203 Musketeer ⭐⭐⭐
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Hey guys the Dodge commercial kept yelling at me to never stop being American but within ten minutes of me running around naked outside I was arrested. Please advise what other American things I need to do to make this right.
Hey fuck you, Sean Miller
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Hey fuck you, Sean Miller
Le sigh, Xavier. Le sigh.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Le sigh, Xavier. Le sigh.
If the collective of Jabbas the Hut that are Google and Disney weren't the absolute worst, I could be enjoying a Xavier-Packers multiview tonight. But it's 2025 so we can't have nice things.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If the collective of Jabbas the Hut that are Google and Disney weren't the absolute worst, I could be enjoying a Xavier-Packers multiview tonight. But it's 2025 so we can't have nice things.
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Calling this #MNF game a baseball score is probably confusing to Pirates fans because a score of 3, a quarter of the way through a game, would send PNC Park into a frenzy
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Calling this #MNF game a baseball score is probably confusing to Pirates fans because a score of 3, a quarter of the way through a game, would send PNC Park into a frenzy
NBC is playing Ramstein in a highlight video for the NFL. Monkeys on the typewriters are putting out some bangers today
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
NBC is playing Ramstein in a highlight video for the NFL. Monkeys on the typewriters are putting out some bangers today
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redzone showing that
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
redzone showing that
Why does Tom Brady sound like Seth Green? I feel like Chris Griffin is yelling at me about football
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Why does Tom Brady sound like Seth Green? I feel like Chris Griffin is yelling at me about football
Wisconsin is playing in their natural habitat now. Washington might be doomed.
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Wisconsin is playing in their natural habitat now. Washington might be doomed.
Then you tell them Thom Brennaman is calling the game and they become even more confused.
sprinting to a time machine to tell everyone in 2017 that within a decade bill belichick vs frank reich would barely be broadcast in HD
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Then you tell them Thom Brennaman is calling the game and they become even more confused.
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sprinting to a time machine to tell everyone in 2017 that within a decade bill belichick vs frank reich would barely be broadcast in HD
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
sprinting to a time machine to tell everyone in 2017 that within a decade bill belichick vs frank reich would barely be broadcast in HD
Regardless of outcome, I will fully recognize Oregon as a B1G member after this game
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Regardless of outcome, I will fully recognize Oregon as a B1G member after this game
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i'm flabbergasted, that's the stupidest degree of body control I've ever seen
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i'm flabbergasted, that's the stupidest degree of body control I've ever seen
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Gus Johnson's voice died for this, thank you for your service
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Gus Johnson's voice died for this, thank you for your service
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That is one of the greatest catches in college football history, holy shit
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
That is one of the greatest catches in college football history, holy shit
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Hearing word from my sources that Hoosier
September 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hearing word from my sources that Hoosier
The Wreckage
YouTube video by Silversun Pickups - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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[temple of the dog voice] Zohran Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
[temple of the dog voice] Zohran Mamdani
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Now let's turn the energy toward the fcukfaces at Google and Disney make a deal you fuckfaecses
November 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Now let's turn the energy toward the fcukfaces at Google and Disney make a deal you fuckfaecses
HEY, CORY BOWMAN
a group of men are standing in a hallway with the words bye bye bye written on the bottom
ALT: a group of men are standing in a hallway with the words bye bye bye written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
HEY, CORY BOWMAN
Xavier picked a helluva year to introduce rounding up beer purchases to benefit the NIL fund because this year's team is gonna warrant a lot of drankin'
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Xavier picked a helluva year to introduce rounding up beer purchases to benefit the NIL fund because this year's team is gonna warrant a lot of drankin'
Don Garber, please realize two match aggregate is the most superior playoff format
November 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Don Garber, please realize two match aggregate is the most superior playoff format
Hold on RedZone, don't think for a second we didn't miss that amplified DONK replay right in the middle of that audio transition
November 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Hold on RedZone, don't think for a second we didn't miss that amplified DONK replay right in the middle of that audio transition
The Blue Jackets and the Crew both scored a goal within a minute of each other and now I need someone to research if this has ever happened before
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The Blue Jackets and the Crew both scored a goal within a minute of each other and now I need someone to research if this has ever happened before
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The seldom-seen-but-always-hilarious batter-hits-pitcher retaliation
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The seldom-seen-but-always-hilarious batter-hits-pitcher retaliation