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Boga Haga

@boghag.bsky.social

460 followers 420 following 950 posts

I once had a few hundred followers for my humor & a few thousand for my cleavage. I see the humor folks have found me. Eldest daughter. Tumbleweed.

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Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · May 28

Hi new follows!
I can’t fix you.

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Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 20d

Great day to be disgusted with everything.

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Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 15h

Major life change stress + *everything else* = i’m in a dangerous sleep deficit. I’m getting sick.

A hot guy gave me a subscription to the Calm app. Now I get a bedtime stories from celebs, like Cillian Murphy, telling me to go tf to sleep.

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HerRoyalBOO👻bies @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 2d

I need one of these to wear when the cops ask about my husband who has gone missing under suspicious circumstances.

An old Hollywood sheer dressing robe with fluffy cuffs.

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Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 2d

Am I losing sleep over violent govt weirdos cosplaying a war until it happens in my city? Yes.

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 2d

I’m so sick of the word unprecedented

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 3d

Aries: Somebody gross loves you.

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Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 5d

Isn’t that what everyone says about IPA? Hops are in the drinking water, so you get used to the feet.

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Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 5d

I was laughing so hard, as hard as Travis’s penis. Happy horny Taylor is a vibe.

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Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 5d

So glad you are back, couldn’t unfollow and block him fast enough.

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 5d

I am excited for the naked bike ride, would love to jump in on that. My friend said i’d get a wicked injury with my ass out and be rolling around yelling “leave me, save yourselves!”

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Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 5d

I love this. This is the chaos I want.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 5d

Just fyi giving me attention has 17g of protein

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Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 5d

No! Goddamn I love this coast.

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Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 5d

The radical left reign of terror on Portland: Oat milk lattes, knitted sweaters for trees, A llama on the Max light rail, IPA that tastes like feet, Subarus.

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Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 5d

I love that she told the geese to disband in baby-talk.

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 5d

Jay chiding a platform populated by tumbleweeds and nomads with “then go on a posters strike” is objectively hilarious. Dingbat.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 6d

I’m baking a Funfetti cake on Saturday and I’m gonna eat the whole fucking thing. Like a whorish Betty Crocker.

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Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 6d

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Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 6d

That is proven pain relief medicine AND gets your mind off it. Midol can’t do that.

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Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 6d

Jesus Mall Rat Christ a giant hot pretzel would cure me. Hope you can get some relief and aren’t in pain for long.

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Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 6d

Tbh it’s pretty easy here in the PNW. Just walk in, be a Sasquatch. Just like the Pacific Ocean. Just walk in, be a Selkie.

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 6d

Lmk if you figure it out

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Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 7d

We gotta give her applause for telling the geese to disband.

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Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 7d

It does feel off. I’ve been housebound for a few days with covid sick family. I don’t have covid but I may have cabin fever.

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Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 7d

Dammit. I was hoping for the other option.

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