Friendly Neighborhood Biter-Man
@brobelow.bsky.social
Plotting and scheming, a mastermind at work
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My stupid chud son kept saying "great... More Christmasslop" after opening every one of his presents until he opened his last one (a new ipad) and said "gem alert!!" and kept looking at me with his mouth agape while pretending to pull a lever
He's 28... Fuck my stupid chungus Christmas 🤦♀️
He's 28... Fuck my stupid chungus Christmas 🤦♀️
December 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My stupid chud son kept saying "great... More Christmasslop" after opening every one of his presents until he opened his last one (a new ipad) and said "gem alert!!" and kept looking at me with his mouth agape while pretending to pull a lever
He's 28... Fuck my stupid chungus Christmas 🤦♀️
He's 28... Fuck my stupid chungus Christmas 🤦♀️
If they made me mayor I’d pull an NYC with $40 tolls, with the exception that you can pass for free if you solve my riddles three
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If they made me mayor I’d pull an NYC with $40 tolls, with the exception that you can pass for free if you solve my riddles three
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my life savings ...
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
my life savings ...
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im not a big "my tax dollars" guy but i do look forward to a day where my tax dollars are no longer paying for GS-15 salaries for 40 year old comms guys to post HELLO, BASED DEPARTMENT?? from the offical twitter account of the US Bureau of Engraving and Printing
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
im not a big "my tax dollars" guy but i do look forward to a day where my tax dollars are no longer paying for GS-15 salaries for 40 year old comms guys to post HELLO, BASED DEPARTMENT?? from the offical twitter account of the US Bureau of Engraving and Printing
tonight, we are all new yorkers
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
tonight, we are all new yorkers
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this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
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cuomo should challenge mamdani to a rematch
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
cuomo should challenge mamdani to a rematch
i could findom mr krabs if i really wanted to
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
i could findom mr krabs if i really wanted to
Possible recession indicator? I am currently stealing from a Wal Mart
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Possible recession indicator? I am currently stealing from a Wal Mart
we need a new type of scam for the bots. im bored of the old fads like web3, crypto, and pussy in bio spam. what if i could keep the coyotes away with One Simple Trick?
October 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
we need a new type of scam for the bots. im bored of the old fads like web3, crypto, and pussy in bio spam. what if i could keep the coyotes away with One Simple Trick?
star trek: ds9 has an episode open with a grand dignitary showing up to the space station and revealing he’s there to go into the holodeck and jack off
October 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
star trek: ds9 has an episode open with a grand dignitary showing up to the space station and revealing he’s there to go into the holodeck and jack off
thank you AI for making me appreciate ads for webtoons, bc at least they’re original
October 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
thank you AI for making me appreciate ads for webtoons, bc at least they’re original
if they just found microbial life on mars how did it carve that big face?
October 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
if they just found microbial life on mars how did it carve that big face?
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jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa.
deus ex npc: what's bofa?
jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.
deus ex npc: what's bofa?
jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.
September 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa.
deus ex npc: what's bofa?
jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.
deus ex npc: what's bofa?
jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.
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The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me
March 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me
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congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment
September 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment
can you do it again? i wasn’t looking
September 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
can you do it again? i wasn’t looking
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
was going for enlightenment for a while but DNF’d when there were no worldly possessions
September 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
was going for enlightenment for a while but DNF’d when there were no worldly possessions
i need a car that is exactly as long as it is wide so I can back into parallel parking spots
September 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i need a car that is exactly as long as it is wide so I can back into parallel parking spots
Just had a conversation about how not everyone in New Hampshire knows each other just bc my friend went to school with Ludwig, only to discover that a friend of a friend hit Rudy Giuliani with her car
September 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Just had a conversation about how not everyone in New Hampshire knows each other just bc my friend went to school with Ludwig, only to discover that a friend of a friend hit Rudy Giuliani with her car
ring cameras are really great for if you want a picture of your porch but can’t afford doordash
August 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
ring cameras are really great for if you want a picture of your porch but can’t afford doordash
@joshforboston.bsky.social let me design your flyers
August 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
@joshforboston.bsky.social let me design your flyers
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There have been some very scathing dissents over the years, but I can't think of one where the accusation is so bluntly made that the majority is a bunch of partisan hacks who are politically subservient to a president.
May this portion of the dissent by Ketanji Brown Jackson haunt John Roberts forever and be the final word on his tenure as Chief Justice.
August 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
There have been some very scathing dissents over the years, but I can't think of one where the accusation is so bluntly made that the majority is a bunch of partisan hacks who are politically subservient to a president.