice died for this, thank you for your service
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That is one of the greatest catches in college football history, holy shit
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
That is one of the greatest catches in college football history, holy shit
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Hearing word from my sources that Hoosier
September 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hearing word from my sources that Hoosier
The Wreckage
YouTube video by Silversun Pickups - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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[temple of the dog voice] Zohran Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
[temple of the dog voice] Zohran Mamdani
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Now let's turn the energy toward the fcukfaces at Google and Disney make a deal you fuckfaecses
November 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Now let's turn the energy toward the fcukfaces at Google and Disney make a deal you fuckfaecses
HEY, CORY BOWMAN
a group of men are standing in a hallway with the words bye bye bye written on the bottom
ALT: a group of men are standing in a hallway with the words bye bye bye written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
HEY, CORY BOWMAN
Xavier picked a helluva year to introduce rounding up beer purchases to benefit the NIL fund because this year's team is gonna warrant a lot of drankin'
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Xavier picked a helluva year to introduce rounding up beer purchases to benefit the NIL fund because this year's team is gonna warrant a lot of drankin'
Don Garber, please realize two match aggregate is the most superior playoff format
November 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Don Garber, please realize two match aggregate is the most superior playoff format