Brandon Sawyer
@brandonsawyer.bsky.social
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Cartoon writer/producer/not-drawer (Boss Baby TV shows, Penguins of Madagascar, lotta other stuff). Opinions reflect the views of my employers, who puppeteer my body by mutual agreement.
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brandonsawyer.bsky.social
Scratch that, a silverback contender has emerged.
brandonsawyer.bsky.social
I think I may have finally done it.

I may be the actual oldest person at this show.
brandonsawyer.bsky.social
I really like these fellas from Melbourne, Australia who happen to be playing their first Los Angeles gig tomorrow night if anybody want to come join me.

Radio Free Alice - “Waste of Space”
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kenwhite.bsky.social
These people are evil. Never stop saying so. Don’t be intimidated into shutting up.
flglchicago.bsky.social
Here’s video of the incident
brandonsawyer.bsky.social
Anyway besides genuinely liking the band, I need you all to turn them into megastars because it’ll make me look cool.
brandonsawyer.bsky.social
Small enough venue that the nice young man who asked me to hold the cash box while he opened up the place turned out (a few hours and opening acts later) to be the lead singer of the band we were there to see.
brandonsawyer.bsky.social
Last time I saw them was at a tiny Melbourne venue two years ago, late at night on very little jet-lagged sleep.

Looking forward to my first lucid show.
brandonsawyer.bsky.social
I really like these fellas from Melbourne, Australia who happen to be playing their first Los Angeles gig tomorrow night if anybody want to come join me.

Radio Free Alice - “Waste of Space”
brandonsawyer.bsky.social
Praying this Jeremy Day finds you all well, and I know what I’m wishing for when I blow out my Jeremies.
This year’s automated text wishing a happy birthday to Jeremy (who am I not) from Saintmina Dental (where I have never been a client).
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oregonian.com
Federal officer blasts chemical spray into vocal but nonviolent Portland protester, video shows

The interaction illustrates how federal law enforcement officers do use aggressive tactics against protesters who yell and needle officers but don’t appear to present clear physical threats.
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kthorjensen.bsky.social
this is a GOOD speech
bencollins.bsky.social
I am just so fucking proud of her.
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gregsargent.bsky.social
When Trump threatens to nix funding to NYC if Zohran Mamdani wins, it only helps Zohran. It inflates the Trump threat, positions Zohran as a fighter for NYC against Trump, and pushes Cuomo into the role of Trump stooge.

There's a lesson here for Dems.

New from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2011...
Trump’s Rage at Zohran Just Backfired in a Surprisingly Revealing Way
The Democrats who are breaking through are the ones who talk about Trump’s disastrous economic record while also leveling with the public about our slide into authoritarianism.
newrepublic.com
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jeffasher.bsky.social
New Orleans has had the fewest murders this year since 1970. Carjackings are down 80% relative to 2022, vehicle burglaries are down 70%, shootings are down 63%. This is a wholly unnecessary stunt that will hurt local businesses.
andresfuentes.bsky.social
#BREAKING
Governor Jeff Landry submits request to send in 1,000 Louisiana National Guard troops to cities like New Orleans.

The governor cites a rise in crime despite New Orleans reporting a massive declines in crime since 2023.
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billwearsties.bsky.social
Indie director Barbara Marques has been kidnapped by ICE. She is legally married to a U.S. citizen & was at a green card mtg when she was abducted and prevented from seeing her lawyer. Her husband Tucker May does not know where she is. Please spread the word so he can find her /1
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markharris.bsky.social
It took just three days to get Sinclair to back down, and what it got in exchange for agreeing to put Kimmel back on the air was...nothing. This is not what happens every time you stand up to a bully, but if you don't fight back, you'll never know if you would have won.
benmullin.bsky.social
NEWS: Sinclair says its ending its pre-emption of "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"
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brendelbored.bsky.social
APRIL - 1805
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
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nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
BREAKING: Chicken Pox caused by Vicks Vap-o-Rub: White House

BREAKING: Astigmatism caused by chewable vitamins and parental failure to invest in Trump Coin: NIH

BREAKING: Havana Syndrome caused by component of Tito’s: CIA

BREAKING: Red hair caused by potato consumption: Marine Corps
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schooley.bsky.social
“Why aren’t you arresting my political enemies faster?” is a hell of a thing to ask as another story about excusing your political allies drops.
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chuckwendig.bsky.social
It’s astonishing and scary to watch because generally when Trump meets resistance he eventually moves on — he doesn’t want to be seen taking the L. He tests the fences and goes away. Instead here, he tests the fences and they just… take the fences down for him.
brandonsawyer.bsky.social
Not one dollar to Disney.

It ain’t much, but it’s what I got.
Screenshot of cancelled subscription to Disney plus.
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ndrew.bsky.social
he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest