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you gotta keep the faith, you gotta keep the faith
you better keep the faith and run away
will the pitt cast have yinzer accents this season
January 6, 2026 at 3:49 AM
the pope (elected on my birthday) is just a cool guy
December 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
valerie malone good lord
December 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Taught my kid to be a fucking loser and it worked.
This is just sad.
December 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Siblings this might be the pinnacle of literary analysis.
Imo he erotic potential of the Kool-Aid Man lies in his status as outsider, his capacity to shatter the walls we build around ourselves with the promise of pleasure. That Dionysian mystique is extinguished by familiarity. Leave the frisson of taboo to domestic types like Mr. Clean or Chef Boyardee.
December 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
geese is the grown up kinky wizards from high fidelity, you will not catch me besmirching
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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no offense but my silly little books about pop punk have sold more copies than olivia nuzzi’s book and i sexted RFK a lot less than she did
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 AM
gavin newsom big tent republican “democratic party left me” can’t fuckin wait
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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ever meet a billionaire? thats pretty fuckin alien to me brother, fuck em
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
forgot i posted a harry hamlin is great on mad men thing already but he really is
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 AM
harry hamlin is a true highlight of the later mad men seasons, linda cardellini too. thats right, reens not on here yet
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i have seen with my own eyes panarin be a top 20 defensive winger based on stick work alone, if he isn’t engaged ask him where he wants to live and move on asap
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 AM
@chrisgethard.bsky.social slowly cornering the whole market on rick cerone 7”s because I bought one for the one good yankees fan I know but then I wanted one for the lore and in my shoppers highs I don’t even clock the ones that say generic/no cover so they’re building up now
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 AM
just sneezed too many times in a row and thought i might pass from this world before seeing the epstein “trumps dick looks like a windsock” email
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
“trump” doing things “the government” would never be allowed to touch
October 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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There's about a million things I could point to that can make me wheeze laughing and almost all of them happen before Alan Shemper even makes his first appearance
October 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
just some light groundwork for a junta nbd
October 1, 2025 at 6:18 AM
September 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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I bet representing yourself is a lot of fun and a really freeing liberating experience, knowing you're going to be executed at the end of it and throwing all caution to the wind regardless
September 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊
September 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
walking around new haven thinking i could still get into yale if i applied myself. frank pepe white clam the goat
September 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
losing it over ray romano not having a walk of fame star. i’m going there in january, now what
August 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
waves from dumbest shaped, logistical nightmare of a proposed district
July 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
rye triscuits
July 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM