Madison Isaacson
@bringmethesurmisin.bsky.social
She/her
COYS
Mostly Canadian
More anxiety than human at this point
Cat lady and forever shitty emo kid (sorry mom)
COYS
Mostly Canadian
More anxiety than human at this point
Cat lady and forever shitty emo kid (sorry mom)
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Spurs may have been awful, but watching 2 smug talentless inexplicably popular morons get their faces panned in has really lifted my sporting mood. Well done, everyone.
to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.
December 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Spurs may have been awful, but watching 2 smug talentless inexplicably popular morons get their faces panned in has really lifted my sporting mood. Well done, everyone.
I was supposed to call my parents at halftime during the Eagles game last night so we could light our chanukkiahs together. I asked my husband during a commercial break, "Is it halftime?" My 4yo stepdaughter goes "No, it's Chanukkah"
I mean, she's not wrong.
I mean, she's not wrong.
December 21, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I was supposed to call my parents at halftime during the Eagles game last night so we could light our chanukkiahs together. I asked my husband during a commercial break, "Is it halftime?" My 4yo stepdaughter goes "No, it's Chanukkah"
I mean, she's not wrong.
I mean, she's not wrong.
My parents have an electric chanukkiah and lost power last night. This is why you need to also have an acoustic
December 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My parents have an electric chanukkiah and lost power last night. This is why you need to also have an acoustic
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What light from yonder window breaks?
It is my cat who once again
Has knocked the goddamn curtain down
It is my cat who once again
Has knocked the goddamn curtain down
December 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
What light from yonder window breaks?
It is my cat who once again
Has knocked the goddamn curtain down
It is my cat who once again
Has knocked the goddamn curtain down
This is probably the fifth time this exact ad has come across my feed and I uh...yeah, not really sure what to say about this one, guys
December 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This is probably the fifth time this exact ad has come across my feed and I uh...yeah, not really sure what to say about this one, guys
Wait I forgot my shirt, here we go
December 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Wait I forgot my shirt, here we go
Start em young. Archimedes says COYS
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Start em young. Archimedes says COYS
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Hanging out with babies rules. This guy is the size of a Build A Bear and he's never even seen anything before. He just got here!
December 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Hanging out with babies rules. This guy is the size of a Build A Bear and he's never even seen anything before. He just got here!
I'll do you one better and do it in two words:
Tottenham wins
Tottenham wins
December 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I'll do you one better and do it in two words:
Tottenham wins
Tottenham wins
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Not only teenagers, in fact, but all children.
Today I am once again making loads of new Bluesky friends by insisting on one of my most sincerely held beliefs that makes way too many people fucking furious: that teenagers are autonomous beings who are not their parents' property and who possess independent volition and interiority
December 14, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Not only teenagers, in fact, but all children.
Update, there's a guy and his name is the "Hungarian version of someone from the US being named Joe America"
So, that is now how familiar I am with Hungarian politics.
So, that is now how familiar I am with Hungarian politics.
December 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Update, there's a guy and his name is the "Hungarian version of someone from the US being named Joe America"
So, that is now how familiar I am with Hungarian politics.
So, that is now how familiar I am with Hungarian politics.
Sitting on the couch, watching Nurse Jackie, husband leans over to me and goes "ok how familiar are you with Hungarian politics"
Will update once I have any idea where this is going.
Will update once I have any idea where this is going.
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Sitting on the couch, watching Nurse Jackie, husband leans over to me and goes "ok how familiar are you with Hungarian politics"
Will update once I have any idea where this is going.
Will update once I have any idea where this is going.
My husband always convinces me to post things on here and swears they're gonna get a bunch of likes and then they get zero traction but then he reposts them so they get like....10 likes so I feel like a superstar
True love, y'all
True love, y'all
December 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My husband always convinces me to post things on here and swears they're gonna get a bunch of likes and then they get zero traction but then he reposts them so they get like....10 likes so I feel like a superstar
True love, y'all
True love, y'all
The real question is who wears the pajamas in your relationship
December 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The real question is who wears the pajamas in your relationship
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Starting to feel sorry for Canucks fans again. It’s been like 20 years. You pray for times like these and then feel terrible when they come. Kind of
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Starting to feel sorry for Canucks fans again. It’s been like 20 years. You pray for times like these and then feel terrible when they come. Kind of
Am a new mom, have gone from big titty goth girlfriend to big spitty goth girlfriend bc I am constantly covered in partially digested milk
This is not good for my brand
This is not good for my brand
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Am a new mom, have gone from big titty goth girlfriend to big spitty goth girlfriend bc I am constantly covered in partially digested milk
This is not good for my brand
This is not good for my brand
BEEF JURGY
November 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
BEEF JURGY
Reading the "Personal Life" sections of all the Eagles players' wiki pages and most of them are long and include their religion, family, charitable initiatives, etc. Cam Jurgens' is one sentence. And man, it could not be a better sentence.
November 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Reading the "Personal Life" sections of all the Eagles players' wiki pages and most of them are long and include their religion, family, charitable initiatives, etc. Cam Jurgens' is one sentence. And man, it could not be a better sentence.
Today's goal is don't go into labor at a Philly ska show. Wish me luck.
October 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Today's goal is don't go into labor at a Philly ska show. Wish me luck.
Excited to have this baby for many reasons but mainly because I *will* be bringing him to an eagles game and I *will* be putting him in a tiny Swoop costume and it *will* be the cutest thing ever
September 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Excited to have this baby for many reasons but mainly because I *will* be bringing him to an eagles game and I *will* be putting him in a tiny Swoop costume and it *will* be the cutest thing ever
My super abusive ex who used to beat me was a Chiefs fan, and now I'm married and in the happiest, healthiest relationship I've ever experienced and my husband is a die-hard Eagles fan. Coincidence? I think not. Go Birds.
September 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My super abusive ex who used to beat me was a Chiefs fan, and now I'm married and in the happiest, healthiest relationship I've ever experienced and my husband is a die-hard Eagles fan. Coincidence? I think not. Go Birds.
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[On the dreariest day we've had in weeks]
My wife: Isn't the weather so beautiful?
My wife: Isn't the weather so beautiful?
September 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
[On the dreariest day we've had in weeks]
My wife: Isn't the weather so beautiful?
My wife: Isn't the weather so beautiful?
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Dean Cain, when he got home from training camp—
August 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Dean Cain, when he got home from training camp—
Obviously I'm biased but Spurs are such a physically hot team and nothing emphasizes that more than when we play against Man City what with Haaland, who looks strikingly like the personification of the Charlie Kirk meme, Phil Foden, the malevolent child and Pep, who looks like evil Shel Silverstein
August 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Obviously I'm biased but Spurs are such a physically hot team and nothing emphasizes that more than when we play against Man City what with Haaland, who looks strikingly like the personification of the Charlie Kirk meme, Phil Foden, the malevolent child and Pep, who looks like evil Shel Silverstein