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Steve
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No. My son is also named Bort.
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The New Zealand Labour Party condemns the US attack on Venezuela including kidnapping its president as a blatant violation of international law.
January 4, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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I always try to uphold the annual New Zealand tradition of the Nativicado.
December 23, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
All the stupid discourse around tHeGrEaTnZsUmMeRsHuTdOwN is especially dumb when I remember all the trains are going to be shut down in Auckland for the entire month of January
December 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Semi related to the last post
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The fake albums at IKEA are actually kinda awesome and i kinda want them on my wall
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Unsure if they sell pepsi at Eden Park
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
NZ Police set it up
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The Clap your hands say yeah, gig was pretty great last night. Not pictured, me the photographer, also a bald white dude.
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Anyone in NZ know how much the tickets for Pulp are going to cost?
November 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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as usual they leave it to the tenth paragraph to say she's been living rent free with her parents and borrowed $400k interest free off them
October 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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In the unlikely event that anybody still needs a strike placard...
October 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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while it’s nobody’s favourite in the series, Final Fantasy 8 is the only one that lets you launch a dog at a time travelling witch in space and then suplex it, and that counts for something.
September 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It wasn't a hit in the universe of the movie but it should be. Watermelon from the movie Dinner in America youtu.be/-t21tmeaYFg?...
September 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Rad
August 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Slightly diminish a band:

Pacifier
Slightly diminish a band:

The Pufferjacket Fits
Slightly diminish a band:

Subgroove
August 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
You ever have a pho so good you wished you were hungover?
August 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
This is not a still life. This is a quiet scream.
A lowercase protest in a world of concrete certainty.
An altar, accidental or intentional, to the things we consume and then forget.

The corner becomes a frame. The milk, a metaphor.
Plant-based. Rootless. Alone.
July 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Movie pitch: Mike Myers starring as Axel Rose in a Guns and Roses bio pic
July 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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One of my strongest beliefs is if they actually put this on Broadway it would absolutely destroy at the award shows and run for 20 years
June 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Thanks Auckland Transport great advice, I'll just consider a non existent alternative bus route to get home.
June 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Hyped for Marlon Williams after that. Chills. #matariki #kikorangi
June 21, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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Government members on Finance and Expenditure Committee just voted to use an AI bot to read submissions on the Regulatory Standards Bill🙄. Turns out democracy under this government is real people making submissions and computers reading them. 👎
June 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM