Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus
@bresuscheezus.bsky.social
Ingénue who wants to be la Vamp.
Goofball who likes video games, cats, and politics. I am probably:
(1) wearing a silk robe
(2) in the bathroom
(3) making a numbered list
she/her & inventor of "muffin soup"
Goofball who likes video games, cats, and politics. I am probably:
(1) wearing a silk robe
(2) in the bathroom
(3) making a numbered list
she/her & inventor of "muffin soup"
I wish all the billionaires a very FUCKING DICKENSIAN xmas.
December 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I wish all the billionaires a very FUCKING DICKENSIAN xmas.
Work had some yankee gift swap yakety smack, where to stop a steal you could answer a trivia question. I knew all three trivia answers and actually found an error in one. There should've been an extra gift for that! (All the gifts were bottles of alcohol cause #Education is fucking rough!)
December 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Work had some yankee gift swap yakety smack, where to stop a steal you could answer a trivia question. I knew all three trivia answers and actually found an error in one. There should've been an extra gift for that! (All the gifts were bottles of alcohol cause #Education is fucking rough!)
The more murder mystery I watch/read/attend and figure out before the reveal, the more I am totally convinced I could write a banger.
December 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The more murder mystery I watch/read/attend and figure out before the reveal, the more I am totally convinced I could write a banger.
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Hard Candy Christmas is the best Christmas song because Dolly’s answers to seasonal depression are either picking up a new hobby or getting on a bus and leaving town forever and that’s the best truest depiction of the season.
December 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hard Candy Christmas is the best Christmas song because Dolly’s answers to seasonal depression are either picking up a new hobby or getting on a bus and leaving town forever and that’s the best truest depiction of the season.
Social media feels like a validation machine. It spackles any turd of an idea in glitter so that even the smartest among us occasionally take a stupid little nibble. ( a.k.a. I was scammed on tiktok shop)
December 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Social media feels like a validation machine. It spackles any turd of an idea in glitter so that even the smartest among us occasionally take a stupid little nibble. ( a.k.a. I was scammed on tiktok shop)
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
December 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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The main thing I have had hammered home by the past ten years in politics is that we really need pretty much every government office to be run by boring and anonymous nerds who you will never once hear about in the news
December 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The main thing I have had hammered home by the past ten years in politics is that we really need pretty much every government office to be run by boring and anonymous nerds who you will never once hear about in the news
My little 6th graders are rapping about what constitutes first, second, and third person when they read. I love this age. Old enough to be developing critical thinking yet young enough to still be full of playful whimsy. 🤗
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My little 6th graders are rapping about what constitutes first, second, and third person when they read. I love this age. Old enough to be developing critical thinking yet young enough to still be full of playful whimsy. 🤗
I work in such a poor school district that I have to buy my own first aid kit for my classroom. Fucking America.
December 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I work in such a poor school district that I have to buy my own first aid kit for my classroom. Fucking America.
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And just because I love this DS9 scene so much, gonna reshare it whenever I'm talking about genAI
Gen-ai always makes me think of how DS9 firmly established that replicated food is vastly inferior to real food.
December 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
And just because I love this DS9 scene so much, gonna reshare it whenever I'm talking about genAI
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
At this point, I need a constant drip of good news to make it into 2026.
December 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
At this point, I need a constant drip of good news to make it into 2026.
Wish my father-in-law would stop texting the whole family his hip x-rays which feature his clearly visible dick.
December 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Wish my father-in-law would stop texting the whole family his hip x-rays which feature his clearly visible dick.
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Gruß vom Krampusnacht. Merry Krampus night, hope y’all been good or you’re going in the bag.
December 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Gruß vom Krampusnacht. Merry Krampus night, hope y’all been good or you’re going in the bag.
I am fighting facism by making this yuletide the gayest you've ever seen. 🌈 🎄
December 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I am fighting facism by making this yuletide the gayest you've ever seen. 🌈 🎄
The electric razor I need to trim the fur around my cat Gizmo's fluffy anus arrives today! (I think he knows a butt trim is coming cause Ive been trying to go at him with scissors and baby no likey.)
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The electric razor I need to trim the fur around my cat Gizmo's fluffy anus arrives today! (I think he knows a butt trim is coming cause Ive been trying to go at him with scissors and baby no likey.)
SNOW DAY! NO SCHOOL! WOOO! (And NO VIRTUAL INSTRUCTION EITHER BITCHES!) I AM FREE!❄️❤️
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
SNOW DAY! NO SCHOOL! WOOO! (And NO VIRTUAL INSTRUCTION EITHER BITCHES!) I AM FREE!❄️❤️
I can't figure out why Gomez is obsessed with the Edward Gorey Gashlycrumb Tinies.
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I can't figure out why Gomez is obsessed with the Edward Gorey Gashlycrumb Tinies.
The straw from Dunkin Donuts reminds me of Big Bird's legs.
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The straw from Dunkin Donuts reminds me of Big Bird's legs.
The human turd next to the dumpster where my reserved parking space is at work got rehydrated in the rain. Bummer.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The human turd next to the dumpster where my reserved parking space is at work got rehydrated in the rain. Bummer.
Anyone here like that spray-on deodorant? Looking to do something new with my armpits.
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Anyone here like that spray-on deodorant? Looking to do something new with my armpits.
I cannot stop listening to Celine Dion duet with Pavarotti. I truly am middle aged.
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I cannot stop listening to Celine Dion duet with Pavarotti. I truly am middle aged.
One of my middle schoolers said I was just like a boy because I ate Takis and played Video Games. Lol. I am so tired of being a gender.
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
One of my middle schoolers said I was just like a boy because I ate Takis and played Video Games. Lol. I am so tired of being a gender.
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.