November 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
it's crazy how there really was no edible food until like 2012
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
it's crazy how there really was no edible food until like 2012
yt men will literally sexualize getting clean instead of go to therapy
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
yt men will literally sexualize getting clean instead of go to therapy
changing my insta bio to Alan Dershowitz Democrat
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
changing my insta bio to Alan Dershowitz Democrat
technically pedophilia is when you're attracted to someone under the age of 25, hebephilia is when you're attracted to someone between the ages of 25-27, and ephebophilia is when you're attracted to someone 28-35
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 AM
technically pedophilia is when you're attracted to someone under the age of 25, hebephilia is when you're attracted to someone between the ages of 25-27, and ephebophilia is when you're attracted to someone 28-35
they're trying to trans me in the fraternity alum group chat rn
October 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
they're trying to trans me in the fraternity alum group chat rn
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It's crazy I used to think adhd was fake and then they gave me a pill that turned me into an engineer
October 18, 2025 at 6:58 AM
It's crazy I used to think adhd was fake and then they gave me a pill that turned me into an engineer
man what the fuck are people talking about anymore
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
man what the fuck are people talking about anymore
people who were raised catholic are POC
September 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
people who were raised catholic are POC
you will address me by my girlfriend's husband's rank
September 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
you will address me by my girlfriend's husband's rank
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I sucked my own dick in Cracker Barrel parking lot
August 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I sucked my own dick in Cracker Barrel parking lot
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we smoking that ACME exploding doink. we on that phasmo smudge stick. we're smoking slimerbane. we smoking the chalk they outlined Dracula in.
May 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
we smoking that ACME exploding doink. we on that phasmo smudge stick. we're smoking slimerbane. we smoking the chalk they outlined Dracula in.
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Guy who thinks Shibari is a breed of dog
August 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Guy who thinks Shibari is a breed of dog
if God didn't want me to put my balls on your forehead then why did He make them such a stable shelf for that purpose
August 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
if God didn't want me to put my balls on your forehead then why did He make them such a stable shelf for that purpose
moron who never 3bets his 73 suited: the other players just always seem to get there
August 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
moron who never 3bets his 73 suited: the other players just always seem to get there
sister called me Ted Lasso when she saw my mustache I'm gonna fucking crash out
August 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
sister called me Ted Lasso when she saw my mustache I'm gonna fucking crash out
she immerse on my blender til I Kewpie mayo
July 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
she immerse on my blender til I Kewpie mayo
smoot-hawley's tonsorial parlour
July 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
smoot-hawley's tonsorial parlour
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how it feels to take your adhd meds
June 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
how it feels to take your adhd meds
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about to go down on my girlfriend but can't stick my tongue out because Prof. OAK's words fill my mind: "Now's not the time to use that!"
June 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
about to go down on my girlfriend but can't stick my tongue out because Prof. OAK's words fill my mind: "Now's not the time to use that!"
just ate an Adderall out of my pocket and it came with Pocket Lint yummyyyyyy that's all I'll be eating until 11 pm
June 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
just ate an Adderall out of my pocket and it came with Pocket Lint yummyyyyyy that's all I'll be eating until 11 pm
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Ex partners and ex friends - you do not have my consent to view my BlueSky account. Please activate the 'Back' button. Be advised that violating this boundary amounts to forfeiting your precious "victim status" . Thank you.
January 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Ex partners and ex friends - you do not have my consent to view my BlueSky account. Please activate the 'Back' button. Be advised that violating this boundary amounts to forfeiting your precious "victim status" . Thank you.