If you threw a party
And invited everyone you knew
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say,
“Why hasn’t it happened yet? Is it going to happen today? Why hasn’t someone done it? It has to happen soon, right? I mean, come on.”
And invited everyone you knew
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say,
“Why hasn’t it happened yet? Is it going to happen today? Why hasn’t someone done it? It has to happen soon, right? I mean, come on.”
January 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
If you threw a party
And invited everyone you knew
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say,
“Why hasn’t it happened yet? Is it going to happen today? Why hasn’t someone done it? It has to happen soon, right? I mean, come on.”
And invited everyone you knew
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say,
“Why hasn’t it happened yet? Is it going to happen today? Why hasn’t someone done it? It has to happen soon, right? I mean, come on.”
ICE. They always get their mom.
January 8, 2026 at 7:58 PM
ICE. They always get their mom.
Not staying up to cheer on the new year like it’s already a hero. I’m going to sleep to give 2026 a seven hour head start at impressing me.
January 1, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Not staying up to cheer on the new year like it’s already a hero. I’m going to sleep to give 2026 a seven hour head start at impressing me.
That moment when you return from a lengthy time away and, just for a second, you can smell your house the way other people do. And then it’s gone, like a half remembered dream.
December 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
That moment when you return from a lengthy time away and, just for a second, you can smell your house the way other people do. And then it’s gone, like a half remembered dream.
This is what you get when you follow this thread all the way down and that is because it is the right answer.
December 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This is what you get when you follow this thread all the way down and that is because it is the right answer.
My father is peeling potatoes and I asked if I could help. “No I’m in zen right now.” I want to live in this moment forever.
December 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My father is peeling potatoes and I asked if I could help. “No I’m in zen right now.” I want to live in this moment forever.
HOME ALONE (2026): After Harry and Marv are released from prison they find Kevin’s house and burn it to the ground. His trademark “Waaauugh” is heard for miles.
December 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
HOME ALONE (2026): After Harry and Marv are released from prison they find Kevin’s house and burn it to the ground. His trademark “Waaauugh” is heard for miles.
So I can't stay on your bullshit island but you want me to get Santa, who hates me, to come here and save all those shitty toys?
December 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
So I can't stay on your bullshit island but you want me to get Santa, who hates me, to come here and save all those shitty toys?
Thanksgiving. The one day a year when Everything they say about Americans is true.
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Thanksgiving. The one day a year when Everything they say about Americans is true.
Wizard of Oz(1939) Dorothy immediately jumps to the conclusion she has traveled over the rainbow based on nothing.
Zero evidence is given in the film to indicate that a rainbow is used in the measurement or orientation of the distance between Kansas and Oz.
Zero evidence is given in the film to indicate that a rainbow is used in the measurement or orientation of the distance between Kansas and Oz.
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Wizard of Oz(1939) Dorothy immediately jumps to the conclusion she has traveled over the rainbow based on nothing.
Zero evidence is given in the film to indicate that a rainbow is used in the measurement or orientation of the distance between Kansas and Oz.
Zero evidence is given in the film to indicate that a rainbow is used in the measurement or orientation of the distance between Kansas and Oz.
What I'm seeing every time someone is in the Criterion Closet.
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
What I'm seeing every time someone is in the Criterion Closet.
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As far as I'm aware, no superhero has a rogues gallery quite as consistently *bald* as Superman's ferocious flock of follicly-challenged foes. Dozens of chrome-domed criminals have made Superman the ire of their depilated deviousness over the decades, so let's meet SUPERMAN'S BALDEST FOES!
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
As far as I'm aware, no superhero has a rogues gallery quite as consistently *bald* as Superman's ferocious flock of follicly-challenged foes. Dozens of chrome-domed criminals have made Superman the ire of their depilated deviousness over the decades, so let's meet SUPERMAN'S BALDEST FOES!
“Looks like tonight’s bath night.”
[clicks shut down and restart]
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November 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“Looks like tonight’s bath night.”
[clicks shut down and restart]
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June Squibb's Criterion Closet picks absolutely rule.
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
June Squibb's Criterion Closet picks absolutely rule.
Holy crap. I made this happen with my mind!
October 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Holy crap. I made this happen with my mind!
Stop paying Jared Leto money.
October 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Stop paying Jared Leto money.
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Every Boomer should be buried in Arlington National Cemetery.
Holy SHIT this is some toxic shit I just stumbled across. 7 sad things they should never have done that ruined their own and their descendants' lives, framed as sacrifice to make "our lives" possible. Like, what?? Also our lives fucking suck. This frames loveless marriages as a good thing.
7 sacrifices boomers made for their families that younger generations never saw
The invisible labor of a generation that rarely spoke about what things actually cost them.
vegoutmag.com
August 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Every Boomer should be buried in Arlington National Cemetery.
Hey! Everyone younger than me! Your mustache looks gross! Shave it off!
August 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Hey! Everyone younger than me! Your mustache looks gross! Shave it off!
HEY DC I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA FOR SUPERMAN
Crash landing in Crime Alley, Infant Kal-El is discovered by a pair of petty thieves who grow to care about him deeply, while simultaneously using him as a brick in their storefront smash-and-grabs.
Crash landing in Crime Alley, Infant Kal-El is discovered by a pair of petty thieves who grow to care about him deeply, while simultaneously using him as a brick in their storefront smash-and-grabs.
August 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
HEY DC I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA FOR SUPERMAN
Crash landing in Crime Alley, Infant Kal-El is discovered by a pair of petty thieves who grow to care about him deeply, while simultaneously using him as a brick in their storefront smash-and-grabs.
Crash landing in Crime Alley, Infant Kal-El is discovered by a pair of petty thieves who grow to care about him deeply, while simultaneously using him as a brick in their storefront smash-and-grabs.