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stephencollins.bsky.social
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[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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denshattack.bsky.social
Flip, trick & grind through a vibrant Japanese dystopia in Denshattack! Outsmart rival crews, crush a shady megacorp, and reclaim the rails with pure skill, speed & style. 🚅✨

🎮 Wishlist now: fireshinegames.co.uk/Denshattack/
August 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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fabraz.bsky.social
Just having a moment.
May 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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aleha84.bsky.social
Evening winter courtyard
March 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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treasurebooru.bsky.social
練習帳
February 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
brokenchatbot.bsky.social
the finale of DRV3 which basically grilled all the fans and told them to fuck off was the only right way to end the stagnating franchise
January 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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invoxiplaygames.uk
Virtual Insanity's music video, with the lyric caption "Oh, now there is no sound" pointing to the Linux mascot, Tux. Linux is bad with audio
November 12, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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shubbabang.bsky.social
November 29, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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hadaskotek.bsky.social
Please. My son. He has never been fed.
Doobie the gray cat sits in front of his empty food bowl and looks pleadingly at the camera. He has never been fed in his whole entire life.
November 26, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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falseknees.bsky.social
Kneesvember Day 26 (1/2)
November 27, 2024 at 5:02 AM
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ladyjenpool.bsky.social
When your relatives start arguing at Thanksgiving, calmly grab your favorite serving bowl of food like you're going to the kitchen to refill it, and just don't come back. Quietly escape with your favorite food.

This has been survival tips with Jen.
November 26, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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figburn.com
game of the year
November 20, 2024 at 2:41 AM
brokenchatbot.bsky.social
mfw trying to calm myself down - You did everything you could - We both know this is a lie
November 20, 2024 at 12:12 PM
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adamcsharp.bsky.social
Many commentators say that vigilante groups are never the answer. But they clearly don't know about the masked Ecuadorian trio named “Acción Ortográfica Quito,” who roam the streets at night with a singular purpose: to correct all the spelling and grammar mistakes they find in graffiti.
An example of Acción Ortográfica Quito doing the Lord's work (graffiti on a wall corrected with red spray paint)
November 15, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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fivetimessix.bsky.social
😂
November 12, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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veafill.bsky.social
trying to study how to draw clouds
November 10, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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paulisci.bsky.social
Kids today are too rude.
KIDS TODAY ARE TOO RUDE 2020s: SIRI STATE OF AFFAIRS Voice assistants Siri and Alexa are making kids rude and antisocial, scientists fear. 2010s: "When we talk about today's children, one thing we always say, with no degree of righteousness, is today's children are rude. 2000s: Kids today are rude 1990s: About 70 percent of the country believes kids today are rude and have no morals - a very low number; it should be around 90 per cent. 1980s: CHILDREN ARE RUDER AND NASTIER 1970s: Beattie notes, "Kids are disrespectful. It's a sign of the times. We can, and should, expect the same until society changes," he said. 1960s: Reader Calls Kids Rude 1950s: It is true that kids are less respectful than they used to? Back in the Coolidge administration kids used to call their parents' friends "Mr. and Mrs." 1940s: Young Folks Often Rude 1930s: "Children today are noisy and rude. In my childhood we had to be quiet and courteous," a mother writes. 1920s: ARE OUR CHILDREN GROWING RUDER? WHAT CAN THE ADULT DO TO PROTECT HIMSELF? 1910s: Sequence of Bad Mannered Children Ill-Mannered Youths 1900s: Advocates of the new order of things deny that it will make the children disrespectful and point out that when the youngster is at home and is asked: "Willie will you have another piece of pie?" he should reply "No, mother I have had sufficient." 1890s: CHILDREN'S MANNERS In the English press a discussion has arisen over the question -- Have children's manners declined? The conclusion generally reached by those who have taken part in the debate is that behavior is worse or appears to be worse. 1860s: Alas! what do we see with a frequency painfully significant in these days -- children insolent and disobedient -- even young men of whom we might justly expect better things -- impudent, contemptuous of age and experience, self-willed and swaggering -- frequenters of the tempting saloon and easy dupes of vice and crime! Is prosperity to be expected for them?
November 10, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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spacetwinks.bsky.social
cutting back to soda instead of energy drinks works better with my adhd meds (i still need some caffeine or i get big time withdrawal headaches), but mannnnnn i just like the tea and lemonade monster flavor too much
November 10, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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16pxl.bsky.social
long walks during sunset ✨

#pixelart
A golden sunset with a large cumulonimbus cloud shining gold against a pink sky. Theres trees, and a powerpole with a light in the foreground. The moon is setting in the background. A deep purple and pink sunset, showing a suburban scene overlooking the ocean. There's a powerline and houses in the foreground with palm trees. There's a distant moon setting on the horizon.
November 9, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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xkcd.com
Probabilistic Uncertainty xkcd.com/3007
November 5, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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kyezzzz.bsky.social
#oc #art
November 3, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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danshive.bsky.social
The most realistic villains to write are just selfish jerks.

I know critics want depth and uncomfortable relatability, but "dude just wants wealth and power, and is willing to step on others to get it" might be the most relevant to reality villains in existence.
October 29, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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shindigs.bsky.social
I created new scenes for my DJ stream overlays.

One scene is a POV of being elbow to elbow in the crowd, barely seeing the stage.

There's a dance floor scene where I can reveal a different emote dancer depending on the song.
October 28, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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criscal.net
𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎?! #𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚑𝚢
𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎?! #𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚑𝚢 ©️𝙲𝚛𝚒𝚜 𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚗. 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚁𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚍.
October 27, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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paulacheshire.bsky.social
Happy Monday! #comic
1srt panel: A woman looking at herself in the mirror with a confident pose. 2nd panel: She asks herself "Are you ready?" 3rd panel: The reflection says "You know I'm not" with a big smile and gun fingers, with a lot of confidence. 4th panel: The woman answers "Yes... I know" with much less confidence.
October 28, 2024 at 10:01 AM