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Chrissie Ray
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28 (He/They) I exist. I’m pretty sure of that at least…

Pfp kindly made by idrawstrangers.com
So odd question… I did some reading on Demisexuality… you don’t need to know how it came up.
Apparently it’s when someone only has sexual attraction after forming an emotional connection.

Am I a moron for thinking that was typical? I kinda thought that’s how everyone else did it.
December 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Considering all the previous awards that they could have announced the new content, it shows and unprecedented level of confidence to wait until the actual game of the year to announce it.
#thegamesawards
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Goddamn this show is gripping, I want it to be next week 😭.

#thewarbetweenthelandandthesea #twbtlats
December 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My desire for a particular quote has lead me to cursed knowledge that I wish I could unlearn #MySims #MySimsKingdom
#MySimsCozybundle
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I don’t really delve into internet drama or trolling, but I wanted to share an interesting video from a female youtuber (unspecified) and the sheer amount of men that seem to hate her for no reason is unreal. I’m not gonna entertain they’re takes though, because I recognise some of the shit stirrers
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Sooo… Does this mean I did well, I did badly, Or I did painfully mediocrely?

#dispatchgame #dispatch
October 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Imma just leave this here.

bsky.app/profile/eva....
October 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I wanted to see what would happen if Dalek Sec Hybrid got his way and the rest of the cult of Skaro didn’t stop him.
Tell me your most unhinged Doctor Who opinion. I mean, if you’re a fan, they’re likely all unhinged anyway.
October 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
When I was working, my manager asked if we wanted music, me and the other person there said yes. She listed the artists on her phone in alphabetical order: “Adele, Beatles, Beyoncé, Chameleon Circuit…”
Me: “CHAMELEON CIRCUIT!?”
It was the second least likely thing I thought she’d have downloaded.
September 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This was the greatest live task of all time, my ribs hurt from laughing 😂
#taskmaster
September 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
That government alarm gave me a goddamn heart attack. 😭
September 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I’m trying to change the youth’s slang, I want them to say “That is Bubonic!”

I have not worked out if it’ll be good or bad, that’s for them to work out.
September 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I played life is strange when it came out, and it’s wild how much the stat changed, I recall people accusing a spoilery character in episode 2 being in the single digits, now in the remastered version it had more than doubled.
August 4, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I’m rooting for an asteroid.
July 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Soooo an indie game I’m playing had a loading screen tip to say that the player can report any bugs to the discord to help improve the game.

How do I inform them that the button to take me to the discord is bugged and does nothing.?
July 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I checked in on Twitter after that Dr Who episode, and if you only got your opinions from the discourse you’d assume the world was ending.
It’s okay to be disappointed but some of those take are weird as hell. Like thinking the Doctor wouldn’t sacrifice himself for one person. He’s done it before
June 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I really like that doctor who episode, It’s really fun when you don’t check what other people are saying about it.
May 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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The Cass Review gets peer reviewed and absolutely shredded

Cass is the Wakefield of our time. A scandal in broad daylight
May 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
You may think a poundcake is named after the weight of the ingredients you put in to make it.
But in reality it’s named after what Paul Hollywood did to my face with his fist hen I asked if it was worthy of a handshake.
April 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The Flintstones setting is Stonepunk.
April 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I would like to see Ian Hyslop tearing into the Shinra corporation in a “Have I got News for you” X “Final Fantasy 7 rebirth” crossover.
scavengers reign and zelda: tears of the kingdom

hell yeah we’re making some abominations with the fuse power alright
April 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Turns out Le Pen is not mightier than the fraud.
March 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Serious question, how do F1 drivers avoid sneezing?
March 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Pancake Tuesday coming right before my dental surgery is a curse.
March 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM