“Why is Apple Music deadnaming me??”

I’m just a he/they in a they/she’s world

That's Right, I'm A Capitalist. And I'm Tired Of Hiding My Typing Habits.

chairman trump, the people yearn for a great leap forward. we will revitalize american manufacturing with a fleet of garage 3d printers that stretches from sea to shining sea.

*Homer Simpson voice*
Mmmmmm. Botulism.

Science can stop now we can’t top this

The angry birds physics engine is so fucked up though

Embarrassing for modern classical composers that none of them are considered as good as a guy who died in the 1700s. Like being an automotive engineer and getting smoked by the designer of Fred Flintstone’s car

I’m working this gig at a high school and the person who let me in last week checked my ID and said “ongoing hairstyle I see” and I still don’t really know what to think about it

I have to re-learn football every fucking year and THATS why the Super Bowl should be banned

For real I just wanna have my own forever soup is that so much to ask???

Donating to Freesound is my Wikipedia

There is still beauty in this world

Made this for the gc but it belongs here too

Traveling to New York feels like this:

|Planning
|
| |Traveling
| |
| | |Day 2 in the city
| | |
| | | Leaving|
|—|—|——————-—————|
| | | Bye sweetie i’ll miss u!|
| | |
| | |Despair Abounds
| |
| |Omg NYC!
|
|Omg NYC!

What’s more Pillow Princess than taking the bus?

Slot machine theory in full effect on this app. I’ll come back an hour later and refresh with no new posts and my brain is like “ok but what if you did that again?”

What did it feel like when YOUR brain stopped cooking?