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Ben
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Leeds fan, sci-fi geek, all things tech, politics nerd, Radiohead super fan. The usual.
Football is stupid. #lufc
January 7, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Haha, surely that’s not the Newcastle fans I hear booing an opposition player for going down with cramp? #lufc
January 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Newcastle under Howe are still cheating bastard whiners I see. #lufc
January 7, 2026 at 9:08 PM
What is that defending though, Jesus Christ. #lufc
January 7, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Amazing.
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is a leading contender to become Manchester United’s caretaker manager after holding talks with the club on Tuesday.

Full story from @lauriewhitwell.bsky.social and @david-ornstein.bsky.social ⬇️

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January 6, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Ruben Amorim has NOT turned Manchester United Football Club around. #lufc
January 5, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Granted, we haven’t seen what everybody does in the transfer window yet, but my mid-season prediction is we’ll finish 15th on 46 points. #lufc
January 5, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Wish I was at Elland Road today. Have a feeling it’s going to be feral. #lufc
January 4, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Are we going to have to admit that Aaronson is actually decent now? #lufc
Brenden Aaronson today was just the second player in the Premier League this season to have 15 touches in the opposition box and create 5 chances in a match, and the first Opta has on record since 2008-09 to do that for a newly promoted team.
#LUFC

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December 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Seeing Bamford looking sharp and scoring goals is making me very sad. #lufc
December 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If we weren’t coming off Liverpool away with two fewer days rest, I actually think we’d have a decent chance against Man U at Elland Road. The league/TV scheduling has ruined what could have been a great game imo. #lufc
December 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Every year, people mock this tree. But I love it anyway.

It reminds us that if we stand together in tough times, we can overcome anything.

Merry Christmas from my family to yours. 🎄✨
December 24, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Goddamnit, Jesse Marsch was right! #lufc
December 23, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Whoa, just realised scum play next Tuesday when we play Thursday evening before we play them Sunday midday? Is this a joke? #lufc
December 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This, by the way, is why I never think it’s worth this kind of money on a single player, no matter how good they are.

They’re always just a bad hamstring tear, ACL, or leg break away from being out long term or worse.
Fears Isak has broken leg could force Liverpool into transfer market — The Telegraph
British record signing faces long spell on sidelines and club may look for more attacking options in January, despite £350m summer splurge
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December 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hard disagree. We’ve been living in a golden age of standup if you know where to look, which is generally not the promoted specials on Netflix.
December 22, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Aaronson is having a really good game. One for the haters. #lufc
December 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This idea that you can absolutely clear a player out as long as you get the faintest touch on the ball is not one for me. #lufc
December 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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The complete Bayeux Tapestry has finally been released and proves that Bishop Odo had absolutely nothing to do with the illegal Norman invasion of England.
December 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Sure, but also… why book him in the first place?
December 20, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Don’t laugh, but I genuinely think Leeds should sign him. Farke seems to do a good job with rehabilitating players and the squad seems like a good group of lads that could put an arm round him. Might be just what he needs, and if it doesn’t work then there’s no risk. #lufc
Dele comeback pending?! Free agent ex-Spurs star posts update — GOAL
Dele Alli has hinted that a return to the professional ranks may be pending, with the former Tottenham midfielder continuing his search for a new club. The ex-England international has been a free age...
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December 19, 2025 at 11:12 AM