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breakfasttacos.bsky.social
@breakfasttacos.bsky.social
NYC resident and Texas native. I won’t buy or subscribe to your content.
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Who did this?
April 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Who called it a Popemobile and not a Christler?
March 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Let’s go Coogs!! #uh
March 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Cam for the win 😬. #astros
March 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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“You see, that was funny because no one could imagine one banana costing $10.”
March 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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😂😅
March 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Texans
March 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Source: signulll on Twitter
January 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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January 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Los Angeles January 2025
January 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I need a new hairstyle.
January 4, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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This sext could’ve been a meeting.
December 28, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
December 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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In a city like Houston, where the Japanese community is smaller than most, how does a "Kyoto-inspired" cafe walk the line?
www.chron.com/food/article...
Upcoming Japanese-style cafe in Houston comes at unusual time
It would be easy to label Domo Cafe a work of cultural appropriation, but the coffee concept's co-founders are keenly aware of the kind of business they are.
www.chron.com
November 21, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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Anyone else feeling this? Or just me 😎
November 20, 2024 at 9:49 PM
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Boss: You should have been here at 7.

Me: Ohhhhhhh what happened at 7?
November 21, 2024 at 2:26 PM
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Me:
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Starts something*

Them:
"You busy?"

Me:
November 21, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Long time listener, first time poster. Or something like that.
November 21, 2024 at 6:15 PM