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watching the NBA celebrity all star game and it's very upsetting how much "White Chocolate" Jason Williams looks like peter thiel
February 14, 2026 at 1:31 AM
next level racism to skip the Bad Bunny halftime show and then choose to change it back to the game with nothing but field goals
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
mike tyson should really do that thing he talked about in the commercial

go fuck yourself
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
coca-cola will respond with an ad featuring an AI version of Tay Zonday
February 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
the cowards at nbc predicting non-scorigami scores
February 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
NOT INTERESTED
February 6, 2026 at 5:07 PM
they managed to turn thousands of 10 year old kids who love women's college basketball into far left socialists in under 24 hours
kamala harris's 6-7 themed zoomer digital marketing group has already changed its name after getting made fun of. for some reason they changed it to "68." we're witnessing a level of political instinct never before imaginable
February 6, 2026 at 4:01 PM
hello youth of america

just letting you know all those things you love, the hot trends and memes, i am going to be endlessly hammering that shit into the ground

and while i'm doing that, i'll be giving money to israel

deni avdija for nba most improved player!!!

peace!

kh
February 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
today would have been nice to have LonzoWire as a news source, but the rich had to go and fuck that all up
February 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
French-Canadian names for slush flavors are on another level

right up there with "Lait's Go"
February 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
"hi, attorneys for the Estate of Kobe Bryant are on the line wanting to speak with you"
Canadian Elite Basketball League Re-Introduces Saskatoon Mamba Franchise
www.cebl.ca
February 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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this looks like the headshot you would use if you were trying to do this as an Onion bit
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
SAVVY SWORDS
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
staying up till 3:30am listening on repeat to a song called "3d Printer (Vagina Version)"
February 1, 2026 at 9:38 AM
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Holy Shit!
An Interocitor
January 29, 2026 at 9:15 PM
SCHUMER: "I am pleased to announce we have struck a deal for 2/3 of the Antetokounmpo brothers. Neither of them are Giannis, but check out our new value menu featuring $2 hotdogs and $3 waters."
January 30, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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you can tell this was a sudden decision because they just put fresh mulch in his habitrail yesterday
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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why he jerkin it
January 26, 2026 at 7:15 AM
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
January 24, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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DOJ when they get a jury
January 22, 2026 at 10:59 PM
i think i know all i need to know on this one
January 22, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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EDITORIAL NOTE: This sounds alarmingly close to something from Buck 65
Jay and Silent Bob Rap, but from 1913, and with Murdoch (NOT AI)
YouTube video by CBC
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:17 PM
the hell does this even mean?
January 19, 2026 at 10:44 PM