Ex-Parrot⚜️
@broken.com
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May tinker with cameras, motorbikes, and infosec automation when not being antisocial. See also: @notalenthack.org
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broken.com
I've been in tech since the mid 90s, and I've met one person who was into the windows event system.

In that same timespan I've met dozens of people who had a C&B torture fetish

If I had to choose between the two, I'd reach for the meat tenderizer every time
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I can't even picture him getting hard (bad mental image!) for anything other than thinking of genocide. I can't speak for the ladies out there either, but he doesn't seem very arousing either.

.... so are we sure Elon hasn't been hanging around his wife (plot twist: he has)?
broken.com
Oh no no, Arch was SO yesterday. The distro hopping hipster drug of eye searing colorized console choice these days is CachyOS

Just like Arch but with more buzzwords and less stability!
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ericacbarnett.bsky.social
I'm sitting in the auditorium at Seattle University, watching the KOMO-sponsored debate with moderators Joni Balter and Chris Daniels. Loving that the audience seems to be largely students!
broken.com
Can't get publicly humiliated by Putin and that Temu Winnie the Pooh looking bastard if nobody's left to watch the logs, right? #infosec
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paullecomtephoto.nz
Fantail Falls, the 75ft falls where Fantail Creek meets Awarua (the Haast River) just west of Tioripātea (Haast Pass).

South Westland rainforest #GreatNZRoadie #Nikon
A waterfall not named after a birds tail, but simply that the base fans outwards.  A waterfall surrounded in native NZ rainforest.
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lolajovan.com
Take a walk through the Mitchell Point tunnel with us!

#tunnels #columbiarivergorge #hike #oregon #love
broken.com
Where the hell is his neck
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pipapipia.bsky.social
I am in a place of high mountains and valleys at 1800m. altitude. Everything is so wonderful.😘💙
broken.com
It's a free country, and you don't need Jim the Porta Potty Guy's permission to knock them over (door down) once the National Guard person enters.
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tdklein.bsky.social
empty alleys
doors are barred
the hearths are cold

silence falls, to
mingle with
memory's haze

shades, like ghosts
upon a strangers face -
do stones remember?

#senryu
#haiku
#micropoetry
#poetry
#PeopleOfBluesky
#classicmono
#monochrome
#streetphotography
#blackandwhite
#photography
#EastCoastKin
b/w picture of a narrow, medieval alley, in a small town, Quercy. Built with the shining limestone of southern France - a lone woman is walking from the clear light into the falling dark, looking up, veiled by autumn's shades - October 2024
broken.com
It seems fitting these days. Society, humanity, tech, and me - everything's
just kinda broken
broken.com
Oh that's nice - looks a little like the southern part of the cascades loop (which is currently on fire). I'll add that one to my todo list - thanks!
broken.com
Thanks! I might have to check it out in the car first

With squids and wrecks and impounding it sounds like Chuckanut Dr just south of you - there's usually some sort of cop drama going on if it's a weekend
broken.com
If you had to name a good backroad for riding up there, what would it be? I've been in WA four years now and keep meaning to visit BC but always get sidetracked
broken.com
Wallace Falls #waterfallwednesday #photography

Alt-Text courtesy of David Attenborough.
Upper Wallace Falls in Gold Bar, WA. iPhone 15 Pro.

<attenborough> 
Few know that Gold Bar is "The Official Meth Capital of the Pacific Northwest", and the pure glacial water of the Wallace River, fed by Wallace Falls in this image, is the secret ingredient. 

The "magic" in this water isn't actually magic at all, but bear feces. The bears eat meth enthusiasts when they venture into the forest, and the blood of the local Washingtonians - enriched by a potent mixture of THC, methamphetamine, and psilocybin - enters the bear's digestive system, which is later excreted into the Wallace River in a highly concentrated form. 

This hallucinogen filled water is then recycled back into meth, and thus begins anew The Circle of Meth! 
</attenborough>
broken.com
This is why interns exist. They may not be able to fix it for you, but their suffering will make you feel better
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broken.com
🎵Because I'm still in love with you 🎵
🎵On this harvest moon 🎵

(lyrics in alt text)
Come a little bit closer
Hear what I have to say
Just like children sleepin'
We could dream this night away

But there's a full moon risin'
Let's go dancin' in the light
We know where the music's playin'
Let's go out and feel the night

Because I'm still in love with you
I want to see you dance again
Because I'm still in love with you
On this harvest moon

When we were strangers
I watched you from afar
When we were lovers
I loved you with all my heart

But now it's gettin' late
And the moon is climbin' high
I want to celebrate
See it shinin' in your eye

Because I'm still in love with you
I want to see you dance again
Because I'm still in love with you
On this harvest moon

Because I'm still in love with you
I want to see you dance again
Because I'm still in love with you
On this harvest moon
broken.com
And FWIW PBS streaming is excellent, even the free tier
broken.com
The circle of life:

Piracy -> the golden era of streaming -> enshittification and sucking up to politicians -> back to piracy
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wolfgangwhyte.bsky.social
A cloud-high turret of Castle Mountain on a frosty Mountain Monday ᨒ

#MountainMonday #PhotographersOfBluesky #photography #bluesky #photo #landscape #art #nature #classicmono #mono #monochrome #bw #bnw #blackandwhite #mountains
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bringatrailer.bsky.social
See this Kaase "Boss Nine"-powered 1969 Ford Mustang SportsRoof listed now on BaT!

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1969-ford-mustang-213/