J. Puma
@broccoliwizard.bsky.social
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He/Him | Cynic | Urban Forager | PNW Plant Nerd | Liminal Cartographer | Actually a Wizard | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 broccoliwizard.com | Liminal.earth
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broccoliwizard.bsky.social
The Cynics had five core principles:

1. Ἀρετή (Aretē) – Virtue as the Only Good
2. Αὐτάρκεια (Autarkeia) – Self-Sufficiency
3. Παραρρησία (Parrēsia) – Frank Speech
4. Ἀναίδεια (Anaideia) – Shamelessness
5. Κατὰ φύσιν ζῆν (Kata physin zēn) – Living According to Nature

These are the Way of the Dog.
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bretthamil.bsky.social
I've been clowning on Brandi Kruse for years and this clip makes her look far worse than anything i've ever said about her
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Brandi Kruse at today's "antifa violence roundtable" at the White House: "This is one of the reasons I recovered from it. By the way, it’s much better to not have TDS. I’m happier, healthier, more successful. I even think I got a little more attractive after I got rid of my Trump Derangement System"
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emilypothast.bsky.social
KATU TV, a Sinclair-owned Portland station, has started broadcasting a livestream of the ICE building to let viewers decide if what is happening warrants a military presence.

I just turned on the livestream and this is what I saw.
katu.com/watch
Picture of a building on an almost entirely empty street.
broccoliwizard.bsky.social
Another Seattle chud provided with a platform by good ol “both sides no matter the cost” NPR station @kuow.org . Guess mainstreaming Rufo wasn’t enough.
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Brandi Kruse at today's "antifa violence roundtable" at the White House: "This is one of the reasons I recovered from it. By the way, it’s much better to not have TDS. I’m happier, healthier, more successful. I even think I got a little more attractive after I got rid of my Trump Derangement System"
broccoliwizard.bsky.social
So I honestly find it kind of calming. It’s a wee bit spooky feeling around it sometimes, but overall it’s really benevolent.
broccoliwizard.bsky.social
Interestingly, it’s kind of the opposite! Our investigation kind of showed that the house was more part of the Genius Loci, and was ready to move on after having absorbed and witnessed so much trauma. I’ve always considered it more a gift from the Genius of the House than something of hers.
broccoliwizard.bsky.social
I have a brick from actual serial killer Linda Hazzard’s house. We were the last team to investigate her house before it was demolished, and the house let us take one! www.smithsonianmag.com/history/doct...
The Doctor Who Starved Her Patients to Death
Linda Hazzard killed as many as a dozen people in the early 20th century, and they paid willingly for it
www.smithsonianmag.com
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bretthamil.bsky.social
This is Tonight! Got some fun stuff planned
bretthamil.bsky.social
Joketellers Union is back at the Clock-Out WEDNESDAY. We've got perennial fave & South End OG **DEWA DORJE**
Join the party!
clockoutlounge.com/tm-event/emm...
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townhallseattle.bsky.social
10/17 at 7:30 PM | From the mind of @bretthamil.bsky.social comes Power Thru It!, a unique comedic talk show starring Burl Dirkman, his handyman alter ego. 🔨

Featuring special guests @mudede.bsky.social & Katie Wilson.

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broccoliwizard.bsky.social
Thinking a lot today about Nemesis and the Eumenides. Also, Stephen Miller looks a lot like I've always pictured Pentheus, ancient ruler of Thebes.

No particular reason I bring this up.
broccoliwizard.bsky.social
If you come into my replies trying to incite shit, I’ll assume you’re either a fed or an idiot and you’ll be instablocked.
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speedofhuman.bsky.social
Set a good example, resign & do some volunteer work in your community. Take a minimum wage job in a community that used to be in your beat. Go back to school and get retrained in a social services career. You don’t have to “use” the degree—most of us don’t.
broccoliwizard.bsky.social
If you are one of those legendary “good cops” I keep hearing about, now is your time to SHINE! What are you waiting for?
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disasterqueer.bsky.social
Very interested to know what our own TAG plans...
sabrinarina.bsky.social
Oregon National Guard Adjutant General, General Gronewold says if they are federalized, that he will advise the Title 10 commander to utilize National Guard Troops to PROTECT protesters at ICE facilities. This is the right answer.
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sabrinarina.bsky.social
Oregon National Guard Adjutant General, General Gronewold says if they are federalized, that he will advise the Title 10 commander to utilize National Guard Troops to PROTECT protesters at ICE facilities. This is the right answer.
broccoliwizard.bsky.social
If you are one of those legendary “good cops” I keep hearing about, now is your time to SHINE! What are you waiting for?
broccoliwizard.bsky.social
Yeah, I repost my own work if I think it’s good, what of it? You should do the same.
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broccoliwizard.bsky.social
People don’t realize that “Wizard” is as gender-neutral in origin as “Witch.” All it means is “Smart-Ass.” Anybody can be a wizard.
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bartenderhemry.bsky.social
If my leaked text messages made it clear that I was condemning people to homelessness out of spite despite still using taxpayer money for empty hotel rooms I would simply resign
broccoliwizard.bsky.social
Pretty decent aronia harvest from one bush. They’re so easy to grow and so productive— thinking of getting a few more bushes.
A green bowl filled with numerous small black berries, some with tiny red stems. The berries are densely packed and appear shiny.
broccoliwizard.bsky.social
Of course you’d say that on the night of the Yellow Bone Newt Moon.
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andyoregon.bsky.social
Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies