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Maxine Shaw
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My dad said a man should be the boss in his home. So naturally I asked him why am I the head of his household.

Exactly. Girl Dad’s down 20!
December 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Polls just closed: Made the mac and cheese for thanksgiving this year and officially moved up in the favorite child rankings.
December 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Americans: “Learn English!”
The English:
English is crazy.
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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If you’re not up on Monaleo, you’re missing out. Period.
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I #hate how people can just turn their camera on and start talking nonsense.
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Having cookies for dinner knowing the lies I will tell my children
a man is sticking his tongue out while standing next to a car .
ALT: a man is sticking his tongue out while standing next to a car .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Posting on and on about caving to the right while people were about to be on their third missing check. There’s no principled high ground to stake when one side will deny people food, rent, and healthcare without remorse
The art of folding a winning hand
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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That’s why you beat Republicans on election days so they don’t have the power to starve people.

Browbeating out-of-power Democrats isn’t doing the thing y’all want done.
Start a shutdown, go on vacation, starve the children in January,
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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AI is like that time I woke up and found a U2 album I didn't ask for on my iPod.

I don't want it. I didn't ask for it. Leave me alone.
October 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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When public media disappears, so do the stories that bring us together.

With federal funding eliminated, millions may lose their last trusted source of news and connection.

If that matters to you, now’s the time to act. Donate: n.pr/458sOhq
August 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I take it back. The bear is a comedy.
August 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Pride & Prejudice or the Notebook
July 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
In WV and the voting is starting to make sense. Them people in the south don’t know nothing about inflation. A large vanilla latte is still $3 for them.
July 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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I definitely think they are underestimating women's willingness to be romantically alone. Especially considering they've taken away enough rights for them to be at a disadvantage in every way except financial, when married. It's always been imbalanced but not THIS bad since before the 70s.
July 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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I don’t want to drag the person who swore they wanted to go on this trip for flaking last minute and not being honest about it until I said something, but this is why I don’t invite people on trips lol
June 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Stephen Miller
June 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ginny & Georgia too turnt up this season
June 6, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Step 1: get espresso machine to avoid paying for office lattes

Step 2: successfully get homemade latte to the office without drinking it all
May 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Name a person that can come between a girl and her hair appointment
May 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Partner: “I’ll take the backseat and let you drive the meet and confer”

Me to Opposing Counsel: Hi, I’m ….

Partner: “AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WONT ……[goes on for 30 minutes]
May 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Whole world said America needs God
May 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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When Jill Scott said, “If you can tell me what to do, then you can tell me what to do. But if you can’t tell me what to do, you *can’t* tell me what to do,” I totally felt her because I’m just waiting on the day for somebody to tell me what to do.
May 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This is a wild take after years of NBA media calling the league too soft and saying superstars were too friendly with each other.
Nuggets vs. Clippers had six technical fouls on Sunday. Rockets vs. Warriors has been notably chippy.

Does the NBA playoffs have a physicality problem? 🔗: http://dlvr.it/TKT0ZP
April 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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April 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Iono why the Tesla trucks scream MAGA more than the sedans, but they definitely do
April 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM