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Moon
panel 1: close up on an astronaut’s boot being dragged across the surface of the moon. panel 2: zooming out, we see he’s making a line in the moon dirt. panel 3: zooming out more, we see he’s made a pretty long line panel 4: Meanwhile, a child stares out of his bedroom window and realizes he’s being mooned. The moon was given a butt by the very dedicated astronaut. Several small steps for man, one giant butt for mankind.
January 23, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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portsherry.bsky.social
Objectively better
January 20, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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bradtjonas.bsky.social
New Dad
panel 1: “Hey sport—I’m Jeff, your new Dad.” panel 2: “Now—I’m not here to replace any of your current dads.” panel 3: “I’m here to join forces with them to fight evil.” panel 4: “Once you acquire five dads, we form a megadad—or a headless megadad if you only get four.”
January 18, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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From the archives-
Today’s cards: the devil, ace of pentacles, two of wands 🔮 deck: tarot vintage 🎴 for readings and more - madamadam.com 🖤

#madamadam #tarot #wellness #witch #lgbtqia
January 17, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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henpeckedhal.bsky.social
I’m at my most 40s l when I choose to stay on the line for the next available representative instead of pressing 1 to receive a call back
January 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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X salvage continued, had to save this banger from @molleindustria.org
A motivational poster with a woman spreading her arms wide while standing in a cornfield. The motivational text says "When I don't post about current affairs it's only because I don't have anything legal to say."
January 10, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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bradtjonas.bsky.social
What the Dickens?
panel 1: “You there boy, what day is it?” an old man shouts from his window. He appears to be Scrooge at the end of A Christmas Story. panel 2: “Uh Tuesday,” a person on the street responds. “And I’m not a boy I’m 32,” he adds under his breath. panel 3: “There’s still time!” Scrooge exclaims. panel 4: Scrooge has procured a taco from a taco truck called ‘Tim’s Tiny Tacos.’ “Merry Taco Tuesday, everyone!” he shouts.
December 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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whisperseyeless.bsky.social
Sons of Valour are an elite group with hidden identities, always masked in the presence of others. Their strict code, as well as the aura of secrecy and power, was central to our visual exploration of the group.
Learn more about them here: store.steampowered.com/news/app/252...
Whispers of the Eyeless - Steam News Hub
Updates, events, and news from the developers of Whispers of the Eyeless.
store.steampowered.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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No Children (Part 4) - Gator Days
No Children (Part 4) - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 August is at the office on an off day for a work emergency. He's had to leave his son with a co-worker, Iris, while he takes care of things and has just wrapped it up. He's picking up Gustopher now. August: I'm done. Thanks for watching- Gustopher: DAD! Panel 2 Gustopher is filled with an unreasonable amount of energy. In his hand is an energy drink that says "INFINITE ENERGY - Insomnia Flavored". Mistakes were made. He speaks rapidly, loudly, and with no respect from proper sentence structure. Gustopher: IRIS LET ME HAVE ANYTHING I WANTED FROM THE VENDING MACHINE AND I GOT AN ENERGY DRINK AND IT'S SO GOOD CAN WE GET SOME FOR HOME AND WE WATCHED CAT VIDEOS AND IRIS YELLED AT SOMEONE. Panel 3 August stares at his son with a mixture of exhaustion, surprise, and just the slightest amount of amusement that he knows will not last. Iris hopes this will dissuade August from putting her in this situation again unless it is absolutely necessary. Gustopher: I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD YELL THIS LOUD! Panel 4 Iris: He's a good kid. Good luck. Gustopher: I'M SHAKING! Gustopher is vibrating. His face is not exploding. All things considered, August thinks that this day could have had far worse outcomes.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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portsherry.bsky.social
Welcome, get to work!
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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whisperseyeless.bsky.social
Make this city your home #WhispersOfTheEyeless
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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theonion.com
Astronaut Hates Long Nightly Spacewalk To ISS Outhouse https://theonion.com/astronaut-hates-long-nightly-spacewalk-to-iss-outhouse/
Astronaut Hates Long Nightly Spacewalk To ISS Outhouse
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: An old, grey haired, mostly bald version of Shen is laying in bed, in a residential room, with a nightstand with a lamp on top and wooden flooring. There's a man with similar hair to him laying his hand upon the old Shen's. Old Shen says "Son ... I can feel myself passing ..." Panel 2: Closeup of the son's hand resting on old Shen's. Old Shen continues, "My ... final request ... is ..." Panel 3: Closeup of old Shen, opening his eyes slightly. "Please make a 3D model of me ... a-and ... COUGH ... make it do gay little anime dances on a screen at the funeral." Panel 4: Old Shen, resting contently in an open casket, and above him is a screen and two speakers, the screen showing him doing a gay little anime dance, and the speakers playing presumably the anime music he's dancing to. Two wake-goers are there looking at it.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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bigbeardybooks.bsky.social
Mood
a woman in a green dress is saying i hate outside ! i hate it !
Alt: Jenny Agutet in a green dress is saying i hate outside ! i hate it !
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November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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darkestdungeon.bsky.social
The 2nd Steadfast Steward’s update is available now on PlayStation, Nintendo Switch and Xbox: www.darkestdungeon.com/patch-notes/

Get our Leper and Hellion reworks, along with additional Dam options. This release also includes fast combat and driving settings for PlayStation and Xbox
The Leper and Hellion fight against a group of approaching Cultists. The image reads "Darkest Dungeon II - Steadfast Steward's Update 2 - Out Now!"
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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whisperseyeless.bsky.social
Every great adventure needs a memorable setting, and in #WhispersOfTheEyeless, that place is Aranthor—a city shrouded in secrets, history, and a unique visual identity.

More in the newest #DevDiary: store.steampowered.com/news/app/252...
Whispers of the Eyeless - Steam News Hub
Updates, events, and news from the developers of Whispers of the Eyeless.
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November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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henpeckedhal.bsky.social
You can say "please" and "thank you" a million times and your toddler will never repeat it, but if you say "ass-faced mother fucker" ONCE...
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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secondwindgroup.com
It’s time for more video game history with @thejenna.bsky.social!

This time we’re taking a look back at how horse armor corrupted the video game market.
How Horse Armor Corrupted the Video Game Market | Game Arcadia
YouTube video by Second Wind
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October 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
they never listen
October 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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darkestdungeon.bsky.social
“Who will face the half-remembered horrors of their past?”

Face your failures and get Darkest Dungeon II for 50% off on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/1940340/...

Both the base game and DLC is on sale for a limited time.

#darkestdungeon2
Save 50% on Darkest Dungeon® II on Steam
Darkest Dungeon II is a roguelike road trip of the damned. Form a party, equip your stagecoach, and set off across the decaying landscape on a last gasp quest to avert the apocalypse. The greatest dan...
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October 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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bradtjonas.bsky.social
preapproved
October 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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whisperseyeless.bsky.social
Discover the dark, hand-drawn world of the #WhispersOfTheEyeless 🗡️
October 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM