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Bret The Breton
@bretthebreton.bsky.social
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I yell at video games on the Internet. I enjoy drinking cocktails. These events often happen together. Sometimes there's a cat.

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Roku now appears to be an official part of the Hive.

Pluribus (Plur1bus?) season 1 ends tonight at 9 ET!

#Pluribus #Plur1bus
A photo of the Roku screen saver with the words "HELLO, CAROL" on the theater marquee.
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Happy birthday to Noël Wells, who voiced Ensign D'Vana Tendi on #StarTrekLowerDecks.
December 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Not only is Die Hard a Xmas movie, so is Star Trek Generations. I've already watched Die Hard, so....
"Life forms....you tiny little life forms.....you prescious little life forms....where are you?" 😂🎄⛄
a man in a yellow shirt with a star on it sits at a desk
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt with a star on it sits at a desk
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December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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You guys... my partner gave me an early Christmas present and I'm stoked. I had one of these when I was a kid but lost it somewhere along the way.
A fanny pack with an image of Deep Space Nine on a sparkly background on the front and the DS9 logo on the top. It's made of deep purple and copper-colored synthetic fabric. The original store display backing card is rumpled but still present.
December 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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This one stings.

RIP Adam The Woo, gone at 51.

#AdamTheWoo
#RIP
#2025sucks
Popular YouTube travel vlogger Adam The Woo, wearing a brightly colored shirt, standing in an unknown location with what appears to be a fair in the far background.
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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We're back... Again!

For our last stream before Christmas, we're gonna continue our path to completion in RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2. We're really close to the end--let's see how far we can get! And we're LIVE right now!

#RedDeadRedemption2 #Rockstar

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RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 returns! Close to the finish...
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December 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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So we're BACK from hiatus with a little something different:

ATARIPALOOZA!

...which means all my Atari stuff came in on the same day.

Join me as I open some boxes and play some stuff! We're LIVE right now!

#Atari #retrogames #TotalChaos

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It's ATARIPALOOZA! (And also some Total Chaos. Probably.)
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December 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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The Golden Age.
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Honestly, my favorite Xmas gift as a kid
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
bubs, i’ve only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me. Four tops.
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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The best thing Disney has done since Aladdin. Maybe the only thing that could get me into a movie theater on opening day ever again.
www.theverge.com/news/839434/...
Star Wars’ original theatrical cut returns to theaters in 2027
See Han shoot first.
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December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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IT’S HAPPENING! The original theatrical version of Star Wars is coming to theaters in 2027: youtu.be/qfXvdFcvhNY?...
IT'S HAPPENING! The Star Wars THEATRICAL EDITION is Coming to Theaters!
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December 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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---CHANGE OF PLANS!---

UnbALANced's evening fell through, so we're gonna get more RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 progress!

Tune in for rooting, tooting, and highly likely some cowboy shooting. We're LIVE right now!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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It's RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2, part shvifty-five!
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November 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Happy Black Friday for those who celebrate! Had a legit great time waiting overnight in the LITERALLY FREEZING COLD (32°F) for Record Store Day and got some scores!

And I can talk about it as I play TOTAL CHAOS cause I'm LIVE right now! How convenient!

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It's TOTAL CHAOS, part 3!
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November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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First and foremost: HAPPY THANKSGIVING, crazy Internet peeps!

Next and foreleast: I'm streaming! Not feeling Total Chaos after the Turkey Day bottle of Beringer's, so let's do COSTUME QUEST instead! I'm LIVE right now!

BONUS: 65" Mac & Cheese! WHY NOT?

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Finishing up COSTUME QUEST!
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November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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So Wednesday! Yeah! I was totally prepared for tonight--I didn't think it was Thursday at all! Really!

Starting a bit late with some TOTAL CHAOS. And a bonus: I'm gonna try to get the viral 65" Mac and Cheese!

WITNESS MY FAILURE! I'm LIVE right now.

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It's TOTAL CHAOS (Part 2)!
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November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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--SURPRISE STREAM INCOMING--

Our pal UnbALANced has circled the sun once again. So we're doing a Super Sekrit Burfday Stream!

We're pushing to finish RED DEAD 2 before the new year. Come for the game, stay for the "getting old" jokes. We're LIVE now!

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[SECRET BIRTHDAY STREAM!] Return with us to... RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2! (Part eleventy brazillion and one)
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November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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It's 9:30pm here, and I still haven't recovered from last night's Avatar show, so I'm making the call: no stream tonight.

You can catch our silliness from Saturday--the VOD is available.

Meanwhile, we'll see you Wednesday night with more TOTAL CHAOS!

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Your one-stop-shop for all things Geek. Retrogaming (Atari/Nintendo/Sega etc.) and current hot releases are exquisitely paired with various alcoholic beverages to create a curated, artisanal blend of ...
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November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Challenge... accepted. I'll use this as a warmup for Mariahpocalypse next year.

Side quest: avoid THAT *#&?@! CHRISTMAS SHOES SONG also. Almost ran my car off the road the first time I heard it. WTH

#Whamageddon
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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It's Saturday night! And that means... tomorrow's Sunday. But sometimes it means UnbALANced hangs out with The Breton (like tonight, for instance)!

So join us for Alien Tequila from Area 51 (no, really!) and RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2. We're LIVE right now!

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Return with us to... RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2! (Part eleventy brazillion)
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November 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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I'M BACK FROM VEGAS--It's streamin' time!

I'll finish Costume Quest soon. But tonight I've got a brand new horror game (launched yesterday) by... ATARI?!? It's the inexplicably-named TOTAL CHAOS! Join for the screams, stay for the Area 51 pics. LIVE now!

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It's TOTAL CHAOS from Atari! (Part 1)
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November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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New: Google has chosen a side in Trump's mass deportation campaign. Google is hosting a CBP facial recognition app to hunt immigrants; no indication Google will remove. At same time Google takes down apps for reporting ICE sightings

“Big tech has made their choice”

www.404media.co/google-has-c...
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
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November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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It's just science.
star trek deep space nine fan art illustration of Jadzia Dax. Her arms are crossed in front of her, she looks annoyed. To the right, the colorful text says "trans people existing does nothing negative to your life you cry baby bitch."
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Every ad now
[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM