Brian Lowell
@brilowell.bsky.social
Dumb sports tweets fueled by schadenfreude
Ultimate 🥏 Player
'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Evangelist
Giants/Rangers/Mets
Liverpool Football Club #YNWA
Beat Navy
PRIMARY EVERY DEMOCRAT
Ultimate 🥏 Player
'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Evangelist
Giants/Rangers/Mets
Liverpool Football Club #YNWA
Beat Navy
PRIMARY EVERY DEMOCRAT
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1. Pearl Jam
2. Actually it's basically only Pearl Jam, Eddie Vedder's voice makes me want to die
2. Actually it's basically only Pearl Jam, Eddie Vedder's voice makes me want to die
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
February 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
1. Pearl Jam
2. Actually it's basically only Pearl Jam, Eddie Vedder's voice makes me want to die
2. Actually it's basically only Pearl Jam, Eddie Vedder's voice makes me want to die
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we've got Schumer calling for Miller's head, folks
we're dragging them kicking and screaming in the right direction, keep it up
we're dragging them kicking and screaming in the right direction, keep it up
Schumer calls for Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller to be removed from their jobs.
January 28, 2026 at 7:26 PM
we've got Schumer calling for Miller's head, folks
we're dragging them kicking and screaming in the right direction, keep it up
we're dragging them kicking and screaming in the right direction, keep it up
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Santa Cruz, by Peter Doig, 2025
January 25, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Santa Cruz, by Peter Doig, 2025
I've seen Zoom backgrounds with better quality than these yard markers
January 25, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I've seen Zoom backgrounds with better quality than these yard markers
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The lie is going to be “he was reaching for my gun.”
January 24, 2026 at 4:13 PM
The lie is going to be “he was reaching for my gun.”
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Ok who the fuck unplugged Dom's controller?
January 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Ok who the fuck unplugged Dom's controller?
The fuck is up with these premier league balls? I've seen more popped in one week than I have the rest of my life combined
January 12, 2026 at 8:02 PM
The fuck is up with these premier league balls? I've seen more popped in one week than I have the rest of my life combined
Not even a hint of a celebration, Dom? 🤣
Anyway, that's our next captain
Anyway, that's our next captain
January 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Not even a hint of a celebration, Dom? 🤣
Anyway, that's our next captain
Anyway, that's our next captain
Omg they scored too quickly
January 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Omg they scored too quickly
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Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
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Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.
Real hangover football vibes today
January 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Real hangover football vibes today
December 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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the main reward you are likely to get for total loyalty to trump is the destruction of your career and your reputation www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/n...
Elise Stefanik Drops Out of N.Y. Governor’s Race and Will Leave Congress
www.nytimes.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
the main reward you are likely to get for total loyalty to trump is the destruction of your career and your reputation www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/n...
I'm over these late field goals
Colts-Seahawks: long late field goals :: Giants-Eagles: Tush push
Colts-Seahawks: long late field goals :: Giants-Eagles: Tush push
December 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'm over these late field goals
Colts-Seahawks: long late field goals :: Giants-Eagles: Tush push
Colts-Seahawks: long late field goals :: Giants-Eagles: Tush push
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I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
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So, BYU was penalized for getting blown out in its conference championship game (dropped one spot). Which allowed Miami to move up and get compared directly to Notre Dame.
But Alabama was not penalized for getting blown out in its conference championship game.
But Alabama was not penalized for getting blown out in its conference championship game.
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
So, BYU was penalized for getting blown out in its conference championship game (dropped one spot). Which allowed Miami to move up and get compared directly to Notre Dame.
But Alabama was not penalized for getting blown out in its conference championship game.
But Alabama was not penalized for getting blown out in its conference championship game.
December 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped.
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped.
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
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i'm actually struck by how pete hegseth isn't just a cowardly man but a capital-c Coward. a guy who gets off on abusing and hurting people he thinks are weaker than him and then tries to run and hide when there might be consequences
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
i'm actually struck by how pete hegseth isn't just a cowardly man but a capital-c Coward. a guy who gets off on abusing and hurting people he thinks are weaker than him and then tries to run and hide when there might be consequences