Blue Chicken
@bluevoidchicken.bsky.social
Not by choice Homestead living
No it’s not idyllic stfu
There will be cat photos
No it’s not idyllic stfu
There will be cat photos
Also meet Mavis.
She likes car rides
Looks dead when she sleeps
And will not hesitate to push your things into the litter box or water bowls.
She likes car rides
Looks dead when she sleeps
And will not hesitate to push your things into the litter box or water bowls.
October 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Also meet Mavis.
She likes car rides
Looks dead when she sleeps
And will not hesitate to push your things into the litter box or water bowls.
She likes car rides
Looks dead when she sleeps
And will not hesitate to push your things into the litter box or water bowls.
Welp Im bad at this social media shit holy.
Trying though. Was in a tent for more than a couple of months and life just keeps on testing our ability to not give up.
Trying though. Was in a tent for more than a couple of months and life just keeps on testing our ability to not give up.
October 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Welp Im bad at this social media shit holy.
Trying though. Was in a tent for more than a couple of months and life just keeps on testing our ability to not give up.
Trying though. Was in a tent for more than a couple of months and life just keeps on testing our ability to not give up.
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Forgive yourself for what you didn't know & what you couldn't do back then-- over & over & over again, as many times as you need to, every day if you need to.
August 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Forgive yourself for what you didn't know & what you couldn't do back then-- over & over & over again, as many times as you need to, every day if you need to.
My daughter has said many things to her toddler that are both gross and hilarious but since this is the first one I’m posting we will call it
Things said to the (gran)toddler today pt 1
No omg we don’t eat peanuts out of the potty. No no toilet peanuts.
Things said to the (gran)toddler today pt 1
No omg we don’t eat peanuts out of the potty. No no toilet peanuts.
August 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My daughter has said many things to her toddler that are both gross and hilarious but since this is the first one I’m posting we will call it
Things said to the (gran)toddler today pt 1
No omg we don’t eat peanuts out of the potty. No no toilet peanuts.
Things said to the (gran)toddler today pt 1
No omg we don’t eat peanuts out of the potty. No no toilet peanuts.
Being on the edge of a wildfire that is out of control is just not ok. Like holy fuck.
August 3, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Being on the edge of a wildfire that is out of control is just not ok. Like holy fuck.
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Buffy is so old there were only 103 named elements, we’re at 118 now.
(Yes I pause every show that has a periodic table to see if its period accurate)
(Yes I pause every show that has a periodic table to see if its period accurate)
July 27, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Buffy is so old there were only 103 named elements, we’re at 118 now.
(Yes I pause every show that has a periodic table to see if its period accurate)
(Yes I pause every show that has a periodic table to see if its period accurate)
Why was showing knees at one point in time considered improper?
Knees are so ugly. Not quite as ugly as elbows but bloody close.
Knees are so ugly. Not quite as ugly as elbows but bloody close.
July 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Why was showing knees at one point in time considered improper?
Knees are so ugly. Not quite as ugly as elbows but bloody close.
Knees are so ugly. Not quite as ugly as elbows but bloody close.
I get asked the opposite question all the time. “Why do you need sooo many tattoos” well Janet it’s the only thing you cannot take away from me unless you have a lot of skill and a really sharp knife.
Some of these people in the comments are exactly the ones who would ask such a question. 😑
Some of these people in the comments are exactly the ones who would ask such a question. 😑
July 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I get asked the opposite question all the time. “Why do you need sooo many tattoos” well Janet it’s the only thing you cannot take away from me unless you have a lot of skill and a really sharp knife.
Some of these people in the comments are exactly the ones who would ask such a question. 😑
Some of these people in the comments are exactly the ones who would ask such a question. 😑
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With natural disasters on the rise due to climate change and uncertainty in funding for our federal weather systems, I’m thankful Minnesota has taken extra steps to prepare for whatever comes our way.
www.startribune.com/after-deadly...
www.startribune.com/after-deadly...
After deadly Texas floods, Minnesota officials say they are ‘attuned to how bad things can get’
Emergency managers may consider using sirens to warn of flash floods in the future.
www.startribune.com
July 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
With natural disasters on the rise due to climate change and uncertainty in funding for our federal weather systems, I’m thankful Minnesota has taken extra steps to prepare for whatever comes our way.
www.startribune.com/after-deadly...
www.startribune.com/after-deadly...
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It took me WAY too long to realize that this was about a pair of researchers at University of Houston (UH), and not that the headline was stalling to find a euphemism for what they REALLY are.
The Internet has ruined me.
The Internet has ruined me.
July 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It took me WAY too long to realize that this was about a pair of researchers at University of Houston (UH), and not that the headline was stalling to find a euphemism for what they REALLY are.
The Internet has ruined me.
The Internet has ruined me.
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Every time somebody has a little lapse in judgment or makes a mistake or loses control of their filter and I feel like I’m all out of grace, I just remind myself that everyone is burned out all the time and nobody thinks good things are ever going to happen again and honestly that helps
July 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Every time somebody has a little lapse in judgment or makes a mistake or loses control of their filter and I feel like I’m all out of grace, I just remind myself that everyone is burned out all the time and nobody thinks good things are ever going to happen again and honestly that helps
www.ctvnews.ca/canada/wildf...
@governorwalz.mn.gov Would you be so kind as to inform your colleagues that when their government policies stop affecting our livelihoods north of the border we will stop sending our wildfire smoke your direction.
@governorwalz.mn.gov Would you be so kind as to inform your colleagues that when their government policies stop affecting our livelihoods north of the border we will stop sending our wildfire smoke your direction.
Wisconsin and Minnesota Republicans call on Canada to curb wildfire smoke
Six Republican lawmakers have sent a letter to Canada’s ambassador calling for action on the wildfires sending smoke billowing across the international border into their states.
www.ctvnews.ca
July 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
www.ctvnews.ca/canada/wildf...
@governorwalz.mn.gov Would you be so kind as to inform your colleagues that when their government policies stop affecting our livelihoods north of the border we will stop sending our wildfire smoke your direction.
@governorwalz.mn.gov Would you be so kind as to inform your colleagues that when their government policies stop affecting our livelihoods north of the border we will stop sending our wildfire smoke your direction.
Forgot to get peanuts. The squirrel lords are still angry.
June 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Forgot to get peanuts. The squirrel lords are still angry.
Without fail at 5:20am I am berated by an angry squirrel above the tent. Going to try a peace offering of unsalted peanuts in shells for the tiny squirrel lords. Hopefully this will appease them.
I am so tired.
I am so tired.
June 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Without fail at 5:20am I am berated by an angry squirrel above the tent. Going to try a peace offering of unsalted peanuts in shells for the tiny squirrel lords. Hopefully this will appease them.
I am so tired.
I am so tired.
I know it’s going to rain
I listen to the birds
As they tell me.
I watch the bees.
They also know
I ‘ll check the mountain to see when it will come.
And it always does right on time.
#witchsky
I listen to the birds
As they tell me.
I watch the bees.
They also know
I ‘ll check the mountain to see when it will come.
And it always does right on time.
#witchsky
June 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I know it’s going to rain
I listen to the birds
As they tell me.
I watch the bees.
They also know
I ‘ll check the mountain to see when it will come.
And it always does right on time.
#witchsky
I listen to the birds
As they tell me.
I watch the bees.
They also know
I ‘ll check the mountain to see when it will come.
And it always does right on time.
#witchsky
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Dogs are happier than us because they don’t have to pay money to live on a planet they were born on.
June 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Dogs are happier than us because they don’t have to pay money to live on a planet they were born on.
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I think about this all the time. 🤷🏽♀️
When I was little I thought the little pig who went to market was going shopping. It's was not.
I still think about this sometimes
I still think about this sometimes
June 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I think about this all the time. 🤷🏽♀️
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This is very high on the list of “Most Seagull Thing Ever” events.
Cornwall seagull sips man's coffee before stealing his mug
Darren Pardoe was installing anti-bird spikes in a Cornish town before the encounter.
www.bbc.com
June 15, 2025 at 10:39 AM
This is very high on the list of “Most Seagull Thing Ever” events.
Drawing faces on random daisy clusters is a mood boost everyone should try. #timelinecleanse
June 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Drawing faces on random daisy clusters is a mood boost everyone should try. #timelinecleanse
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When I see Audrey Hepburn I think about the interview where she said that her mother called her ugly when she was a kid, and that she never felt that she was beautiful because of it. How many of our parents were our first bullies, and what would we think of ourselves if not for their bullshit?!
June 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
When I see Audrey Hepburn I think about the interview where she said that her mother called her ugly when she was a kid, and that she never felt that she was beautiful because of it. How many of our parents were our first bullies, and what would we think of ourselves if not for their bullshit?!
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Got some ducklings. Apparently people need to know “why ducks?” What do you mean why ducks. Like why the fuck not ducks. Some people.
June 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Got some ducklings. Apparently people need to know “why ducks?” What do you mean why ducks. Like why the fuck not ducks. Some people.
If are wanting to admire and discuss a person’s tattoo like they are a painting hanging on display please do so quietly and at a respectful distance just like they are a painting on display. Thankyou.
June 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If are wanting to admire and discuss a person’s tattoo like they are a painting hanging on display please do so quietly and at a respectful distance just like they are a painting on display. Thankyou.