Kuato Von Bismarck
@bmorpractical.bsky.social
Fallout Bakersfield looks more Fallout than any Fallout game released in the past 20 years.
July 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Fallout Bakersfield looks more Fallout than any Fallout game released in the past 20 years.
People will believe anything they read if they're listening to Clubbed to Death.
March 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
People will believe anything they read if they're listening to Clubbed to Death.
A small group of rat guys
Roll some six-sided die
That's a-Mordheim
Roll some six-sided die
That's a-Mordheim
February 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
A small group of rat guys
Roll some six-sided die
That's a-Mordheim
Roll some six-sided die
That's a-Mordheim
"We need to act like a real opposition party."
-A member of the controlled opposition party
-A member of the controlled opposition party
Murphy: "We need to act like a real opposition party in the middle of a constitutional and democracy crisis. That means we should not be moving forward nominees or legislation in the Senate. Ds should not be giving votes to nominee or legislation in the Senate until Rs get serious about this crisis"
February 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"We need to act like a real opposition party."
-A member of the controlled opposition party
-A member of the controlled opposition party
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Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated
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January 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated
theonion.com/conserv...
theonion.com/conserv...
Here I was thinking that cringey AI song would be the final nail in the Beatles coffin, but surprise, Oasis Reunion, I guess.
August 26, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Here I was thinking that cringey AI song would be the final nail in the Beatles coffin, but surprise, Oasis Reunion, I guess.
I'm glad that board game genres don't follow the same naming conventions as their video counterparts. I would have never considered playing a "roll and write" if it was a "yahtzee-like".
August 26, 2024 at 3:23 PM
I'm glad that board game genres don't follow the same naming conventions as their video counterparts. I would have never considered playing a "roll and write" if it was a "yahtzee-like".
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demi lovato is short for demilitarized love potato
July 9, 2024 at 6:20 PM
demi lovato is short for demilitarized love potato
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"I've been silenced!"
- every man who won't shut the hell up
- every man who won't shut the hell up
April 23, 2024 at 8:49 PM
"I've been silenced!"
- every man who won't shut the hell up
- every man who won't shut the hell up
Can't log in to Facebook. Kind of relieved, actually.
March 5, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Can't log in to Facebook. Kind of relieved, actually.
Oh neato, we can finally use #hashtags on #TheButterflyWebsite
February 29, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Oh neato, we can finally use #hashtags on #TheButterflyWebsite
Renter lifehack: something serious in your domicile not being addressed by the landlady/property management?
The magic word is "escrow"
The magic word is "escrow"
January 28, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Renter lifehack: something serious in your domicile not being addressed by the landlady/property management?
The magic word is "escrow"
The magic word is "escrow"
I'm *not* trying to promote the conspiracy theory that Jim Morrison faked his death and became Rush Limbaugh because he was a CIA spook, but look at his 1971 Paris pictures and tell me with a straight face that he doesn't look like he would love to complain about everything and anything on the radio
January 5, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I'm *not* trying to promote the conspiracy theory that Jim Morrison faked his death and became Rush Limbaugh because he was a CIA spook, but look at his 1971 Paris pictures and tell me with a straight face that he doesn't look like he would love to complain about everything and anything on the radio
The CoD of Duty devs can crow all they want about Judge being unfunny and disrespectful, but what I find unfunny and disrespectful is trying to sell Call of Duty 21: Modern Warfare 3(2nd), Featuring maps from Modern Warfare 2(1st), for seventy fucking dollars. 😐
Call of Duty Devs Are a Little Peeved at Christopher Judge's Dig During The Game Awards - IGN
Call of Duty developers past and present have taken to social media to express their frustration with a comment made by God of War voice actor Christopher Judge at The Game Awards.
www.ign.com
December 11, 2023 at 9:05 PM
The CoD of Duty devs can crow all they want about Judge being unfunny and disrespectful, but what I find unfunny and disrespectful is trying to sell Call of Duty 21: Modern Warfare 3(2nd), Featuring maps from Modern Warfare 2(1st), for seventy fucking dollars. 😐
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Toyotathon miracles still exist 🥲
Ex-officer Derek Chauvin, convicted in George Floyd's killing, stabbed in prison, AP source says
Derek Chauvin, the former Minneapolis police officer convicted of murdering George Floyd, was stabbed at a federal prison in Arizona.
apnews.com
November 25, 2023 at 3:03 AM
Toyotathon miracles still exist 🥲
Make Orcs Porcine Again
November 11, 2023 at 5:57 PM
Make Orcs Porcine Again
Remember when Pearl Jam released the album 'Ten', but then it had ELEVEN songs?
We used to be a proper country.
We used to be a proper country.
November 10, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Remember when Pearl Jam released the album 'Ten', but then it had ELEVEN songs?
We used to be a proper country.
We used to be a proper country.
My favorite part about folks complaining about the casting for Disney live action remakes is how nobody had issues over two decades ago with the casting for Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella (1997) where Whoopi Goldberg and Victor Garber's son was Paolo Montalban.
We must be regressing.
We must be regressing.
November 2, 2023 at 7:25 PM
My favorite part about folks complaining about the casting for Disney live action remakes is how nobody had issues over two decades ago with the casting for Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella (1997) where Whoopi Goldberg and Victor Garber's son was Paolo Montalban.
We must be regressing.
We must be regressing.
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everyone loses their virginity twice: when you first have sex and when you first listen to closer by nine inch nails
October 27, 2023 at 3:01 AM
everyone loses their virginity twice: when you first have sex and when you first listen to closer by nine inch nails
No catsup at the grocery store, only ketchup.
We used to be a country.
A proper fucking country.
We used to be a country.
A proper fucking country.
October 14, 2023 at 11:36 PM
No catsup at the grocery store, only ketchup.
We used to be a country.
A proper fucking country.
We used to be a country.
A proper fucking country.
Bri'ish people are really calling their money "quid" when "bUKs" is right there.
October 13, 2023 at 12:13 AM
Bri'ish people are really calling their money "quid" when "bUKs" is right there.