Dan
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We’re not a serious country
Mr. Rubio said switching back to Times New Roman would “restore decorum and professionalism to the department’s written work.” Calibri is “informal” when compared to serif typefaces like Times New Roman and “clashes” with the department’s official letterhead. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
Rubio Deletes Calibri as the State Department’s Official Typeface
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Stop chasing the iron, you stupid goddamn orange. It will hurt you. This is not a game.
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The “every President takes money from the treasury” line isn’t getting nearly enough smoke.
October 22, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Next year we need a Constitution-themed halfpipe.
enormous constitution in #Seattle march - thousands of people here
June 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I referred to a proposed design as “idiosyncratic” and people are reacting as if I called it “idiotic.”
June 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Every time I think I’ve seen the least qualified person possible, they manage to outdo themselves.
This should surprise no one…
June 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Given that every accusation they make is a confession… uh, what the fuck?
June 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
May 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Then why even bother having a society?
Senator Ron Johnson ( WI) responded when asked why he voted to take healthcare and food away from children;
“ I never felt it was societies responsibility to take care of other people’s children “
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May 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Grabbing someone from a flight that is already leaving the country is absolutely insane.
“We are heartbroken to announce we have to cancel our upcoming European tour,” wrote Texas psych-rockers Lord Buffalo. “Our drummer, Yamal Said, who is a Mexican citizen & lawful permanent resident of the US, was forcibly removed from our flight to Europe by CBP at Dallas/Fort Worth Int’l Airport.”
Lord Buffalo Cancels European Tour After Drummer Detained by U.S. Border Patrol
Lord Buffalo have been forced to cancel their planned European tour after U.S. Customs and Border Patrol detained their drummer, Yamal Said.
www.vice.com
May 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“The law doesn’t say anything about trials.” –the actual president of the United States
April 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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April 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Three guys at a table nearby in an intense discussion about whatever the opposite of critical race theory is. Credulous Race Theory?
April 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This seems like it should violate some state laws, for which the president cannot issue a pardon.

Why is no one doing anything about this?
If you don't want to see this horrible garbage happen in every future high-stakes election, make sure it demonstrably fails in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race by helping elect Susan Crawford
March 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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TS/SCI means the information must be transmitted over Text or Signal with Some Civilians Invited
March 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Perhaps the Gamers are alright
March 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
An absolutely terrifying take.
Wow. Judge Howell is worried that if she orders DOGE to leave the USIP building it could turn into an “armed standoff” over unwillingness to vacate, and points out law enforcement has shown willingness to help DOGE. Asks if we’ll need foreign mediators to come in.
March 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This is absolutely incredible. That VP needs to be arrested and the company sued into oblivion.

There is absolutely no excuse for them to have retained a physical key after their contract was terminated and using that key is criminal.
Inter-con, USIP security contractor, had contract terminated by USIP but still had one physical key to building. DOGE went to contractor VP's house and said "you either let us in or we're gonna cancel all your other government business." Inter-con then turned on USIP, and used key to let DOGE in.
March 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Man, it’s a shame the word Quisling already exists. What are we supposed to call a Schumer?
March 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Just read chapter one of Under the Smoke Strewn Sky to 5 and 4. I have, at times, wondered if they’re too young for this series. 5 does not handle scary things well. From this chapter, I wonder if I’m about to traumatize them, but they’re invested. @seananmcguire.bsky.social how badly did I fuck up?
March 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
A cyber attack on Xitter from “near Ukraine” and a suspiciously timed drone strike?

They’re hastily manufacturing pretext.
March 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Sorry, kids
Don't start anything you can't abandon.
March 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I ALMOST scrolled past this
March 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Somehow not The Onion
March 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
What the fuck
March 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM