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Probably working or playing video games or chasing a two year old around or watching sports.
“EA to shutdown game that they’ve already come out with four other of the exact same
game of since its launch on June 30th” because it’s Madden 21.

I’m so tired of clickbait journalism.

Do. Better.

gamerant.com/ea-games-shu... EA Game Shutting Down on June 30
EA Game Shutting Down on June 30
On Monday, June 30, publisher EA is ending online multiplayer functionality for yet another one of its games.
gamerant.com
June 2, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I know it was a long shot but I was really hoping for a Timberwolves-Knicks finals, even though I assumed it was gonna be what it is.
#NBASky
June 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I wanna start watching and rooting for college sports. My ala mater isn’t in any big conferences so give me a team to root for. #CollegeSportsSky
May 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I’m convinced we’re living in a simulation because why tf are we bringing back the ice bucket challenge?
April 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I’m a Sacramento Kings fan, Sacramento Republic FC fan, and a Los Angeles Dodgers fan and they’re all currently playing right now. My brain is in overload.
April 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Honestly feel like Jimmy Butler’s love for the game is back as a Warrior. That was impressive. I know there’s “playoff Jimmy” but I’ve been enjoying watching him play since he’s arrived in the Bay. #nbasky
April 16, 2025 at 5:02 AM
While I firmly believe that google is free and should be used, there are just some things I don’t wanna sift through 5 completely different answers and/or other people’s opinions of before coming to an answer.

Or, you know, misinformation.

My brain is already foggy af.
April 13, 2025 at 8:38 AM
This is so embarrassing. You’re the defending champs.
#Dodgers
April 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you start your video out by yelling or accusing me of something I didn’t do, I’m not staying to watch.
April 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
They’re only being slept on because everyone sees Texas as a football school. When I think Longhorns, I don’t think about being 16 and my grandfather yelling “hook em horns” for either one of their basketball teams, just their football teams. Texas is a football state in my mind.
Texas won 31 games in the regular season and earned a No. 1 seed in the 2025 women's NCAA Tournament.

But are the Longhorns being slept on?
March 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
At urgent care (I’m okay just need medical assistance for a minor thing) and I’m waiting in line to check in. And someone just said to me “you look too young to be sitting in a bench in line.”

I have fibromyalgia and early onset osteoarthritis in my knees. Mind the business that keeps you Karen. 🙄
March 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
New season, new season membership. Let’s go Sacramento Republic FC!
March 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Sports fans are funny because they are either superstitious af or don’t give af. I’ve been seeing a lot of “Lakers in 5” and “Celtics in 4” and I’m over here holding my breath about the reigning World Series Champs in spring training.
March 6, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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JuJu Watkins had 38 points, 11 rebounds, 5 assists and 8 blocks last time USC played UCLA

No other D-I woman has done that since at least 2002-03

No D-I man since at least 2010-11

No WNBA player ever

No NBA player since Hakeem Olajuwon (see pic)
March 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
At this point just put all the NBA players in a draft and switch everything up. Jonas Valanciunas to Sacramento? What? Wow.
February 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
No words. This doesn’t make any sense for either team if you think about it.
#nbasky #lakers #mavs
February 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
2025 has already been a lot. Can we not make it some sort of weird fever dream?
February 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I will never understand how my two year old will go from wildly awake to dead asleep in a matter of seconds.

Maybe I don’t have to understand, sleep tight little one.
February 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Playing video games while high is fun because this is 100% what came out of my mouth playing NBA 2k just a moment ago:

“I’d like a triple double with a side of wtf is Paul George doing?”
January 23, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I’m gonna laugh if it’s another KC-PHI Super Bowl again this year. The season after Jason Kelce retired. 😅
Saquon Barkley has been Mr. Consistent for the Philadelphia Eagles this season.

Today was Barkley's 13th game with 100 or more rushing yards, one game shy of Barry Sanders' NFL record of 14 games during the 1997 season.

Game reactions ⤵️

www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...
Saquon Barkley, Eagles hold on to beat Rams, advance to NFC title game: Live updates and reaction from NFL divisional round playoffs
Philadelphia will host the Commanders next weekend after Barkley rushed for 205 yards and two touchdowns and the Eagles defense recovered two key fumbles
www.nytimes.com
January 20, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Something I know no other sports fan will care about but I can’t stop thinking about it:

I’m tired of trade rumors. Either do and then announce it or don’t. I’m tired of these click bait headlines.

And this is in whatever sport. Stop the rumors and do whatever you need to.
January 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Reposted by Easton
Penn State's offense was explosive. Its defense understood the assignment.

The Nittany Lions have a 51% chance to make the championship game for a reason. It isn't just the schedule.

Takeaways from @slmandel.bsky.social, @audreysnyder.bsky.social and Justin Williams
www.nytimes.com/athletic/603...
January 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
It’s just after midnight in California and the West Coast in general and people are lighting off fireworks nonstop and have been all day.. it lowkey sounds like WWIII is happening outside my apartment complex right now and this… this isn’t the way I wanted to start 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 8:08 AM
It took me a while to realize that he wasn’t talking about the font. In the ⛅️⛅️ right now. 🤣
We’re all on the same page that Ariel would be super into feet, right?
December 30, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Reposted by Easton
President, humanitarian, strike thrower
December 30, 2024 at 1:07 AM