Gretchen Peeners
@brokeyoke.bsky.social
MDNI | 24 | they/she
disorganized perfectionist
disorganized perfectionist
Pinned
yo have you ever heard "the drums?" connects aux, opens garageband
don't ask don't tell but it's we don't have to ask we can tell
December 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
don't ask don't tell but it's we don't have to ask we can tell
they call me yuletide carol the way I don gay apparel
December 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
they call me yuletide carol the way I don gay apparel
I'm a god fearing hard working combine driver but to the tune of dolly parton's 9 to 5
boy I sure wish I knew someone who liked to make stupid mashups
boy I sure wish I knew someone who liked to make stupid mashups
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I'm a god fearing hard working combine driver but to the tune of dolly parton's 9 to 5
boy I sure wish I knew someone who liked to make stupid mashups
boy I sure wish I knew someone who liked to make stupid mashups
lettuce no lettuce no lettuce no
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
lettuce no lettuce no lettuce no
somebody waits for you, kisser wuntz for me
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
somebody waits for you, kisser wuntz for me
have a holly jolly chris
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
have a holly jolly chris
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Paul Anka, thanks so much for agreeing to do a rare interview. No one has seen or heard from you in at least 40 years. I know you're a busy man so I'll just get right to the burning question that the world has been dying to know the answer to: What was Frank Sinatra's penis like?
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Paul Anka, thanks so much for agreeing to do a rare interview. No one has seen or heard from you in at least 40 years. I know you're a busy man so I'll just get right to the burning question that the world has been dying to know the answer to: What was Frank Sinatra's penis like?
she whomp on my whomp whomp til I ayayeah
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
she whomp on my whomp whomp til I ayayeah
I feel like ai is a tool for averages and it should be treated as such.
that's why ai is mid
also I feel like it's just a distillation of the pattern of the internet which already accelerated and shows the pattern
the world is fucking psychotic, trying to remind myself there is beauty as well
that's why ai is mid
also I feel like it's just a distillation of the pattern of the internet which already accelerated and shows the pattern
the world is fucking psychotic, trying to remind myself there is beauty as well
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I feel like ai is a tool for averages and it should be treated as such.
that's why ai is mid
also I feel like it's just a distillation of the pattern of the internet which already accelerated and shows the pattern
the world is fucking psychotic, trying to remind myself there is beauty as well
that's why ai is mid
also I feel like it's just a distillation of the pattern of the internet which already accelerated and shows the pattern
the world is fucking psychotic, trying to remind myself there is beauty as well
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With the start of the semester around the corner, we're excited to share (some of) our upcoming events for the 2025-26 academic year!
Mark your calendars 📅 for these panel discussions, each are open the public and HYBRID. CART will be provided.
Learn more and register at the link in our bio 🔗
Mark your calendars 📅 for these panel discussions, each are open the public and HYBRID. CART will be provided.
Learn more and register at the link in our bio 🔗
August 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
With the start of the semester around the corner, we're excited to share (some of) our upcoming events for the 2025-26 academic year!
Mark your calendars 📅 for these panel discussions, each are open the public and HYBRID. CART will be provided.
Learn more and register at the link in our bio 🔗
Mark your calendars 📅 for these panel discussions, each are open the public and HYBRID. CART will be provided.
Learn more and register at the link in our bio 🔗
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Don't act like there isn't a crisis. Act like it isn't the last crisis you will ever face.
August 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Don't act like there isn't a crisis. Act like it isn't the last crisis you will ever face.
Edinburgh I am inside you
August 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Edinburgh I am inside you
my phone is now only slightly chaotic but this one's cute. am I giving out too much information about myself
July 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
my phone is now only slightly chaotic but this one's cute. am I giving out too much information about myself
i wonder how you wind up with the gig of being a patient for the Snapchat version of doctor pimple popper. like that is such an alternative reality for me. If anyone has insights I'm genuinely curious
July 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
i wonder how you wind up with the gig of being a patient for the Snapchat version of doctor pimple popper. like that is such an alternative reality for me. If anyone has insights I'm genuinely curious
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Boyle's Law to the OceanGate Titan:
July 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Boyle's Law to the OceanGate Titan:
made my phone look chaotically inconsistent to cope with the impossibility of perfection and the nature of being
July 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
made my phone look chaotically inconsistent to cope with the impossibility of perfection and the nature of being
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I read somewhere that happier people replace "I'm sorry" with "Thank you" like "Sorry for talking so much" becomes "Thank you for listening". All that being said thank you for letting me finish on your leg 10 seconds in.
March 18, 2024 at 4:17 AM
I read somewhere that happier people replace "I'm sorry" with "Thank you" like "Sorry for talking so much" becomes "Thank you for listening". All that being said thank you for letting me finish on your leg 10 seconds in.
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Checking the Telegraphs class verification interactive tool every couple of hours to see if the 5 pheasants I strategically placed around the estate have tricked their algorithm
July 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Checking the Telegraphs class verification interactive tool every couple of hours to see if the 5 pheasants I strategically placed around the estate have tricked their algorithm
smoking the joint from both ends
June 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM
smoking the joint from both ends
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are any Edinburgh queers on here that wanna text me
May 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
are any Edinburgh queers on here that wanna text me
do you ever smoke a cigarette and then it reminds you of all the times you smoked a cigarette and the people you did that with and then you're on the verge of tears or just me
June 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
do you ever smoke a cigarette and then it reminds you of all the times you smoked a cigarette and the people you did that with and then you're on the verge of tears or just me
Kia souls are gonna be so cool in like 10 years istg and when it happens I will be like guys i liked this in 2017 and then everyone will clap and congratulate me for being an agp hipster
June 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Kia souls are gonna be so cool in like 10 years istg and when it happens I will be like guys i liked this in 2017 and then everyone will clap and congratulate me for being an agp hipster
why are men hot when they cry and ask for a hug asking for a friend
May 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
why are men hot when they cry and ask for a hug asking for a friend