That cabinet is incorrect
December 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
That cabinet is incorrect
“-got Tennis-elbow from masturbating furiously-“
Severely out of context at an unnamed pub
Severely out of context at an unnamed pub
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
“-got Tennis-elbow from masturbating furiously-“
Severely out of context at an unnamed pub
Severely out of context at an unnamed pub
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No flags half mast for that fuckface
November 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
No flags half mast for that fuckface
Broke: Criticising Israel is anti-semitic.
Woke: Hating bagel with lox is anti-semitic
Woke: Hating bagel with lox is anti-semitic
October 21, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Broke: Criticising Israel is anti-semitic.
Woke: Hating bagel with lox is anti-semitic
Woke: Hating bagel with lox is anti-semitic
Janet Mills is a Cash-for-Kids Democrat
October 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Janet Mills is a Cash-for-Kids Democrat
Me: Someone should try to pop chickpeas likes popcorn just to see what happens.
My girlfriend: *sighs* You’re an idiot.
My girlfriend: *sighs* You’re an idiot.
October 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Me: Someone should try to pop chickpeas likes popcorn just to see what happens.
My girlfriend: *sighs* You’re an idiot.
My girlfriend: *sighs* You’re an idiot.
Why do I have Dickriding for Obama stuck in my head?
January 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Why do I have Dickriding for Obama stuck in my head?
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well son, you have to understand that a lot of people really wanted to say slurs without repercussions
January 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
well son, you have to understand that a lot of people really wanted to say slurs without repercussions
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Didn’t Al Gore certify the election when Bush won in 2000? At least Kamala isn’t the first VP certify an election she lost. That’s the only consolation I’m finding.
January 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Didn’t Al Gore certify the election when Bush won in 2000? At least Kamala isn’t the first VP certify an election she lost. That’s the only consolation I’m finding.
This advice is construction worker approved.
LIFE HACK: you can use your whole car as a trash can
January 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This advice is construction worker approved.
There is a chasm of difference between the dark humor the left finds acceptable and the dark humor the right finds acceptable.
December 5, 2024 at 10:23 PM
There is a chasm of difference between the dark humor the left finds acceptable and the dark humor the right finds acceptable.
I dunno man…
normalize not having opinions
November 29, 2024 at 4:17 AM
I dunno man…
Jake Paul won it.
November 16, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Jake Paul won it.
Put a Money Line bet on Mike Tyson yesterday. Let’s go!
November 16, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Put a Money Line bet on Mike Tyson yesterday. Let’s go!
Leaked Matt Gaetz ethics report when?
November 14, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Leaked Matt Gaetz ethics report when?
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My version of Hot Ones: Moving to Austin to set up a podcast studio across the street from Joe Rogan’s to talk to the same guests for three MORE hours after Joe is done with them when they are truly exhausted and have absolutely no defenses left.
“The Joe Rogan Experience Experience”
“The Joe Rogan Experience Experience”
November 14, 2024 at 3:12 PM
My version of Hot Ones: Moving to Austin to set up a podcast studio across the street from Joe Rogan’s to talk to the same guests for three MORE hours after Joe is done with them when they are truly exhausted and have absolutely no defenses left.
“The Joe Rogan Experience Experience”
“The Joe Rogan Experience Experience”
I’m here for something slightly better than a completely dogshit time.
November 14, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I’m here for something slightly better than a completely dogshit time.