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34. They/them she/her. Just an artist trying to make it! Also I’m funny
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the nice woman at this coffee shop in OKC just brought me another cold brew "just because!" and I smiled and said "thank you!" and now the Visions will come
January 23, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
January 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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problematic rage gap. only one person in the dynamic is consumed by vengeance
January 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Turned the teal blue with some leftover pink dye!
January 15, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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it’s tough trying to be fergalicious in these trying times
January 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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tomatoads on the vine 🍅 🐸
January 7, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing
January 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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nobody talks about the 9/11 playstation demo disc
January 8, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Let the intrusive thoughts win and finally bleached and dyed all my hair
January 7, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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Gamers. It’s time
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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i think tech deck should be in the olympics
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Santa Confirms He Will No Longer Be Gifting Xbox Consoles
Santa Confirms He Will No Longer Be Gifting Xbox Consoles - Hard Drive
NORTH POLE — Immortal elf Santa Claus confirmed that Xbox consoles will no longer be included in his yearly gift distribution event... Continue this tale
hard-drive.net
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Google now suggests ‘Wicked Witch’ when users search for Madame Morrible:

“Flip it around… Did you mean: wicked witch”
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i haven't really done an update because i don't really have anything new to share since i've been hiding in my house! neonazis took over the local legoland so yeah living in texas still kinda sucks!
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Season 2 Episode 28 - Frame 603 out of 2785
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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#ScoobyDoo
December 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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usahana scissors 💫
December 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Will I be able to follow the plot of Metroid Prime Beyond if I haven't played Metroid Prime Bed and Metroid Prime Bath?
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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On next week's episode, we finally chat about the GOAT.
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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My orange boy is perfect; he restores my soul
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of blue, I fear no evil, for orange is with me
His hiss and his slorp, they comfort me
He prepares a hairball before me in the presence of guests
My cup runneth over. Please take your paw out of my cup
December 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM